……… : I don't appreciate you! You are a vile and disturbing creature! I hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Why you so mean?

AAAAAANNNY WAY

Chapter five. And none of the part kissing or kissing parts happened happened in the last chapter. I was bored. Okay, so they are just friends right now. JUST FRIENDS! LIKE THE MOVIE! OMG! And Naruto will get paired with SAKU CHAN! OMG OMG OMG!

So cool,right? And Ino and Gaara temari and neji, and shikaTen ten. What of lee…..? Well that is a different story. But now that you mention it…..Teacher student romance! LeeTsunade! Just kidding! IN this chapter, Naruto gets asked out by SakuSaku…… Oh no! ……. A hint of very bland lemonade……. (Watches the cast of Higglytown Heroes have an orgy)man that is nasty……ew pig and goat sex

Naruto: Too much information!1

Sakura: I heart you!

Hinata: I hate you Saku-bitch

(powpowpowbangboomboombangpowboom)

Hinata: (holding sakura by the ankle upside down) I win, you shit for brained bitch

Sakura: rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

CHAPTER FIVE, kind of operation liberation, kind of a date, kind of shopping spree, and kind of a bitch-fight (no lost love)

Hinata walked to school with purpose. Her head was held high, and the small breeze made her hair fly in the wind. She wore a shirt that said, "It's my birthday, so worship me." And a jacket over it. She also wore tattered jeans. Today she wasn't feeling shy. She would go through her classes and not stutter one bit.

In the hallway

Uzumaki Naruto stuffed his backpack worthlessly into his locker. Suddenly a girl who was dressed like a valley girl came up to him and tapped him on the back. He turned around and gasped. "Hi…..Hinata? W-what the hell?" Hinata laughed and hugged him. "I…..Have killed Hyuuga Hinata! I am now known as………(gong playing in back round. Starts fast, then gets slower and slower. Corny music starts playing) HINA-CHAN!"
Most of the people in the hallway looked at hinata strangely. She blushed and then looked over to Naruto. "Soooooooo. I was thinking, if you wanted to, we, being me you and Sasuke, could hang out after school!" "Sure!" Naruto made a mental note of this, and then Hinata wished him good bye. Then she went off to look for Sasuke.

Sasuke's locker

Sasuke arrived to school with bruises on his studmuffin body. His dad had gotten mad at him for coming home so late. And well, the rest is history. He opened his locker roughly and jammed everything into his locker. Then came the moment he feared and looked forward to the whole day: Hinata

But something was different about her this time they met. Something had definitely changed. Hinata was dressed…..well…….un-hinata-ish. She walked up to him. "Hey Sasuke! How di'ja like the party last night…..day……or something?"

Sasuke leaned back on his locker, and the pain swelled up, and he groaned in pain. "Oh my god, Sasuke! Are you okay?" He got up and acted as though nothing had happened. "Yeah fine. By the way, the party was great."

"Hey I was wondering, how would you like to accompany me and Naruto this afternoon. I'll buy you something speeeeeciaaaaaaallllllllll…….." Sasuke laughed at Hinata who was trying to act suggestful. "Sure I'll go, okay? What were you planning on doing?" Sasuke asked. Suddenly the bell wrang. Hinata walked off quickly and gave him a wave. "Cya, Sasuke. I'll fill you in at lunch." He walked off to class.

At the lunch table

Hinata and Sasuke were discussing this afternoon plans. Shikamaru was eating lunch, Chouji was eating his fifth desert, Gaara was eying Ino at the other table(she didn't seem to notice), and they were all waiting for Naruto. He was apparently confused about which cafeteria ramen tasted the best. (Inner Sasuke: The cafeteria ramen they make all taste the same, dobey.) Finally they saw him walking relatively in their table's direction. But, as KurenaiMishatari's stories go ( HAHA I rule), something bumped into Naruto. Someone. This wasn't just anyone. This was green eyed, red clothed, pink haired, Haruno Sakura. His ramen hit the floor and the sound of plastic against concrete flooded the out door cafeteria. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," Sakura started to say, picking up the ramen bowl and handing it to Naruto, so he could finish what else was in it. "Hey….aren't you that Uzumaki kid? Naruto?"

Naruto smiled a trademark smile. "That's my name!" Sakura smiled. This "Uzumaki Naruto" was seemingly amusing, goofy, hot…..? (inner sakura: Oh lord sista. You did not just think that, foo)(sakura's inner personality, definitely doesn't fit her external one) She couldn't deny he was hot, because he looked so fine, his muscles showing on his tight yellow shirt. She bleakly waved good bye and walked over to Ino's table. "Man, girl, that dude is fine! Maybe even finer than Sasuke."

