Me: yeah update
Nick: Dumplings…
Me: Why you!
Nick: mwhahaha
Varrock fell easily. So did the rest of the Misthalin Kingdom. Karamja and Asgarnia immediately declared war on Hitler. Asgarnia easily fell (like France). The Nazis used it as a base to bomb Karamja.
Some general: all mages prepare for combat!
Nick Perri was one of those mages. As the German Luftwaffe came by, the mages struck back.
Same general: Fire
Nick: Stupid, you think we already know that?
General: Shut up, you Kandarin!
Nickannoyed: …
Whatever the Germans threw at them, they threw it back ten fold.
Back at Misthalin, Hitler was making one of his speeches.
Hitler: My Dog has no nose!
Nazi: How does he smell?
Hitler: Awful!
The Nazis were angry that they can't defeat Karamja, so they opened fire on a country called the Wilderness. In order for the campaign to work successfully, they'd have to attack from the west, but they will have to move through Kandarin. Thinking the 2nd largest military power will give up without a fight or become the Nazi allies? Think again.
Me: Yeah
Nick: why my full name?
Me: that's what you get for eating my stuff, oh and also…
Pulls out bento box
Nick: hey that's mine!
Memouthful: so? please review
Nick pulls out m-16
Nick: mine….