Holy crap, an update!
"Where's the disclaimer?" two voices said.
Huh?...Yoshi and Kirby?
"Yep, we're lawyers now." Yoshi said.
"So if we don't see the disclaimer, consider yourself sued." Kirby said.
Fine, I own nothing.
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"Uh, Mario, what are you doing?" Peach asked.
Mario was wiping a shotgun.
"If that Randy Quench jackass comes back, I'm gonna shoot him"
"Mario, that was probably a one time thing."
"Yeah, maybe you're right."
"Smashers, I have an announcement." Master Hand said.
"Eh." They all replied.
"...Free donuts." He tried again.
If you thought you've see, fast before, you should've seen how fast the smashers were going.
"Hah! Psyche! First things first." He put a collar on King Boo.
"That collars ghost proof. If you try to hypnotize anybody again, you will receive an exytremley powerful electric shock"
"If I manage to take it off?" King Boo asked.
"I'll let Luigi go crazy with the poltergust 3000." King Boo gulped as Luigi smiled.
"Okay, today is the first fight, Balloon Fighter versus Mr. Game and Watch, you both have one life. Get to the teleporters, now."
Balloon Fighter and Game and Watch went to the teleporters and were transported to Subcon.
"Ready, go!" the invisible announcer cried. G&W, being quicker than Balloon Fighter, was able to pull of two sprays of bug spray and then jumped and attacked Balloon Fighter with a turtle. Balloon Fighter then floated above G&W, got out a needle and popped the balloons and crashed into G&W, sending him tumbling away.
"Hah! You've popped your balloons; you should be easier to beat now!"
Balloon Fighter then gets out three more balloons and blows into them, filling them up, and then tying them around his waist.
"You were saying?"
"…Screw you." And with that he decided to use his random attack! I mean judgement, unfortunately for the stick-figure man, he got a one, which meant he was the one who was hurt. Balloon Fighter crouched down, started glowing and spined forward, like a spinning rainbow ball, he then smashed into G&W, who retaliated with a hammer blow. G&W then spotted a proximity mine nearby and threw it at Balloon Fighter who just stood his ground, when the mine was a few centimetres away; he threw a flipper at it, sending it into the middle of them.
"Where did you get that, I didn't see a flipper drop down before."
"Flippers are from my game, so one of my special abilities is the ability to summon flippers at will."
"Oh." While G&W was distracted, Balloon Fighter jumped over to him and threw him into the mine, G&W collided with one of the logs coming down and was sent right into a flipper from Balloon Fighter, he was knocked away but managed to get beck with fire.
"Crap, I'm losing bad." He then pulled out a frying pan and hurled some sausages at Balloon Fighter, who just laughed.
"Sausages? You have got to be kidding." the sausages then hit him. "Ouch, they burn." G&W then leapt over to him and smashed him with his mallet. He then jumped higher and dropped down with his key, smashing it into Balloon Fighter's skull. Game and Watch then ran to Balloon Fighter, who rolled behind him and started punching, after a few punches, Game and Watch was able to jump away, he then got his frying pan, went close to Balloon Fighter, and hurled sausages and burnt Balloon Fighter with the frying pan.
"Right, time to end this!" Balloon Fighter declared.
Balloon Fighter then started charging his smash attack, Game and Watch then rushed in to stop the charge but was to late, he was smashed out of the arena.
"GAME! THIS HAMES WINNER IS, BALLOON FIGHTER!" said the invisible announcer. As Game and Watch and Balloon Fighter were transported back, the next fight was to be announced.
"The next match is, Yoshi vs Kamek!" Master Hand cried. The two enemies glared at each other.
"Prepare to feel; very bad about yourself, Kamek!" Yoshi threatened.
"Hey, I have been preparing for that my entire life…or something about YOU that's mean!" Kamek said, trying to insult Yoshi. They were then teleported to Final Destination.
They both glared at each other.
"GO!" cried the announcer.