4. Idiot Couple
Roy purred. Whenever he was feeling lazy enough to be petted, he would make these soft contented little noises in the back of his throat that sounded just like purring. It was probably why Al did it so often, because Ed still refused to let him have a cat.
So, instead of having a little furball curled up in his lap as he read, he had Roy Mustang, purring as he read and petted through his hair. Which was, actually, far more enjoyable.
Ed rolled his eyes at the two of them when he finally left for work.