A little Christmas spirit, love and mischief
The lead up to Christmas was probably the Gilmore Girls favourite time of year
All that decoration
All that eating
All that good cheer
And all that time to think and boy, had a lot of thinking, deep thinking had been done by the two beautiful brunettes of Stars Hollow
And of course we all know what they were thinking about
We don't?
Well Lorelai's thinking was;
I forgot to pick up those bells for Rory's costume I better stop at Hunky Flannelmans for some coffee first, wait did I just say Lukas flannel was hunky or that Luke was hunky? Maybe I shouldn't have eaten those poptarts the expired in 2002 at least I think it was 2002 was it 2001? Expiration dates were so annoying like Luke's whole coffee is evil theory I mean what is that all about? We all know Coffee should be black as hell strong as death and sweet as love! I wonder if Taylor knows Luke's participating in the festival this year I can just see the Grinch smile on his face at the very thought, I wonder who the MC will be this year? I hate that Miss Patty makes it a surprise every year, I WANNA KNOW THE SECRET! Plus she could drop of heaps of lets-embarrass-Luke-to-the-extreme jokes. Damn Miss Patty and her air of mystery! Ohh shoot I forgot to drop off my music I wonder if I have time for coffee and Miss Patty's? If I go to Patty's first I would only have about two minutes to stop at Luke's and two minutes was not ample time to annoy Luke! Wait yes it was! Why am I suddenly wanting to stay at Luke's longer the only point is to annoy and get coffee – what other reason is there?
Ok so maybe Lorelai wasn't thinking for long…or deeply for that matter
But hey we've still got Rory's thoughts to look at!
Well I lost the bet, well when you look at it I lost the bet but truthfully I don't think I did maybe (wait for it it's gonna be gross) I subconsciously wanted Tristan to win, I cannot believe I just thought that! To think that I, Rory Gilmore would want Tristan DuGrey to kiss me HA! That's like totally something my mom would come up with! But I've got to admit the kiss was nice, ok not nice, great! No craning my neck up, no smokers breathes just passion… I cannot believe I just thought that what is wrong with me? Did I pull a freaky Friday with Madeline or something? Seriously this whole me attracted to Tristan thing is freaking me out! THERE I GO AGAIN! The 17 years with my mother have finally taken their toll I'm seriously considering a guy who I allegedly hate, who has a huge ego and thinks he's gods gift to women which all women think he is just because I love his tousled blonde hair and smug smirk and playful smile and witty banter and great body and chemistry and sexy rich bad boy image and awesome pashing skills…oh my god I'm turning into my mother
She's gonna be so proud
Now on to the chapter
"Are you excited?" asked Lorelai reaching over Rory to grab some peppermint chocolate
It was the 23rd of December and the Gilmore Girls were having their traditional Christmas-Movie-Marathon which ran from 12:00 that afternoon till 10:00 this evening
Like all of their traditions, it was long, involved criminal amounts of junk food and great movies
"Of course I'm excited! It's not like we don't do this every year and have a blast every year! Pass the peanut brittle"
Lorelai handed it to her "Good I was worried I thought you might be growing out of it"
"No way! When I'm 40 and editor of the New York Times I will still spend the 23rd of December here at our Christmas movie marathon and I will spend Christmas Eve watching you sing and the rest of Stars Hollow making fools of themselves at the festival in a costume that you will have so lovingly made for me and I will spend Christmas here with you, getting up at 6 to open Santa presents having lunch with Luke and opening our presents from each other going to Christmas dinner at Grandma's and making fun of the maids in Santa hats and spitting our overcooked plum pudding into Grandmas linen napkins"
"Promise?" asked Lorelai sticking out her pinkie finger
"Promise" Rory agreered as their pinkie's intertwined
An: I know it looks short but it was about 700 words! Thankyou thankyou thankyou for the wonderful reviews I've said it before and I'll say it again; YOU ALL LOVE THE RAUNCH DON'T YOU? I liked writing this chapter, very fluffy mother daughter I know but I enjoyed doing the whole Lorelai thinking part I love that whole coffee quote black as hell strong as sin and sweet as love – it's awesome. I'm sorry about the long wait but I've been away at the beach (3 different swimsuit tan lines and a burnt nose to prove it!) so I will update ASAP with a much funnier longer raunchier chapter next time! You love it! Come on you know u do!