Author Note: Has anyone ever heard Jimmy The Homicidal Maniac? It's bloody funny as hell. I was going to say something useful but forgot what it was. Damn, I'll remember.
The second he enters the room James glances around. There appears to be nothing of no use. There is only just a shotgun, a machine gun, a magnum, a rocket laucher and enough ammunation for him to kill all the monsters in Silent Hill and more. However this is not useful. At least in the eyes of James it is not useful. Nobody ever said James was a genius. It does seem necessary to say he is looking for his dead wife. In a town full of monsters. Monsters that were manifested from his own sick and twisted mind. What a sick little monkey he is.
Deciding that all the weapons in the room are in fact useless, James looks towards the hallway. It appears to be filled with an unnatural amount of light. Curious about where all the light is coming from James heads towards the hallways. In the hallway he discovers the light was coming from the room across from the one he was just in. James enters and finds the source of the light. It is such a beautiful sight that it brings a tear to his eye.
A toilet.
James looks at the toilet with pride swelling deep within him. Why he is proud to be in front of the toilet is unknown. Maybe he nature is calling or maybe it is just because he is insane. Most likely it is because he has never had the chance to put his hand down a toilet before.
Ever since he was a young boy; James had wanted, had urges to put his hand down toilets. Mainly to see if he would receieve anything in return for his brave effort. However everytime he tried someone would stop him. At home, when he was a young boy, it was always his father. At school it was always a teacher. After he had married Mary she would stop. Still in school a teacher would stop him. Now things have changed. His father is in South Ashfield, Mary is dead and there is not a teacher within a stone-throws distance.
James smiles and puts his hand down the toilet.
James moves his hand about the mixture of urine, feces and water when he comes across something else in the mess. He grips whatever it is in his hand. Pulling his hand out of the toilet he finds a piece of paper. James looks at the paper for a few minutes trying to work what is written on it. He then turns it the right way up and discovers four numbers are written on it. With a shrug he leaves his pride and joy behind.
He then leaves the apartments and finds himself in yet another hallway. In the hallway is a Bob. Deciding that he will kill the Bob later; James heads down to the first floor of the apartment building. On his way he picks up a map. Some of the doors on the map has strange marks covering. This could mean only one thing, James decides. It means cats have invaded the place where maps are made.
In the hallway of the first floor James heads straight for room 109. He searches around the apartment before entering one of the bedtrooms. Inside the room is a small table and a mirror that takes up the entire back wall. The woman from the graveyard is lying on the floor, looking into the mirror, holding a knife in her hand. If anything she looks quite content there. In her own little world. Of course the knife is screaming 'She's gonna kill herself' shortly followed by its insane laughter.
"Oh it's you." The woman says finally noticing James is standing there watching her.
James nods his head. "Yes it is I, James Sunderland. The most manly man there ever was." He says with pride. Add huge ego to the list of things James Sunderland has. "Angela." The woman now known as Angela introduces herself.
"Angela. Okay. I don't know what you're planning but there is always another way."
"Really? But you're the same as me. It's easier just to run. Besides it's what we deserve." Angela says. She then thinks about what she said for a moment. Before James can say anything she starts talking again. "Actually I don't deserve. You sure as hell do though."
"Did you find your mother" James asks trying to get off the subject. Afterall he does deserve to die.
"No. She's not anywhere. Do you think she could be in Nowhere" Angela asks as she starts to sit up. James shrugs. "Erm...right. Anyway, did you find who you were looking for" Angela asks
"No." James says with a sigh. He bends down next to Angela and shows her a picture of Mary. "Her name's Mary. She's my wife."
Angela looks at the picture. "I'm sorry."
James sighs again. "It doesn't matter anyway. She's dead." James thinks for a moment. "I'm not crazy. Perfectly sane." James adds as an afterthought. To prove he is sane he tap dances and falls to the ground.
Angela walks over to the door; convinced James is indeed insane. As she reaches the door James stands back up. "Erm...yeah. Right." Angela looks at the knife in her hand and gets an idea. "Ca..can you hold this for me? If I kept it I'm not sure what I'd do." James shrugs and holds his hand out so Angela can give him the knife. Instead Angela lunges at him. He dodges the attack.
"I..I'm sorry..." Angela says when her plan to kill the insane man failed. Although one lunge is not trying very hard. "I...I've been bad." Angela puts the knife on a nearby table and runs out of the room. James shrugs not understanding what the problem with Anglea is. He picks up the knife and leaves the room. However he does not notice the coin sitting on said table. Most importantly he does not notice the handgun bullets that are in the room.
James proceeds to apartment 106: along the way checking the other apartment doors which are all locked. Inside is a desk. The desk just so happens to have five slots for five coins. James pulls out the two coins he found earlier and puts them in the slots. Nothing happens. Scratching his head he reads the carving on the desk. None of it makes any sense.
James looks at the desk trying to figure out how to open. He suddenly clicks his thumb and forefinger and runs out the apartment. A few minutes he re-enters holding the rocket laucher from apartment 203. He stands in the corner of the room and fires a rocket at the desk. The desk shatters into millions of pieces and now there is a huge hole leading to the next apartment. He examines the rocket launcher and discovers it now empty. With a sigh he looks around the ruins of the desk and finds a key. With a quick victory dance James leaves the apartment and head back to the second floor.
Second Floor Stairwell
With his unsuccessful attempt at showing the blonde man his brand new knife, Pyramid Head wandered the apartment building in a huff. While wandering he ran into Larry: one of the many Monster-Trapped-In-Coats that wander Silent Hill. Today Larry was not his usual happy-go-lucky self. He was rather stressed because he can not dance. So being the nice friend and fellow he is: Pyramid Head decided that he would teach Larry how to dance. Hence why they are in the stairwell.
"It's just step right, step left, twirl, step back, twirl again, pelvic thrust and then strike a pose." Pyramid Head explains while doing dancing in a suprisingly graceful manner. Larry once again tries to do what his friend just showed him. This time he does it perfectly. "See, I said you could do it." Pyramid Head says. "Oh, want to see a new dance move I learnt? Will need you though to do it." Pyramid Head asks. Larry nods eagerly and then vomits acid into the water behind him.
Pyramid Head walks up behind Larry, picks him up, twists him upside and does some weird dance moves. All the while Larry is laughing like a mad man. While they are having fun the door opens and then shuts. Pyramid Head looks over to see James looking at him in horror. Pyramid Head immediately drops Larry and waves his hand in horror at James. "It's not how it looks" He says and looks around for a distraction. He sees his knife. "Want to see my new knife" He asks nervously and starts walking towards James who is now trying to open the door.
James turns to look at Pyramid Head. He is now wishing he had not wasted the rocket launcher on that desk. He straightens up and pulls out his handgun. James begins shooting at the Pyramid Head. With each bullet that hits the monster there is a small series of 'ow' and curses. James ignores it and carries on shooting at Pyramid Head. Eventually a siren goes off and the water in the stairwell drains away.
"Damn you God." Pyramid Head shouts at the ceiling. "I didn't get to show my knife off properly." With that said Pyramid Head goes down the stairs and leaves the apartment building.
James looks at the stairwell. He looks at Larry and shrugs. James goes down the stairs while checking his handgun. He discovers it is now empty and that he will have to use his Plank-O-Wood 3000. With a sigh he leaves the apartment building and all its horrors behind.