Dumbledore pulled out his machine gun and started shooting at the kids, but didn't hit anyone. It fact, it was quite surprising to Hermione that all the kids were flipping through the air in cat-like motions, dodging every single bullet.
Dumbledore stopped, very angry with them all. He then pulled out some dental floss from his pocket, sat down, and started flossing. Not one person seemed to find this strange though, and as soon as food appeared on the golden plates, everyone dived for the food and wrestled violently over it as if they hadn't eaten in weeks.
To make all of this stranger, Professor Sprout started shoveling dirt onto all of them, claiming that it would make them stronger, when secretly, she wanted to kill them all.
The cute little killer chipmunks stood banging on the big, oak double doors that led into the castle with their little fists, screaming curses at all of the humans inside.
"Wait a minute!" Chip squeaked. "Let's just climb up these walls and into that window!"
Chip pointed to a window high above them, where Filch stood placing flower pots on the window seal and watering them. The chipmunks all screamed as one and raced for the window.
A food fight had broken out in the Great Hall, and Professor McGonagall was trying in vain to restore the calm that never exisisted in the Great Hall. They all laughed, and threw food at each other, having the time of their lives.
Suddenly, there was a loud, BANG on the double doors to the Great Hall.
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