Harry, boogers stuck in his hair, walked up to the hospital wing with Hermione to see Ron.
They walked into the bright room to see Ron lying on his back on his white bed, a huge cast around his neck and a black eye. He cracked one eye open and looked at them.
"Oh hi Harry, thanks for breaking my neck by the way..." Ron glared at him, and Harry's eyes welled with tears.
"I'm sorry Ron," Harry looked like he was fighting something off. "You just-"
"It's alright man you're my friend," said Ron.
"Look so funny!" Harry started giggling madly and threw imself onto Ron's bed, topling onto his bruised legs.
Ron screamed.
Harry laughed.
Hermione looked on in the background and sighed. "Those guys! They're such good kidders..." She laughed along and jumped on Ron also, causing him to scream once again in intense pain.
The chipmunks raced up the lawn to the school, beating their chests and screaming their war cries. The first to notice them coming was Ginny. But she had been prepared for it. She lifted the red flag high over the school, so that everyone could see it. Once she was sure everyone was safely inside the school, except for Hagrid because she didn't like him, she closed the doors.
The door to the hospital wing burst open to emmit a panting Colin Creevey.
"The killer chipmunks, they're here!"
He started screaming and running around in circles.
Hermione and Harry jumped up from the bed and raced to the door.
"Guys wait! Get Madam Pomfrey to heal me, quickly, so I can help! Hurry!"
Harry and Hermione looked at each other and smiled.
"No Ron, you stay here with Colin."
Colin smiled evilly.
"He'll show you his new pole dancing moves!"
"What! Colin pole dances?" Ron screamed.
Harry and Hermione ran away, giggling all the way. It was now time to kick some chipmunk butt.
A/N:Thanks for reviewing to: animefreak123, DragonHeartString101, HermioneandDracoForever, and Cecikun(yes, she is revived, dunno why she's not pretending anymore though. I suppose she just got tired of doing it...)
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-ChipandDale