Title: Ginny Doesn't Know
Author: dhlgirl
Author's Email: Home Page: don't have one
Author's Journal: http/ I'll go w/ R or M to be safe
Status: Complete
Part: Stand-Alone
Prequel: Stand-Alone
Categories: comedy, song fic, AU
Pairings: Harry/pick a guy
Characters: Harry Ginny the guy you picked
Warnings: AU,
Spoilers: none
Summary: AU (no magic), HP version of Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra from Eurotrip
Author's Notes: just a little something I put together one day.
Dedication: Nicole, if you hadn't been singing Scotty Doesn't Know I never would of thought of this.
Beta: None
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't own the song; don't own any of the characters.

Ginny doesn't know that Harry and me do it in my van every Sunday
He tells her he's in church but he doesn't go
Still he's on his knees and Ginny doesn't know

Ohhh Ginny doesn't know
So don't tell Ginny
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
(So don't tell Ginny)

Harry says he's out shopping
But he's under me and I'm not stopping

Cause Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
So don't tell Ginny
Ginny doesn't know
(So don't tell Ginny)

I can't believe she's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Harry's got her on the phone
Yes he's trying not to moan
It's a threeway call and she knows nothing

Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Don't tell Ginny
Cause Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
So don't tell Ginny

We'll put on a show

Everyone will go

Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know

The… parking lot… why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
Her front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard cause Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know

...I did him on her birthday

Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Don't tell Ginny
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny will know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny's gotta know
Gonna tell Ginny
Gonna tell her myself
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't know
Ginny doesn't
Ginny doesn't
Ginny doesn't know

Ginny doesn't know(Repeats 16 times)

Ginny's gotta go…