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Erin, they won't review if you're evil…

You know I've just noticed that the last line is the same as a Good Charlotte song.

SHUT UP ABOUT GOOD CHARLOTTE!

Just cause you're still mourning the tragic demise of Busted.

SHUT UP!

She's a little upset.

DISCLAIMER: We do not own Lord of the Rings or any of the characters. We do not own James Bond or the theme tune. We do not own Avril Lavigne or her song Skater Boi.

We are not JRR Tolkein, Ian Fleming, Avril Lavigne, God or Jesus. Valar help you if you thought we were; you are almost insane enough to write a story like this. Well, Erin is definitely insane as she wrote in her history book that Ian Fleming (who wrote James Bond) discovered penicillin (his name was actually Alexander Fleming).

Anyway,on with the story….

After the feast had ended, Vee was again being restrained by Aragorn, who was contemplating buying her a cage. Saz was keeping Legolas well away. He was asking about their journey.

"Well, we're here… for some reason," Saz began.

"Who's 'we'?" Legolas asked.

"Well, me, and Vee…"

"Vee?"

"Yeah, you know, the…" Saz struggled for some inoffensive words, as Vee was in earshot.

"The crazy one?" Legolas suggested, jerking his thumb back at Vee, who appeared to be wrestling with Aragorn.

"Yeah," Saz nodded. "And Dani."

"Dani? Who's she? I don't believe I've met her."

"Well, no," Saz looked uncomfortable. "She's in the dungeons. There was a bit of a misunderstanding."

Legolas looked confused.

"Involving hobbits, cards, Vee, and the entire elven army."

"Oh."

"Dani doesn't do things on a small scale, you see."

Legolas backtracked. "You say she's in the dungeons?"

"Yeah."

"We must save her!"

Saz considered. "OK…I'm listening."

Legolas continued, "OK. Just you, me, and I suppose we'd better take Vee."

Aragorn was more than happy to release Vee, so the three of them tiptoed down to the dungeons, all expecting dank, dripping walls, gloomy and echoing rooms, and the like, but as this was Rivendell, the dungeons were bright and airy.

Saz, however, was not to be deterred, and hummed The James Bond Theme under her breath, spy-like.

"Saz," Vee turned.

"Mm-hm? Dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun…"

"Shut up."

"Dee doo… OK."

Legolas hushed them both, and listened hard.

"I hear this…Dani."

Vee and Saz strained their ears. They could faintly hear Dani singing. Instinctively, they both covered their ears.

Legolas crept closer to the cell and threw open the door, at the same time as Dani yelled…sorry, sang, the chorus.

"HE WAS A SKATER BOY… oh my God, AN ELF! Kill him! KIIILLLLL!"

Legolas turned to Saz. "You forgot to mention this small fact."

"What fact?"

"Uh… the fact that she wants to kill me."

"Oh that one… it's irrelevant."

Legolas sighed. "Now, you two, I don't want you to touch the chains holding Dani; there's an enchantment on them."

Saz tapped him on the shoulder.

"Uh, Legolas, that enchantment?"

He whirled round to find Vee had just undone the chains. Dani took a step forward to murder, or otherwise maim, Legolas, as Saz screamed, "No, Dani, DON'T MOVE!"

It was too late… she had taken a step forward and suddenly a gigantic swirling mist had appeared in the shape of a whirlwind.

"Pretty," cooed Vee, entranced by the sparkles of glitter.

"GET DOWN, YOU MORON!" yelled Saz, but Vee didn't move, and suddenly a blinding beam of light surged out of the whirlwind and knocked them all to the floor.

The world went black.

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