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Wahoo! I love you guys! Sorry for the slowness in updates, I'm battling with Posion Ivy right now...not fun in 95 degree weather, meh. But,I have reveiwers to cheer me up! So, get reviewing, and help a poor itchy writer lift her spirits!
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Chapter
"What do you mean you don't have a amalgamation tabulator? It's a standard household part!"
"Uh, little dude-" Said the guy behind the counter, (who looked suspiciously like the former McSpanky manager), "I do not think you know what you are talking about."
Jimmy furrowed his brow. He was easily frustrated with people dumber than him, especially ones who insulted him…like Cindy, and this dimwit. "Look, this is not hard. I just need one part. May I see the inventory catalog?"
The Guy chuckled. "Sure." He turned to the collection of books behind him. "Let me see…In-uneven…t-tory…b- b-" he paused, as he tried to figure out the word."boo- book!" he said, triumphantly. "Yep! Here it is! Let me know if you need any help with the big words, little dude."
"Much obliged." Jimmy mumbled with a roll of his eyes, as heleafed through the text.
"Sooo…" Sheen asked meanwhile, leaning on the counter, "Just for the sake of curiosity, you wouldn't happen to have any of these in stock, do you?" He slid a piece of paper across the counter, looking both ways discreetly to check for any wandering eyes.
"Dude! That's one piece of heavy machinery. Wasn't this the ray gun Ultra-Lord used in episode #642 to vanquish the bean people of Le-mar, and later added to his regular line up of utility belt items?"
Carl looked at the Guy with surprise. "Wow, Sheen, he sounds like you!"
"Nonsense." Sheen said, waving a hand. "This punk knows nothing. One factoid about a well-known weapon does not make him an expert." He nodded arrogantly. "like me."
The Guy shook his head. "Do not doubt me, skinny dude. I am Ultra-Lord's, like, biggest fan."
Sheen narrowed an eye at the Guy, opening the other eye wide to reveal an intimidating and disbelieving look. "Oh," He whispered menacingly, "now it's on."
Jimmy called out to them, however, before Sheen could get out another comment. "Guys! I found it." Walking over to them, lugging the book, he pointed to the item. "See! Like I said, standard household component."
There was a pause while the Guy looked at the picture. "Like, short dude…that's a blender."
"This is NOT A-" Jimmy stopped himself, remembering who he was attempting to argue with. "Nevermind. I'll take it."
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AN: Ugh- I know, so short! But, it's a filler, sorry. Like I said, the itching makes it hard to stay in one spot too long to type- sorry! Please reveiw! It motivates me to update sooner!
