Chip the chipmunk was a very happy little creature. He had accomplished the mission his brother, Dale had given him. He had gathered every chipmunk he could find in Britian, and brought them all to fight for their rights as chipmunks. If you do not know, this war the chipmunks were raging against mankind was quite pointless. It had all started a year ago when Draco Malfoy and Rubeus Hagrid were playing in the lake when Hagrid farted under the water and sent fart water bubbles flying onto the passing Chip the chipmunk, whom had just gotten his hair done.

And then, his brother Dale, who had payed for it, waged war against all humans...

Anyhoo, now he was making his way back to Hogwarts school with his army of MIIIILLLLLIIIIIOOOOONNNNNNSSS!

Dumbledore wrote his letter to the ministry of magic informing them that he was worried about the killer chipmunks returning with an army.

Then he waited for the reply.

He waited.

And he waited.

And he waited.

He waited hours.

He waited days.

He waited more days.

Then he realized that he hadn't even sent the letter.

"HOLY SHI-"

There was a knock at his door and he heard a sing-song happy sounding voice.

"PROOOFEEEESSSOOOOR!"

Crap. He knew that voice. And before he told him to come in, Harry walked in himself.

"Hi professor. Ew. It stinks in here...we were just wondering if you were ok up here."

Dumbledore then screamed and threw Harry out of his window.

"Oh Ron! I Love you too!"

Hermione ran to Ron, planning on hugging or kissing him or both.

Ron ran toward Hermione.

Things seemed to be going in slow motion. She saw Ron running toward her, arms outstretched. And then she saw Harry laughing fall on top of Ron from the sky and crush him.

She screamed.

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Then she passed out from lack of air. Then she woke up.

She looked at bloody Ron then at laughing Harry.

"Ah well!" she shrugged then headed back into the castle.

"Are you ready soldiers!" Chip the chipmunk squeaked at his swarm of chipmunks in army outfits.

They all squeaked their approval.

"Then, I know this is a bad way of handling things, but CHARGE!"

A/N: Sorry that was so short! Thanks so much to everyone who reviewed!