Author Note: I hate repeating myself. I can't find the time to update. I demand answers from those cretins at college. Evil scum of the Earth, they are. The only thing worse than wet socks is college. FACT! Ladies and gentlemen, tis a fact. Note I have nothing against Maria. Hmm, I'm giving Henry way too much attention. Erm... Got bored while writing this, so likely to be shite.

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James stood and stared at his shoes. They were wet and worst of all so were his socks. He gives each foot a shake in hope they will dry slightly. With a sigh he slowly climbs down the steps into the alley. As he walks along the alley he begins cursing at his misfortune.

"Damn red pyramid thing making me wasting precious bullets on it's stupid bullet proof helmet. Damn water getting my sexy new shoes and socks wet. Damn litt..." He stops cursing seeing the little girl that stepped on his hand sitting on the wall. He silently curses about his lack of bullets. He once again sighs and tries to start a conversation with the girl. "It was you, wasn't it? You're the one who stepped on my hand."

The little girl looked from torturing a bird, most likely the only bird in Silent Hill, and smiled evilly at James. "I don't know." She says while rolling her eyes. "Maybe I did." The girl's evil smile became wider. "And next time it will be your balls." James takes a few steps away from the wall, with his mouth in an o shape and eyes wide, Plank-O-Wood 3000 protecting his favourite area. He decides it is best to be civilized towards this spawn of Satan child.

"Would you like some candy?" James offers even though he does not have any with him. The girl shakes her head. "A lollipop?" The girl shakes her head again. "A cuddly teddy bear?" The girl once again shakes her head. James opens his mouth with another suggestion but the girl interrupts him. "Stop trying to bribe me."

Shocked that she knows the concept of bribery, James decides it is time to take a different approach. He looks towards the bird that the girl had been torturing wondering exactly what it had done to deserve such a horrible fate. Deciding it would be best to get on the good of the brat on the wall he knows there is only one thing he can do. Look out for her wellbeing despite the fact he already despises her. "So, what's a little br...girl like you doing here anyway?"

The girl looked at James knowing fine well what he was up to. Hoping for a chance that it will eventually lead to her kicking James in the crotch, she decides to play along. "Are you blind or something?" She looks towards her torture victim and giggles at it's twitching. She picks up a stick and begins poking at the bird. The bird lets out a loud screech. The girl giggles again.

James jumps at the sound of the bird screeching. He could not help but feel sorry for the poor beast. That and the urge to smother it with a pillow. He shook his head and looked at the girl in time to see her put a letter in the pocket of her blue dress. He points at her. "What's that letter?"

"None of your business," The girl stands up and points towards James. "You didn't love Mary anyway!" A demonic voice bellows from the girls mouth. She jumps off the wall, leaving James by himself. James stares dumbly at the spot the girl was standing on. "Wait! Where did that evil demon-like voice come from?"

With a shrug he carries on heading towards Rose Water Park. Along the way he searches for anything that could of use on his little adventure. To his relief he finds a box of ammo for his gun and a health drink. There was only one question one his mind. Why was there boxes of ammo and bottles of health drinks lying about the streets of the town. While these thoughts were running through his head; he walks head first into a wall. Whether by good luck or not, he had now found the entrance to Rose Water Park.

"Please God, don't let Mary be here." With that he continues to walk though the park.

Soon he reaches the lake shore. He looks over the lake to find that he can't see an inch in front of his face because of the fog. He decides to walk onwards. Soon a silhouette appears in the fog. James cautiously moves forward with Plank-O-Wood 3000 ready to kill whatever is hiding the fog. As he gets closer it begins to look more human, until he finally reaches it and sees Mary. He curses silently under his breath. "Mary."

The woman turns towards James with a smile on her face. It appears she is not Mary after all. She just looks like Mary would if she were to dress like a whore and would offer special favours to men she only just met. Of course this woman is not Cynthia either. So who is this woman? Most likely a Mary/Cynthia hybrid born just to torment James by acting sexy. In reality she just makes overweight women feel ugly. We all know she is a bitch and she has not said one word yet.

