Physical Condition

Gojyo stood in front of the bathroom mirror and flexed a bicep. His only clothing was a fluffy light blue towel slung low around his waist. The Kappa grinned at his reflection, obviously pleased with the slight bulge of muscle on his arm.

"Watch out ladies..."

A finger reached around and poked him hard in the stomach. The red-head jumped, only to back into Sanzo, who was now standing behind him. Resting an arm on his shoulder, the priest smirked.

"I think you're getting a bit of a beer gut, Kappa," he remarked.

"I am not! These abs are rock hard," Gojyo growled, frowning at the blonde.

Sanzo laughed lightly and wrapped his arms around the half-breed's waist.

"Right..." He nuzzled Gojyo's back with his nose.

"They are! I work out all the time--I'm in top physical condition," Gojyo insisted, his cheeks starting to turn red. "And besides-" he reached behind him and tugged Sanzo forward, holding the monk against his bare chest. "—I seem to recall a certain blonde with a huge ass..."

"Sure it wasn't one of your whores?"

Gojyo chuckled. "That's alright, more of it to love, ne?" he said, giving Sanzo's rump a pinch. That one earned him a light slap on the cheek.

"Any more of that and you won't be touching it again for a long time."

The half-breed kissed him on the top of the head.

"Come back to the bedroom and I'll show you my favorite part of my anatomy..."

"Baka ero-kappa..."

"That's me..."