Harry and Hermione ran for the Great Hall where they were sure to find the school gathered. But Harry stopped in an empty hallway and grimaced at Hermione.
"Oh no."
"What is it Harry? We have to hurry!" said Hermione.
"I kinda have to dookie..." Harry said sheepishly.
"Oh geese, Harry!"
A loud farting noise and a sick sounding splatter suddenly ripped through the air very quickly.
"Well, I don't have to go anymore!" said Harry happily, picking his nose.
"Oh, oh, Harry! EW!" Hermione screamed and ran in the other direction, away from Harry, who chased her laughing like a maniac, thinking this was some sort of fun game.
They ran all the way to the Great Hall, but walked inside. As soon as they did though, everyone sitting down in there jerked their heads in their direction at exactly the same time. There was a long silence, and then everyone started pointing and laughing at them.
They laughed so hard, they had tears coming down their faces, and one kid ran from the hall to the bathroom so that he wouldn't wet himself.
Hermione walked slowly to the Gryffindor table and sat down and immediatly everyone went from cracking up to deathly silent.
"Er, why was everyone laughing?" Hermione asked Ginny.
Ginny looked at her, and wiped the tears from her face. "I don't know, Dumbledore told us to, and you guys just looked so stupid when you walked in!"
Harry came up and sat down beside Hermione and Ginny with a loud, SPLAT!
Ginny raised an eyebrow at him.
"He dookied in his pants..." said Hermione.
Dumbledore stood up to make a speech or whatever the crap they were waiting for and everyone fell silent.
"Hey! My peeps! I need to make an anouncement! So shutup and fricken listen to me!"
Everyone waited for a speech from Dumbledore, but Dumbledore just looked at the ceiling with a rather dazed look on his face. He suddenly snapped out of it and blinked at them all.
"Oh sorry, I was thinking about the last episode of the OC; I still can't believe that happened to--oh yeah, speech! Well, here it comes..."