A/N: Whoa! Crikey! So many reviews…Blimey! Bloody hell! If any of your reviewers want me to read one of your fics, I will do so without hesitation!

Kerichi- I edited it! The Lunascope is basically a timer of the moon cycle, sorry if it contradicts the book, but I can't actually remember... It was given to Remus as a present from some random family member, and though he doesn't need it desperately as he can sense what the moon phase is, he keeps it as a sort of clock. It does tell him exactly when the moon will rise, though, which is helpful. As for the full moon…wait and see!

Lupinsmoon12391- I know it's rushed. The education system doesn't leave students time to update their fanfics. But chocolate rules. Read It All Comes From Being A Chronic Chocoholic by mrscribble, my inspiration! It's like this fic grown up.

Padfoots-smile- Did I mention how much I dig your name? Makes me think of Snuffles the dog J. Thank you for your compliments! Just tell me which of your fics to read, and I will.

Ash-the-great- Thank you! I was worried about getting Tonks right. Still, I managed it good enough, I think.

Cutiepiepink angel- Glad you loved it!

The Female Nerd- I LOVE your name. Reminds me of me…I'm glad you found it so funny! And Remus knows roughly when the full moon is…I say "roughly".

LunaCatt- What a coincidence! I'm supposed to be doing Biology, but this fic is in the way. Ah, well….one day people will be teaching Harry Potter in schools. After all, people think King Arthur and Robin Hood are real, why not Harry Potter? Heh. That's a funny thought.

Emanuelle Lisselle Grey- Is that your real name? Whoa. And there will be a lot more Remus/Tonks going on for your enjoyment!

Immi- I'm so glad I can do humour OK! Thank you!

Elf771- Oh, yes, I'm definitely British. I've never been to America, but I would love to, so much. Thanks for your comments!

Candy Cane Jones- Thank you for your comments! I thought Tonks would make a great teenager, and…well, that's where the idea came from!

Stephanie xoxoxo- Feeling the hugs and kisses! Thank you!

Blackness Angel- Whoa. Thanks! OK…choc ices are basically blocks of ice cream covered in chocolate that are a popular kids' snack here. I love them. I honestly don't know what a daft apus IS…it's just something my dad says. 'Daft' means a bit stupid, for example, running on a wet floor with bare feet is a daft thing to do. Do you use that word in America? And…no, Tonks didn't cry when that boy touched her. She came very close, but acted in a very British way and kept a stiff upper lip while feeling very hurt inside. And she does have friends! But they aren't very close…although Tonks will probably turn to them at some point in this story. And mums can be embarrassing, can't they? They mean well, but they make mistakes sometimes.

Romulus901- Thank you, but can you elaborate a bit on the meh? I like constructive criticism!

Chapter Six

Sirius's POV

Ah, I'm so cruel…HA! Oh, I'll remember that for the rest of my life! I told Tonks the Lunascope was from 1712, and it was passed down through ten generations of Lupins! The look on her face was priceless…she's broken it, see, like the plonker she is. Didn't occur to her to use Reparo, did it? I love that girl. She's great for a laugh…

Now Tonks is avoiding Moony. Quite obviously. He said hi to her and she went back in the bathroom, even though she'd only just come out! Poor Rem, he doesn't understand what's going on. I would tell him, being a girl expert and all that, but it would spoil the fun. I promised Andromeda I wouldn't do anything too extreme, like hexing that little Winston brat next door. The kid's a Muggle, so if I do it…we're screwed. I can't wait to be of age…not that a petty thing like the law matters to The Marauders, but I don't really want to be expelled. Hogwarts is my home.

Merlin. That's quite a stunning thought. I'm going to be leaving home next year!

I'm quite looking forward to having a bachelor pad, hopefully one I can share with Prongs, as I truly doubt Evans will come to her senses. She's a girl. She's a redhead. She doesn't like him. He really should have learnt by now…but that's Prongs for you. Stupid, but persistent. That boy is gonna change the world one day.

Along with me, of course. He couldn't do it on his own!

Remus's POV

Well, my first day in Southampton has been OK so far, and yet I have somehow managed to upset Nymphadora already. I don't know what I've done, but I think it might be something to do with the chocolate. I couldn't resist, OK? I could smell it, and even though I'd just had scrambled eggs with brown sugar on for breakfast it just made my mouth water! But I guess I shouldn't have eaten as much as I did. Too late now, though. Perhaps I ought to write her an apology.

Speaking of letters, my mother has written to me already. I cannot believe that woman sometimes. She was in tears when I left…she kept calling me awful things like 'Treasure' and 'Tubbles' and… 'Remmykins.' Help me. She told me I'm the most precious thing in her life, and that I mean more to her than anything else. Which is very nice, but unusual, as she never showed so much mawkish love when I was little. I think she's just trying to give me some love before I am pushed aside to make room for the baby. Everything is the baby's fault, it is going to be the ruin of our noble family. We may not be pure in blood, but we're pure in heart, as my uncle used to tell me before he became frightened of me. Well that thing isn't pure anywhere! My aunts and uncles are ashamed of me, so Merlin knows what they'll be saying in five weeks time!

I feel so guilty about eating that chocolate. It felt OK at the time, but it was very rude of me. I promised myself (and my mother) that I would be a good guest, and then I go and injure Nymphadora's hospitality by eating one of her possessions! What kind of example will I set to my brother or sister? I shall apologise immediately!

About ten minutes later…

Sirius's POV

I don't believe it. And I thought today couldn't get any funnier!

Moony has written an apology letter to Tonks!

What. A. WALLY. He's almost as bad as Tonks.

"Sirius, what the hell are you laughing at?"

"Tonks…oh, Tonks! You've got to read this!"

"Seeing as it has my name on it, I guess I'd better. Nosy, aren't you?"

"Oh, Tonks…" he said, trying in vain to suppress hysterics.

She read over the letter, and, even though her mouth twitched a little at the beginning, she put a hand to her heart, a sign that she was melting inside.

"Awww…" she said. "How…how…what an angel!"

"Oh please, Tonks! That's just…just…"

"You have no soul!" she said indignantly.

"I…" he was still laughing now, even at the sheer memory. Plus it was a great source of pleasure to him to irritate. "That is such a…sad thing to do! "

"It is NOT sad. I've never seen you do anything so kind."

"Because I'm not a nerd?"

"No, because you're not a gentleman!" she thundered angrily. This set him off again, and she gave him a furious glare that was even more funny to him, and marched to the room of the sender.

Moi? Not a gentleman? Tell that to all the other girls! If a girl goes out with me, she is guaranteed a box of chocolates. How caring am I? Well, it might just be a packet, or maybe just one. But still! All girls love chocolate. How could they not love me?

But I'm getting sidetracked. Tonks went off to Moony's room, and they're still in there now. Probably having a snogfest, hehehe. Two daft wallies, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! They'd make a great couple. In fact, they'd make an excellent couple, after all, Moony needs a female, Tonks's needs therapy…I mean, a bloke. They're both wallies. They're both afraid of revealing their bodies. They both love chocolate. They're both brainy. They're decent…and they're friends with ME!

A match made in heaven. Looks like I'll be playing God once again…Moony, Tonks, beware. Cupid is coming to get you!