Author's note: Thank you to my sister for beta reading this. If you don't like randomness, begin running in the opposite direction...now.
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Summary: There is no story, there is no plot, and there is no spoon. Anakin, Obi-Wan and the gang in a series of random events.
The Story That Was Read and Never Saw the Light of Day Ever Until Now
or
What?
Scene 1
(A totally huge space battle. Two ships approach a large ship on a rescue mission.)
Obi-Wan: So, Anakin, after the war, you doing anything with the wife?"
Anakin: How'd you find out about me and Padme being married?
Obi: What? You're married?
Ani: But you just said...
Obi: I was joking!
Ani: Oh cheese...
(There is a long silence.)
Ani: Are you going to tell the council?
Obi: About what?
Ani: You know, about me being...well, yeah.
Obi: Don't worry, the council knows you're the chosen one.
Ani: No, you dumb butt, about...
(Anakin realizes he can use this to his advantage.)
Ani: Never mind...
Obi: Ok...Who are you?
Scene 2
(On board the Invisible Hand)
Ani: Look, master, a banana peel! What does it mean?
Obi: That we're close to Palpatine...or General Grievous is trying to make me fall.
Ani: How do you know he's doesn't want me to fall?
Obi: Because I'm better than you, Akin!
Ani: It's Anakin!
Obi: Oh.
General Grievous: Yo! Stop! I be here to kill ya'll! You can't see me!
Obi and Ani: Huh?
GG: I'm going to kill you two!
Obi and Ani: Oh.
GG: Prepare to die!
(Obi cuts off GG's head with one easy swing. GG bursts into flames.)
Ani: Hey, look! More banana peels!
Obi: We can follow them to Palpatine.
Scene 3
(Obi and Ani find Palpatine.)
Palpy: Good, you're here. Did you bring bananas?
Obi: No...but I have a Kit-Kat!
Ani: Yuck! It's all melty!
(Dooku drops in.)
Dooku: I am Count Dooku! I will kill you! Grrrrr!
Ani: Oh cheese.
Dooku: Cheese? Where? I hate cheese!
(Dooku runs away like a sissy. The others go home.)