My name is Aragog. I live in the forbidden forest, with my hundreds of sons and daughters, and my wife Mosag. Does it sound like a good life? Well, it's not.
I'm blind, but my heart is not. I am not in love with Mosag, nor have I ever been. I only wished to continue my noble bloodline.
But I cannot breed with my love of choice. She lives in the water. I live in the land. I would enjoy a nice little meal of human flesh, but she will settle for some seaweed.
My love is Oki. We have known each other for 50 years. While I tell you this story, I am currently tromping through the forest, blindly crashing into trees as I go, just for that lovely sound, and perhaps a nice talk with my love.
SlAlEXzYpIUrnbWOugi.
That is the sound of the giant squid's mating dance.