"Do I look like your girlfriend?" Asks the Mary/Cynthia hybrid; instantly switching on the seductive charm which will make any man putty in her hand. James is naturally no exception. He is already drooling like the dimwitted person he is. All respect for James has flew out of every gamer's window. Except the one's with the IQ of minus God-knows-what. Though they are most likely still working their way through the forest. Give those morons some sympathy. Although, maybe they do not deserve it.

"Er...yeah. Kind of. A much sluttier version of her." the slut version of Mary looks offended. She is on a mission though so she needs to stay on this not subtle man's good side. She will achieve what she needs to do even if it means a painful death or three.

"I'm Maria."

"Yeah, yeah. You haven't seen Mary by any chance? Looks like you except dresses in a boring fashion. Is dead. She might be rotting. Said she would be waiting in our special place." It seems like Maria will get that painful death if she sticks around James.

Despite the fact she is quite disturbed by the last comment from Jimbo, Maria decides sticking with him would not be such a bad idea. "No, I haven't. Is this your only special place?"

James thinks for a moment then points in a random direction. "The hotel." And with that said he is off; quicker than the speed of light. At least he would have been had he not tripped over his own feet. Now instead of heading to the hotel he has a nice view up Maria's skirt. Maria kicks him the ribs and starts heading towards the exit of the park. James stands up and runs past Maria. Maria starting running after him.

After much running and the assault of Flying Bobs; James and his newly acquired hooker find that the bridge has collapsed. Nearby is a corpse with a bloody map next to it. Maria examines the map while James stares at the gaps preventing from him getting to the hotel. There is only one thing he can now do. He takes a few steps.

"What're you doing?"

James trips over his feet again. "You're bad luck."

"I am if you want me to be."

James stands back up. "I'm going to walk over that gap. If Jesus can walk one water, then I can cross that gap. If Cheryl float cross a gap like that so can I."

"No. You can't." Maria pushes James back the way they came. "And I know exactly where we need to go." Maria continues to push James as a Flying Bob flies over both their heads. James stops himself from being pushed further in front of the Historical Society.

"I can climb over the fence and steel a boat."

"No. The fence is too high. You could fall and die."

James and Maria continue their journey until they reach the bowling alley. James enters the building. Despite being the one to lead him there, Maria stays outside.

Inside James finds Eddie eating pizza. Any normal person would be wondering how Eddie came to acquire said pizza but not James. Yet again James is mesmerized by the big fellow's butt crack. While James is in his own little world filled with a butt; Eddie and the little girl are having a conversation. James hears none of it.

He finally snaps out of it when a green bowling ball rolls across towards him and Eddie. James catches a glimpse of the girl as she is leaving the through the nearby double doors. James, with his desire to punish the little brat, makes his presence known to Eddie. "Don't just sit there and eat pizza. We have to go after her. There's monsters out there. Hell will I let them kill her before I have the chance to punish her."

Eddie continues to eat his pizza and looks towards James. "Huh? Laura? She'll be fine. The monsters run in fear when she is near."

James shrugs and looks to Eddie. "Can I have a slice of that pizza?" Eddie ignores him and carries on eating. Taking that as a no; James chooses to stare at the green bowling. He begins wondering whether or not it would fit down Eddie's butt crack. The scream from Eddie when he dropped the golf ball down there was amusing to James. Maybe the bowling would have an even better reaction from the comfortably round guy.

Having made his decision James picks up the bowling ball. Holding the ball above Eddie, he aims at the butt crack. He moves the ball slightly to make sure it is on target. Finally letting go of the ball, it completely misses the butt crack and instead land on Eddie's head. A scream of anger and pain comes from Eddie as James bolts from the building. Outside he runs straight into Maria.

"Did I just hear a scream?"

"No. Er... we need to hide." With that James runs towards the back alley with Maria following slowly behind him. Minutes later, they find themselves magically in front of Brookhaven Hospital. The little girl entering the building as they wonder how they ended up there.