Disclaimer: We don't own the HP characters, blah blah blah, or Chip and Dale.
A/N: All right, a friend and I made this up together and uh here it is!
On a hot September afternoon, Draco Malfoy and Rubeus Hagrid where playing in little bikinis in
the lake.
"Hagrid! You're getting my hair wet!" Draco shrieked in a girly voice.
Just then, Hagrid farted under the water and sent humongous water bubbles all over the place.
Draco screamed, sounding very much like a little girl and ran away.
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Just as Hagrid threw fart bubbles everywhere, Chip the chipmunk was walking by. The water
splashed all over him. He became very angry at this for he had just gotten his hair groomed!
He ran to the forest to find his brother, Dale. He told Dale and he was very angry too! He had
sent the acorns with Chip to pay for that grooming! He had worked very hard for those acorns!
Later that night, Chip and Dale called all of their chipmunk friends and, blah blah blah, they
decided to kill all of the humans! That night, they became the KILLER CHIPMUNKS!
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Up at the school, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were in Defense against the dark arts class. They were
doing boggarts today, (A/N: I know they already did that but oh well!) and it just so happened to
be Harry's turn! Harry walked up to the boggart. It saw him and turned into a CHIPMUNK!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed,
then passed out.
A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A/N: All right, a friend and I made this up together and uh here it is!
On a hot September afternoon, Draco Malfoy and Rubeus Hagrid where playing in little bikinis in
the lake.
"Hagrid! You're getting my hair wet!" Draco shrieked in a girly voice.
Just then, Hagrid farted under the water and sent humongous water bubbles all over the place.
Draco screamed, sounding very much like a little girl and ran away.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Just as Hagrid threw fart bubbles everywhere, Chip the chipmunk was walking by. The water
splashed all over him. He became very angry at this for he had just gotten his hair groomed!
He ran to the forest to find his brother, Dale. He told Dale and he was very angry too! He had
sent the acorns with Chip to pay for that grooming! He had worked very hard for those acorns!
Later that night, Chip and Dale called all of their chipmunk friends and, blah blah blah, they
decided to kill all of the humans! That night, they became the KILLER CHIPMUNKS!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Up at the school, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were in Defense against the dark arts class. They were
doing boggarts today, (A/N: I know they already did that but oh well!) and it just so happened to
be Harry's turn! Harry walked up to the boggart. It saw him and turned into a CHIPMUNK!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed,
then passed out.
A/N: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA