GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I just WROTE this out! But I did something &it didn't save! Now I'm pissed!
Dis: I don't own it! Sue & get HATE-MAIL! & a pissed Dark Goddess!
Warnings: YAOI, Future MPREG, blasphemy (I'm a Christian!), OoC-ness.
Squall POV
I sigh as I come out of my magic-induced sleep.
Seifer had done it. Meaning that Ultimecia-bitch wanted me. I knew why as well. They always want the same thing.
And they never get it.
Before opening my eyes I assessed my situation.
I had been tied up on a metal…wall, maybe, in a cross-like fashion. I felt eyes on me which meant when I opened my eyes I'd see U-bitch sitting on a throne with a sumg look and Seifer, her knight, kneeling at her side.
Oh, this is an original set-up.
Not.
It's always the damn same thing! Why not have me tied to a stake or pole? Like Joan of Arc or something? Or tied down? Surprise me for Shiva's sake! Why always in Christ-fashion!
I opened my eyes to see that I was right. Sending them an annoyed glare I muttered about un-original kid-nappers and how I don't get why some of them are never caught because they always do the same thing.
The Bitch frowned. Oh, yes. THE Bitch. Haha.
"I had heard rumors that your true form was much more appealing than your mortal form. I do hope that is still true."
Was that supposed to offend me?
I flicked her off with both hands and smiled in a way I knew was unnerving. Of course this is me, but I've never been around her so I'm guessing she wouldn't know to be freaked if I smiled.
And then The Bitch got up and had the NERVE to touch me. Okay, look. I have issues with people touching me. I don't care who you are, you are no lover of mine. Therefore you have no reason to fucking touch me.
Unless you're my true mother and father. Who happen to be VERY touchy-feely. And it took a few hundred years to get that far. And should take a lover, he can touch me. And yes, I mean he.
Anyone else? Na-ugh. You keep your damn, dirty hands OFF!
So I glared at The Bitch. Darkly…and she?…she smiled at me. And then she backed off.
She lifted one hand up, as if to catch a feather; and one down, as if to drop one. And said the same stupid-ass, doesn't-make-any-damn-sense, spell that I always hear when I'm in this position.
"Oh, great light one.
Oh, evil dark one.
Hear my words and grant to me what I desire.
Lift this glamour off your child and show him for what he is!
Unveil this child of light and darkness!
Show him to me!
Reveal to me,
THE DARK ANGEL GRIEVER!"
Who made this spell? It's not clever. It doesn't even rhyme!
Oh, and that last part? Yeah, she screamed that, as always, in my face. Bitch.
My parents, who are the only ones who ever hear and respond to this spell, are laughing their asses off somewhere. I know they are. They always do.And then they suck almost all the energy out of the bitch for putting me through this. And then…
And then they reveal me.
Because my parents are bitches who think this is always SO funny!
It's pretty sad when the High Priestess of Heaven and the King of Hell get their kicks off something like this. Kinda makes you loose all faith in those places. Or at least it does in my mind…
Which is, by the way, VERY fucked up.
Okay, I'm annoyed. But I'm getting over it! Also, to those annoyed at me I'm going to work on the other updates right now. Promise! However, they won't be done tonight, sorry! Please review!