A/N: Whoa! Hey everyone aren't ya sooo pleased with me that I updated so fast!… well whatever I am, YIPPEE I got my new cell phone yesterday and im like soooo happy about it! I hope you like this chapter; it's a little longer than the last. Im gonna start updating like I did on Emily's Epiphany, so ya'll should be happy! Read and review, ENJOY!
ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTICE: Just to clarify, Lorelai hasn't yet taken the pregnancy test; she is just presuming that she's pregnant; she actually takes the test in the next chapter! In the last chapter the things I wrote about her possible 'pregnancy' might have mislead you to think that they were sure about being pregnant, THEY WERE NOT! I changed parts of the last chapter to make it less misleading, PLEASE REREAD THE LAST CHAPTER!
Chapter four: Boy is back in town part deux (2)
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Dragonfly Inn about three
Lorelai is coming back to the Inn after spending time lunchtime at the diner with Luke.
"Oooh back so soon?" Michel greeted her sarcastically as she walked through the door of the Inn.
"Shut Up Michel, anything important happen while I was gone?"
"Well if you count one of the toilets in room four getting blocked, the large woman in room seven ordering SIX orders of the lamb chops to her room 15 minuets ago and that sarcastic bastard of a nephew of yours jumping down my throat every two seconds then yes, you missed quite a bit" Michel remarked in his strong French accent.
"Wow Michel, I think someone needs a nap, should I go call your mother—, wait what nephew, jess is here?" Lorelai asked shocked. "What's he doing here"?
"What everybody does here, sleep, and watch television AND EAT MORE LAMB CHOPS THAN NORMAL PEOPLE CAN EAT IN A WEEK!" Michel spat as the large lady from room seven passed through the lobby.
"Whoa Michel calm down, er, thanks for the news, I'll be right back" Lorelai said quickly before dashing up the stairs to Jess's room.
She knocks on the door and waits a second, before Jess opens the door.
"Oh hey Lorelai, what's up?" Jess greeted after opening the door
"What are you doing here Jess?" Lorelai got straight to the point.
"Wow, um well I decided to stay in Stars Hollow for a few days, I need to talk to Luke and I'd like to talk to Rory too, so I figured I'd stay here." He explained.
"Listen, about Rory…" Lorelai started but jess cut her off.
"Aw jeez, look im not going to try and get back together with her im not stupid!" Jess said and Lorelai gave him an 'are you sure about that' look. "As I told you this morning, I've made some changes in my life, and I would like to talk to her".
"Okay sure, but I should warn you, she has a serious boyfriend" Lorelai informed him.
"…. And I'm sure he's top notch" Jess said sarcastically "but I have a girlfriend, and besides you and Luke are getting married which makes her my cousin, which would make going out with her weird".
"Chaaa, no kidding" Lorelai joked.
"Well I gotta go get some things and talk to Luke" Jess said after checking his watch.
"Of course, don't let me keep you!" Lorelai said as sweetly a possible.
"Bye Lorelai, see ya 'round" Jess said
"Ya buh bye" Lorelai stated.
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At the diner…. (About 5am)
"Well hey there! Uncle Luke" Jess said opening the door of the diner
"Jess, er, I mean what are you doing here?" Luke said startled.
"Oh please, im sure Lorelai told you," he snarled
"Well yes, she did tell me you were here but not why you're here" Luke explained.
"I'm here to see you, ya know to chill (Luke gave him skeptical look) I need to talk to Rory, so I figured that id check in on little old stars hollow" Jess retorted.
"Well it very nice to fit us into your, I'm sure, busy, busy schedule!" Luke raised his voice slightly.
"Sorry I didn't call, okay I have been busy, and that's why I came to talk to Rory" Jess said
"What are you the secret service now? What could possibly be sooo important that you need to talk to RORY about but you refuse to tell anyone else?" Luke asked
"I wrote a book"
"What." Luke asked his voice barely more than a whisper.
"You heard me I wrote…" Jess started.
"A book?" Luke finished
"I wrote a book" Jess restated.
"You wrote one?" Luke asked dumbfounded.
"Yes" Jess answered tiredly
"Really" Luke questioned.
"No" Jess said sarcastically.
"What!"
"Yes! I W R O T E A B O O K!" he repeated slowly
"Why?" Luke was curious.
"Im not on trial, so quit the third degree," Jess snapped
"Sorry im just… You wrote a book?" Luke asked again.
"Not again…." Jess groaned.
"And Rory really needs to know this because…" Luke was confused.
"I wrote it about her" Jess said abruptly.
"Huh" Luke mumbled folding his arms across his chest.
"What?" Jess was agitated.
"I just cannot picture you writing a book, being an author, will you get book awards and everything" Luke teased
"If you keep this up, Im out of here!" he said threateningly
"Okay then" Luke laughed
"I promise that ill be back for the wedding, and if Lorelai gets the pink I suppose ill be back then too"
"Okay, wait what?" Luke stuttered confused, "How did you know"
"oh please, it is so pathetically obvious…. To someone who listens in on your private conversations" he adds as a look of shock overcomes Lukes face.
"oh my god jess, I swear if miss patty heard you shed think…." Luke started before jess cut him off
"The town would already know"
"Well ya I guess that is true"
"See ya around jess"
"Bye Luke" jess said before leaving the diner and driving that 20 minute drive to Hartford….
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Later that evening
Luke and Lorelai are in Luke's truck heading to Sniffy's to tell Buddy and Maize about they're engagement.
"What are you talking about, The Clash is sooo much better Jethro Tull!" Lorelai argued trying to put the combat rock CD in the CD player
"No" Luke playfully argued back.
"Totally!" Lorelai defended
"Pur-leez" Lorelai gave him the infamous Gilmore pout and it worked like a charm.
