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Note: I apologize again for yet another delay. I just have trouble focusing on writing. But now that this semester is over with, I should be cranking out Chapters faster.
Chapter 4 – Dueling, Eating, and Nudity… Oh My!
After Jaden's defeat of Yami Yugi, the following duels seemed almost insignificant. Renee put an end to Jace Young's evil, Bloom's magic was able to short-circuit General Grievous, and Gambit easily over-powered Batman.
"The next match will be Scarlet against Kirby!" Yami Bakura exclaimed, the remaining duelists applauding as they began.
Tiff stood behind Kirby as the little pink Star Warrior struggled with his Duel Disk, which was twice the size of his entire body. He finally managed to draw his six cards. "It looks like Kirby's going first," Tiff said. Kirby then placed one card face-down on the field and summoned some monster with a lot of hands. Afterwards, he began to search through his deck and added a card to his hand. "Kirby's Manju of the Ten Thousand Hands allows him to add one Ritual Spell Card or Ritual Monster to his hand from his deck when it's summoned," Tiff explained. "And I think he's done."
Scarlet drew her card and played Harpies' Hunting Ground. "This card gives all Winged-Beast monsters a 200 Attack boost. But more importantly, when a Harpie Lady or Harpie Lady Sisters is summoned, I can destroy one Spell or Trap card on the field!" She then summoned Harpie Lady 1, which proceeded to destroy Kirby's face-down card. "My Harpie Lady 1 also has the effect to increase the Attack of all Wind monsters on my side of the field by 300. This gives her a total Attack of 1800!" Harpie Lady 1 then attacked Kirby's Manju of the Ten Thousand Hands, destroying it and causing Kirby's Life Points to drop to 3600.
"Kirby, suck it up!" Tiff yelled. Kirby got an angry look and ran forward a little, opening its large mouth. As a huge gust of wind began pulling everything towards Kirby's mouth, it slid back to where it had been standing from the sheer force. Though she struggled, Scarlet was unable to withstand the force and was sucked into Kirby's mouth, disappearing. The arena became eerily quiet after that.
"Well," Yami Bakura said. "Normally I'd disqualify Kirby for eating its opponent. But someone has to go on to the next round. So I guess that means the winner is-"
"Wait!" Scarlet called out, walking up beside the podium where Yami Bakura was standing. "I'm still here. I managed to use a vial of Spike's motor oil to coat the last bullet in my pistol, allowing me to-"
"Stop, just stop," Yami Bakura interrupted her. "I don't want to hear it. It's just too ridiculously impossible, even for me. And I'm supposed to be a 5,000-year-old spirit that possessed a golden artifact that survived that many years unharmed. Well, since Scarlet is still here and Kirby tried to eat his opponent, Kirby is disqualified… the winner is Scarlet!"
The rest of round one proceeded quickly. Yoh's spirit sword was too great a match for Zolo's three swords and Ash was able to beat Raphael. Mercifully, the tournament went into the second round relatively quickly. Trowa gunned down Jaden with ease. Then came time for Bloom and Renee to duel… the clash of the two remaining dueling hotties.
As Bloom muttered something about 'Winx' and Renee kissed some pendant, whispering "Mewtamorphisis", they both began to strip completely, dancing about as they did. The boys were all eager to gather around and watch. It was at this time that Bakagami again came out of nowhere, placing fog machines and strobe lights around the girls so that they were hidden from view until they were fully clothed again. This gathered several hisses and boos from the boys, and earned him yet another trip to the Shadow Realm from Yami Bakura. After that, no one cared to watch the duel except to note that Renee won.
"The next match will be Gambit against Scarlet," Yami Bakura declared. "Begin!"