Naruto was in a daze. This was broken once he heard, "Hey! Uzumaki Dobe-uto? Get over here!" He spun around. "Grrrrrr. SASUKE-TEME!" He ran over to Sasuke ready to kick him, but he missed and flew into the table, landing at the seat he was supposed to be at. "Konichiwa," said Hinata with a laugh. Then she became more serious, "You weren't conversing with Haruno, were you?"

"Why what does that mean?" Naruto asked suddenly, not knowing where she was coming from. "Well, I have a bone to pick with her. I mean I'll stand her, if you are going to go out together, but I won't be the one holding my punches if she starts to run her mouth." Hinata started to roll up the sleeves of her jacket menacingly. Naruto grinned nervously. 'the new hinata is different, much……scarier……'

"How troublesome," muttered Shikamaru.

In class

"The square root of the hypotenuse is blah blah blah blah blah blah blablablablah blah blablah."

After school

Hinata leaned against the oak tree. She sighed and put her backpack down. 'where the fuck were they?' suddenly out of the corner of her eye, she saw a deep blue sweatshirt contrasted by raven hair. And she also saw a blonde with a yellow ab-showing tee. She turned around and yelled, "Guys! It took you long enough!" More people looked at her strangely. She shunned them away. Suddenly, someone pushed her out of the way. She fell to the right, and almost plunged into the trashcan. She knew who did it.. She spun around and saw…….it.

"Yoohoo! Naruto!" Sakura yelled, after pushing miss moody over. Hinata turned and stared at Sakura for quite some time before pushing her back. "Why the hell did you do that, bitch," said Hinata. Sakura flew down to the ground. She got up, muttering, "My, my, Hinata. We've learned some new words. Did your mommy teach me them?"

Hinata snorted. "No, it was you. You were always swearing at me. I never knew why though, Haruno Forehead-girl (ha this time it is Hinata calling Sakura forehead-girl)

By now many of the students were watching the fight. "Hinata, you never know when you're out of your league. I guess some people don't need to."

"Yea, and unfortunately," came a voice behind them, "You aren't one of them, Saku-chan!" Sasuke came up from behind and lead Hinata away. "Come on Hinata, Sakura's just being bitchy little Sakura." Sakura heard this. "What did you just call me, Uchiha-bastard?" She growled. "urrrrrrrrghhhhh. I hate them." Then she realized Naruto was still there. She sauntered up to him. "Hey Naruto. Wanna hang out?" Naruto nodded and obediently followed her off.

Konohagakure no kuni Mall

Hinata and Sasuke walked through the revolving doors into a valley girl's paridise. (spell check not working, dammit). There were floors and floors of stores and stores. Everything imaginable was here. There were toys and toys and Lattes and teddy bears and cookies and bookies and all that jazz. Hinata spun around and laughed and Sasuke, he just stood there.

They first went to the food court. They got some sushi, and pepsis and then they moved on. They spent many hours there.

MAAAAANNNNYYYY MAAANNNNNNNYYYY HOURS LATER

"Whew," said Hinata as she sat down at the food court, a bag in hand. She turned back and saw Sasuke with the bulk of the weight, almost crushed by the size of Hinata's shopping spree. He finally put all of them down and then sat down in a chair. "Dammit! Why do girls have a passion for fashion?"

"Sorry, but since I killed my former self, I needed to buy some new clothes and Aeropostale is like my favorite store now. Except for all those sexual shirts. EWWWWWWW! Anyway, so what did you get?"

Sasuke pulled a golden bracelet out of his pocket. It had a ruby in the middle of it. "I bought you something." He handed the bracelet to Hinata. She marveled over it. "OMG it is so great!" Then she hugged him, and he felt the boiling hot blood shoot to his face. 'I do not like being touched like this' he thought. (inner Sasuke: Yes you do. You are in love and you want to be her man. You want to have sex with her and make her your uke. You are a sick bastard, who is not old enough to have sex, but still has erotic dreams. I am ashamed to be your conscience)

Of course, I choose this time for Hinata to see Naruto and Sakura talking with eachother at the other end of the food court. That bitch, she thought, She is going to regret this. Hinata pushed her chair out, and walked briskly toward Naruto and Bitchy McBitch, fists trembling.

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Woohoo I love this story! SakuHina Hate going on. Next chapter, hinata is going to get pranked by Sakura, but is going to go way to far. She is going to……oooohhh I want to tell so bad. Fine she is going to do something really bad, involving Hinata's crush on Sasuke………. REVIEW AND NO ROASTING FIRES!