Another little something my friend and I concocted.
In the spirit of Christmas...
A Galaxy Far, Far Away
(To the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')
Dark Side calls, can you hear it?
Qui-Gon's nothing but a spirit
And Anakin's sad
'Cuz he's turning bad
In a galaxy far, far away.
Gone away is Kenobi
But he's hot as young Obi
He helps Luke along
And tells him he's wrong
Thinking 'bout his sister in that way.
If we're evil we can build a Death Star
And kill off the Jedi one by one
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Death Star
Until those blasted Rebels blow it up.
Will the Emperor conspire
To save Vader from the fire
And face unafraid
The Dark Lord he's made
In a galaxy far, far away.