-1Relena in Wonderland

Hello everyone, I'm back from a very long vacation. -coughs- Please buy that excuse and don't get the angry mob on me instead. Now, everyone thank Kyo for this chapter. If you don't know who Kyo is, stop by my profile for some lovely souvenirs. Just kidding about the souvenirs, but stop by anyway.

Alright, let's get this show on the road, not like anyone every reads these things but, Gundam Wing and Alice in Wonderland do not belong to me in any shape or form., so don't sue me.

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A few minutes later, after getting stuck in the hallway, that seemed to get smaller as she walked, Relena had made her way into a large, round, room with doors along the wall. "Which one..?" Trying each she went around the room, ignoring a small door. "There's no way I could fit through that one!" Reaching the last, normal sized, door, she tried it, the door opening silently admitting her…

Suddenly, a bird that happened to be flying past the door as Relena opened it, smacked into her head with a loud squawk before flying away, still chirping bird obscenities at her. Relena however, seemed quite unfazed by the whole ordeal and instead farther into what seemed to be, in her mind, a rather large room with forest-like décor.

"I really must know who their interior designer is." She murmured to herself with a rather clueless look as she waded through the knee-deep glass, small rodents and insects quickly moving out of her way, not wanting to be stepped on by the blonde with the pink dress that contrasted horribly with the forest colors.

"Halt, stupid onna! How dare you walk by me with such disrespect!" A high-pitched, yet still angry rant floated up from a mound of mushrooms by Relena's ankle, gaining her attention as she glanced down at it, making a cooing noise, like you would to something rather cute, like a puppy. "Look, it's a little talking worm! It's that just adorable?"

"Injustice! I am a catipillar, not a worm! Baka onna! Face me like a man!" The angry, oriental worm…err, catapillar, screamed in rage up at the princess, making threating gestures at her with his many katana-brandishing hands. Relena just laughed and smiled at obviously enraged insect before continuing on her way, ignoring his helium-induced screechy voice as he screamed curses at her in Chinese.

"Now, where to next? I really must hurry, I can't stay to chat for long with anybody, since I must find my beloved Heero! Aha! There's the way out!" At the end of the forest, straight through the trees was a rather large mansion of sorts, very nice and proper. "This looks like a good place to find out how to get back to the park." She commented cheerfully as she walked up to the door, but before she could knock, the door swung open, although there was no one there. "That's curious." But without another thought, she walked in, shutting the door behind her. "Hello! Is someone here?"

Her question was met with shouts from what seemed to be the kitchen of the house, where a odd lady and man were currently chatting, well, the man was talking and admiring his long blonde locks in a mirror, while the odd lady with brown hair, and a rather creepy expression of maniacal glee stirred away at a large pot of soup and screamed 'Pepper' at the top of her lungs and cackling evilly. "Oh, excuse me, sir." Relena tried again to get the blonde male's attention.

"What? Who are you?" A rather annoyed Milliardo frowned at the strange girl in pink, disturbed from looking at his absolutely gorgeous self in the mirror, after all, he had to look good for his croquet game with the Queen. "I'm Relena, sir, and I'm afraid I'm quite lost."

"Well then, I'm the Duchess, Milliardo."

Relena blinked, a bit startled by that. "A Duchess? But you're not a women."

Milliardo huffed, placing a hand on his hip. "Bite your tongue! I am a Duchess! What do you know anyway? You don't even know where you are! Now out of my house, I need to get ready! I'm meeting the Queen!"

"But I-"

"Out!"

After being rather rudely kicked out of the Duchess' house, Relena started to walk down a path that she hadn't noticed before, which was odd because it was lined with signs reading various things like "This way!" and "Over here!". As she walked she began to ponder to herself about the Queen, surely if anyone knew where she was, it would be the Queen, and who knew, since Rlena herself was the Princess of Sanc, she might even know the lady. "Now where to find the Queen.."

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