"Fiiiiiiine" Luke admitted defeat and popped the CD in
"Oh yay oh I love this song!" she said excitedly as 'Rock the Casbah' came on.
"Shoutiiiing all night yeah! Rock'n the Casbah, Rock the Casbah" Lorelai sung loudly with the music as Luke shook his head.
"Its not shoutin all night yeah, it shareef don't like it" Luke said as Lorelai continued belting the wrong words.
"You embarrassed of me!" she said feigning shock.
"No, just your personality" he teased
"Ugh"
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The Pool house
"Rory, your dinner is ready" Consuela the maid called through the intercom.
"Coming" Rory replied through the intercom.
As Rory goes into her room to fetch her watch, the doorbell rang
"Perfect timing Logan!" she said to herself as she went to open the door
"Jess!" Rory was dumbfounded.
"Yes?" He answered seriously
"What, er, why are you here?" Rory asked confused.
"I need to talk to you"
"Sure, well, um, come in…" she said motioning to sit in the living room
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Sniffy's
"Lucas!" Maize screeched as the two of them came through the door.
"Hey Maize" Luke said
"And well hello, again Lorelai, nice to see you" maize greeted politely.
"Same to you" Lorelai offered with a smile.
"Come, come, Lucas sit down we don't want you two getting all cold!" maize led them to their table.
"Thanks a lot maize, uh could you maybe get buddy, we sort of have some news we would like to share with the both of you" Lorelai asked once seated.
"Oh my…" Maize said before scampering off to find buddy.
"10 bucks says she's already figured it out" Lorelai turned to Luke and said the split second maize scurried off.
Luke chuckled slightly until maize and a flustered buddy appeared at the table.
"so, you said you have something to tell us " Maize said without hesitation
"Uh well yeah… Luke?" Lorelai urged Luke to tell them
"Me and Lorelai are getting married" Luke said with confidence.
They both looked shocked for a moment, but there faces were overcome with pride
Maize pulled Luke up for a hug. "I cant believe that your getting married"
"Oh thanks" Luke said back.
"naaaah, I am so happy for you Lucas" Buddy said
"Thank you buddy"
"And now Lorelai…." She said before turning to face Lorelai.
"Congratulations my dear, how long have you and Lucas been together now, it must have been a while is it not?"
"Oh, er I think its been about a year." Lorelai
"Wow, I don't ever remember Lucas being with ANYONE for a year, it's so funny"
"Oh well neither have I so…" Lorelai started before Maize abruptly cut her off.
"How did your parents take the news?" Maize wondered.
"Excuse me"
"Your parents, how did they take the news?" Maize repeated.
"Oh um, well I haven't told them yet, im not very close to my family"
"Oh, that's shame. Well we should bring out the appetizers for you lovebirds" maize said with a smile "come on buddy"
"Yes, im coming" buddy answered quick before watching maize go into the kitchen.
"Lucas, if you need anything for the wedding, im here for you son"
Luke was touched and looked at Lorelai, who gave her the heads up, before continuing.
"Well, there is one thing…" Luke said, "We would like you to be the best man"
" Lucas I sure am touched. I haven't been best man at a wedding since…. Well you know the story. I feel honored, I really do, thank you"
"Your welcome buddy" Luke said
"Now, let me go and get your appetizers…" he said before rushing off.
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Back at the pool house
Rory had stayed in the pool house for two hours talking to jess. He had told her about the book and they had talked and had a good time.
Rory's cell phone rang and she went into her room to answer it
"Hello" Rory answered her cell phone.
"Hey Ace, it's Logan"
"Hi Logan!" she says
"You having a party without me?" he asked jokingly, after hearing Jess's laugher in the background.
"No just, um my soon to be step cousin came over, so we've been talking for a while.
"Oh cool, well do you want to go out tonight, cause I got us a great reservation"
"Sure that sounds great" Rory said with excitement.
"Kay, ill be there soon, bye"
"Bye" Rory replied.
Rory comes back into the living room where jess is and they start talk again for about a half hour before Logan gets there.
"Uh jess, I gotta go to the bathroom, ill be right back" Rory said before rushing off to the bathroom.
"Kay" jess said absentmindedly.
Rory had not been in the bathroom two minuets when Logan came through the door.
"Ace?" Logan said entering the pool house.
"Who?" Jess asked curiously as he stood up to face this new stranger.
"Ac-, er, Rory. Is she here?"
"Yeah she, er, she'll be right out" Jess said, "Who are you?"
"My names Logan" Logan said as he shook Jess's hand.
"Jess" jess replied, "Im, um, Rory's ex-boyfriend"
"What?" Logan said a little too loud.
"Hey Logan!" Rory said entering the room.
"I better get going" Jess said as he made for the exit.
"No way, you're not going anywhere" he motioned for jess to sit down. "Why did you lie to me, Ace?"
"I didn't" Rory stated calmly.
"You told me that your cousin was here, and HE (he motioned toward jess) is certainly not your cousin"
"Actually, he kind of is my cousin, his uncle Is Luke"
"Who's Luke?"
"I've told you before, the one that my moms marring" Rory said
"You lied to me though!" Logan yelled and stormed out of the pool house.
"Logan!" Rory shrieked after him.
"Here we are again" Jess said to himself before sighing and leaving.
Next Chapter: Lorelai takes a pregnancy test, and 'bumps into'Rory. Emily and Richard find out about the wedding, with mixed results
A/N: I really don't think that I hit buddy and maize's characters well. But please tell me what u think. Criticism and suggestions are very much welcome. PLEASE read and review. Last 2 chapters I got like 5 reviews in total, so unless I get at least 8 reviews for this chapter, I wont continue!
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