AN: Oops, I accidently posted a rough draft copy of this instead of a polished version- sorry. Here is the actual chapter!

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Disclaimer: Though this be madness, yet there is method in it- William Shakespeare

Chapter 3

"What is it?" Sheen demanded, impatiently wanting to get to the point. Ultra Lord never wasted time on pleasantries.

"It's called The Neutron Converter. And, shush, it's a secret."

"Converter?" Carl repeated.

"Yes."

"Neutron Converter?" Sheen repeated.

"Yes…"

"…"

"…" There was a pause while Jimmy's friends considered this.

"The Neutron Converter?"

"Oh, for- YES!" Jimmy raised his voice a bit. His lack of sleep concerning this new project made him just a bit temperamental.

"...Gee, Jimmy, you should keep your voice down, it's supposed to be a secret."

Jimmy sighed. "Thank you, Carl."

"What does it do, Jim?"

"It produces energy from matter. More specifically, non-carbon-based matter."

"Oh. Of course." Sheen nodded confidently.

"Sheen, do you know what I'm talking about?"

"You're making as much sense as a frog named Fru-fru in a fluffy tutu stuck in a purple loo, Jimmy."

"Well, I-" Jimmy stopped. "What?"

Sheen smiled. He had a gift for rhyme.

Carl looked at Sheen in confusion. "What's a loo?"

Jimmy sighed again. It was going to be a long day. He ignored Carl's comment for the time being, and tried once more to explain the import of his newest invention. "It means, in laymen's terms, that anything not alive can be converted to energy. It's a derivative of E equals Mc squared."

"Ah." Sheen nodded, in complete understanding. He had heard of this m-squared thing. It was, apparently, one of the letters of the alphabet, coming before n.

Jimmy was getting into his genius-speech again. "See, it's an amazing invention because it converts the matter using less energy than it gives out, making it self-repeating." He rambled on.

Meanwhile, Cindy looked up from her food. With a curious lilt to her voice, she whispered to Libby.

"There's a disturbance in the force."

"What?" Libby said, lifting the headphones off her ear.

"Somewhere-" Cindy said, looking around the cafeteria, "Nerdtron is blathering."

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AN:

Okay, I know you are all going "What the heck? This chapter is, like, two sentances long! Forgive me! I'm going to post another chapter right away...and this just seemed like a good place to stop. (See above disclaimer)

...don't flame me...I'll be good! I (mostly)promise! ; )