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"Prefects! Get them all to their house dormitories at once!" Dumbledore shouted.
All the prefects got up and started leading their houses back to their dormitories as fast as
possible. But when they were about ten feet from the double doors of the great hall, ALL THE
KILLER CHIPMUNKS BURST IN! And the school did NOT remain calm. Everyone started screaming and
running around in circles. Snape sat, shaking in a corner with fear. And was heard muttering
inconhenerently to himself. Professor Sprout fainted, Professor Binns fell asleep, and Professor
Dumbledore jumped up on the high table and started shrieking and pointing at the tiny chipmunks,
still just standing in the doorway, looking at them like they thought they were all idiots.
"If you do not all shut up this instant, we will kill the Potter boy!" Their leader, Chip,
squeaked out at them.
But hearing a chipmunk talk, only scared them even more and they didn't stop. Then, Chip, who
was standing on Harry's Shoulder, shot Harry in the head with an acorn. Everyone stopped and
stared.
"That tickles!" Harry said.
"What?!" shouted Chip, who was still on Harry's shoulder.
"Well, you see, Mr. Chippymunky sir, I'm the boy who lived, so I can't die!" Harry said back to
the now furious chipmunk.
Chip started shooting Harry in the head again and again and again.......
"Mr.......Chippy......munky! Please......stop!.....It....tickles...too.......much!" Harry cried
in between screams of laughter.
Chip ran out of acorns, pulled out his other gun, and squeaked," Fine! If I can't kill him, I
will kill.......You!"
A/N: Who is Chip going to kill?! Find out next time on, well, find out next time we update.
Review!
"Prefects! Get them all to their house dormitories at once!" Dumbledore shouted.
All the prefects got up and started leading their houses back to their dormitories as fast as
possible. But when they were about ten feet from the double doors of the great hall, ALL THE
KILLER CHIPMUNKS BURST IN! And the school did NOT remain calm. Everyone started screaming and
running around in circles. Snape sat, shaking in a corner with fear. And was heard muttering
inconhenerently to himself. Professor Sprout fainted, Professor Binns fell asleep, and Professor
Dumbledore jumped up on the high table and started shrieking and pointing at the tiny chipmunks,
still just standing in the doorway, looking at them like they thought they were all idiots.
"If you do not all shut up this instant, we will kill the Potter boy!" Their leader, Chip,
squeaked out at them.
But hearing a chipmunk talk, only scared them even more and they didn't stop. Then, Chip, who
was standing on Harry's Shoulder, shot Harry in the head with an acorn. Everyone stopped and
stared.
"That tickles!" Harry said.
"What?!" shouted Chip, who was still on Harry's shoulder.
"Well, you see, Mr. Chippymunky sir, I'm the boy who lived, so I can't die!" Harry said back to
the now furious chipmunk.
Chip started shooting Harry in the head again and again and again.......
"Mr.......Chippy......munky! Please......stop!.....It....tickles...too.......much!" Harry cried
in between screams of laughter.
Chip ran out of acorns, pulled out his other gun, and squeaked," Fine! If I can't kill him, I
will kill.......You!"
A/N: Who is Chip going to kill?! Find out next time on, well, find out next time we update.
Review!