Interview With A Rurouni: Chapter 1

A-chan: Hello and welcome. This is our very first fan fiction.
It is based on a manga that J-chan and myself have put together..

J-chan: We hope you enjoy, and come back for more.. The title is:
"The Hall of Bish: Interview with a Rurouni Chapter One"

Kenshin: "By: A- chan & J- chan"

J-chan: Summary: The First of Many Interviews from: "The Hall Of Bish"
With: J-Chan, A-chan, and Kenshin Himura Chapter One.

A-chan: "Ok, Here it goes. Our Disclaimer Is: We do not Own Kenshin,
We just like to play with him.."

Kenshin: "Oro?"

J- chan: .!.

A-chan: ...!...

There is a large mansion at the top of Bish Hill, which is owned
by A-chan and J-chan. The first floor of the mansion consists of
a large hall, which is lined with portraits of the best Bishouen and
Bishoujos, in the hall lies hidden two stair cases, which pull down
from the ceiling; one huge formal dinning room, with a table that
sits twenty-four people at one time; an extra large kitchen with all
the latest utensils; a large sitting room separated into two sections,
five couches, two chairs, and a long oriental rug; a large party room
with a huge plasma screen TV that covers one wall, a large square rug,
and two long couches. Once upstairs you will see another large hall,
three master bedrooms, two large guest bedrooms, and two huge
bathrooms. If you retreat to the back yard you will see a large pond
with a small oval island in the center, a large fountain on the edge of
the pond with many several water jets on each side, along with multi
colored stepping stones surrounding the pond; four square rose gardens,
four petite yet long violet gardens, and two large and long tulip gardens.
Also within the back yard you will find a large secluded and covered bath
house for both the males and females. On the opposite side of the back yard
you will find a large guest house consisting of four queen-sized day beds,
three large couches, a gigantic brick fireplace, and two wooden dressers
by the door.

Welcome to "The Hall of Bish's" first episode ever.

Wearing a floral kimono, J-chan smiled at every one. "Welcome Everyone!
This week we get to interview Kenshin-sama! She gestured towards a pretty
red-haired man with an x-shaped scar on his left cheek." Please state your
name and function". She asked while smiling to encourage the polite samurai
as he rose to introduced himself.

"Good afternoon everyone, my name is Kenshin Himura. I am a former wander,
that I am. My present residence is at the Kamiya dojo with Karu-dono and
Yahiko-dono. My Fighting style is the "Hiten Mitsurugi" and my weapon of
choice is the "Reversed Blade Sword", that it is. I was once a botsi, but I have
vowed never to kill again." The samurai smiled and jokingly added, "Although
umbrellas are good weapons to, that they are!"

"Kenshin-dono, I made some tea would you care for some?" J-chan asked pointing
to a tea set on the table, trying to stall for time until her friend A-chan, one of
Kenshin's greatest fans, arrived.

"Yes, please." Kenshin replied.

"Will you excuse me for a moment Kenshin- dono? I am going to look for A- chan.
You are her number one Bish after all! While I am gone, please make yourself at
home." J-Chan suggested.

"Please don't worry about me J-dono! I will wait here and drink my tea, that I will,"
Kenshin replied. And as he placed his lips on the rim of the cup a thought suddenly
occurred to him. "What is a "Bish"?"

"Maybe she just got last minute jitters." J-Chan murmured to herself as she walked out
of the room.

Meanwhile, a mysterious shadow lurked in the darkened hallway attached to the tea room.
Unaware of any danger Kenshin continued to drink his tea. The hidden figure slowly crept
from its hiding place, reaching for the light switch.

Kenshin suddenly looked up "Hmm? I sense danger! A sudden movement from the corner
of the room caught his attention. But the fuchsia clad samurai was too late as the whole
room was put into darkness. He sensed the attack but was unable to defend himself, "Ohhhh.!"

"Hehehehehehe!"

Meanwhile J-chan, having been unable to find A-chan returned to check on her guest.
"I am back, Kenshin- dono. I couldn't find.." she paused looking at the darkened room.
"Oh..., why is it so dark in here? It's so creepy" J- chan comments, while trying to
adjust her eyes to the darkness.

J-chan grew increasingly worried as she heard the sound of something rustling and then
a soft giggle piercing through the silent shadows.

"Where is that light switch?" J-chan asked feeling the wall for the light switch. "Ah!"
she said triumphantly, as she quickly turned on the lights. "Kenshin- dono are you all
right?" she asked scanning the disarrayed tea room. A motion caught her attention from
the side of the table. "Hmmm!.

"Kenshin-dono! Kenshin- dono! I can't believe it! You're here at last! I am sssoooooooooo
happy! (purrr) (Heart)" A-Chan, wearing a nice ladybug kimono, screamed, as she glomped
Kenshin again..

Kenshin reacted to A-chan pinning him to the ground in his usual manner, with his usual
swirly-eyed look and spluttering a stream of "Oros" .

"I was wondering why it as so dark." J-chan said as she shook her head at the scene, then
walking toward the kitchen, to fetch some more tea. "Hiten Mitsurugi style versus
Otaku Ninja Style.." she sighed, "...is not an even match"

The End, Turn in Next Time to See Some Action.!

((Second Chapter Coming soon))

Kenshin: Smiles and say to himself "Well I am certainly glad that is done"
Suddenly the hairs on his neck stand up and he senses danger. again. And is
then promptly glomped and tied down for his disobedience

J-chan: Smiles "Not quite, see we have a several more chapters to go."

A-chan: "Next time we will put Kenshin to work" Tightens the last knot on
Kenshin's bindings, while smiling and still sitting on him

Kenshin: "Oro..."

J-chan, A-chan, and Kenshin: "Please come back. To read Chapter two"

J-chan, A. Chan: Bow

Kenshin: Bows, but falls over because of the restraints

A-chan: Rushes to Kenshin, and helps him stand up again

J-Chan, A-Chan, and Kenshin: "Ja Ne- Minna-sama..!"

A-Chan: "By the way we have drawn a manga of this story, it can be found
at the hall of Bish Join today .- "

Copyrights of: The Hall Of Bish, A-Chan, J-Chan, and P-Chan.