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Thanks very much to our 3 reviewers. Come on people, last time we had 76!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is approximately 25 times MORE than this!!!!!!

You guys can do so much better. Oh, and if anybody has the Two Towers extended you have to watch disc 4 cause there's a bit when one of the random stunt guys headbutts Legolas…

Oh, if only I was an ugly stunt guy… I could headbutt Legolas…

Oh and also in the extended watch the bit where they are running and just watch the ever graceful elf Legolas, cause its really cool.

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There was perfect silence in Rivendell, then a faint noise was carried on the breeze – the sound of hooves. Occasionally, there was a slight thud as Vee fell off her horse.

They were just nearing the great house when descending down the steps was a male and female elf. Vee skirted round to where Saz was standing next to Aragorn.

"Who are they?" Vee whispered. Saz looked completely amazed that Vee didn't recognise them.

"Honestly, it's Arwen and Elrond," Saz explained, exasperated.

"How do you know that?" Aragorn asked. She groaned inwardly.

"Read the book, seen the film."

"Book? Film!?"

"Never mind."

"Welcome to Rivendell," Elrond spoke in a calm, soothing voice. "Welcome, Aragorn. Who are these you bring with you?"

"This is Saz, Vee and Da – Da…….. Dani?" He looked round. "Where is Dani?" he snapped.

Saz turned to Vee. "Do you see hobbits?"

Vee began to panic. "No!"

Saz calmly looked at Aragorn. "Dani's gone, hobbits are gone." Aragorn's face turned into a mask of terror.

"What is the importance of this girl going –" Arwen was interrupted by Elrond snapping, "You lost the hobbits?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Well, the hobbits are kind of important in this story!!"

"Yeah…and let's just say Dani….doesn't like hobbits," Saz said. "In fact, she hates them."

"And the hobbits are in grave peril!!" Vee squeaked hysterically.

Elrond's face set. "Then we must aid them."

Half and hour and one elf army later, they were still no closer to finding the missing hobbits, and Dani. Vee had worked herself up into such a panic she was skitting round the army like a butterfly on drugs – not a pretty sight.

Periodically, she would burst into fresh screams of terror and grab unsuspecting elves by the shoulder and shake them until she had to be restrained by Aragorn.

"Noooooooo!" she screamed. "Let me find Frodo! Frodo's in trouble! Where is he? Let me help!!!!!"

"Shut up!" an elf shouted. "I can hear something!"

"Yeah, it's this thing screaming," yelled Aragorn as he struggled to hold Vee.

"No, something else…"

There was silence for a moment, then as Vee's brain struggled to catch up with the situation, she protested, "I'm not a thing!!"

"Shh!"

Silence…….then a voice was heard yelling "Snap!"

Vee started struggling again to free herself. " Mfdani'ff ffgoinf ffrto fffnap ffeir legff off!" she said indistinctly.

"What the-" Aragorn turned to Saz.

"She said 'Dani's going to snap their legs off,'" Saz translated in a bored voice.

The elven army tensed their bows as one and took a step forward.

"I think a few of us should go forward – NOT Vee," Elrond suggested before Vee got too excited.

"I'll go," Saz said.

"I'm going too," Vee said stubbornly, having managed to escape from Aragorn.

"No, you're not," Elrond dismissed her.

"Yes, I am."

"Before this gets too boring," Saz yelled over the noise, "I know how stubborn Vee is – let's just let her come."

They made their way through the undergrowth, pausing just a few feet away from where Dani and the hobbits were…

…playing cards.

"Now, I want you both to –" Elrond began.

"FFFFFFFRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOODDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"…be quiet…" Elrond finished.

"Nice try," Saz addressed Elrond as Vee went crashing through the undergrowth.

Dani and the hobbits looked up. Frodo stood up to get out the way, but too late. Vee had already thrown herself on him, and had been dropped, landing, inevitably, on his foot.

You'd better enjoy this chapter because Vee almost deleted it when the computer very nearly crashed.

Also, the spell-check on this computer thinks Frodo's name is Freda. So if you see anyone called Freda, you know who we're on about.

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