Title: How the flames of hell dance

By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha

Dear InuyashaKagome10,

Thanks for all the reviews, really, thanks. You're awesome…and I know…the prep stores are so annoying…my aunt did it to me…and my cousin did it to me…:shivers: scarrrrrryyy…anyway…yes…thank you for the reviews…

Dear NewPortWriter,

I'm writing, I'm writing…be happy….don't worry…be happy…and yes…the biblical rednecks of Georgia…have fun in Georgia!

Ah yes, and I would like to thank my best friend Alicia for inspiring the character of Alicia in the fanfic...and for putting me in her fanfic as well...yes...

Disclaimer- Okay…here's some things to do if the original author comes after you…

K- Kill him…Okay, yeah, so it'll get you in more trouble and the actual series can never be continued…but look at the bright side…the original author is off your back…

U- Umbrella…Send the Green Umbrella army after him…yes…there actually is an army of umbrella's…just look in the world of Silvana…

R- put a red mark on your door with paint…he'll pass over your house then…

A- Threaten him with an A bomb…though you really don't have one and probably would never use one…it's worth a try…even though the cops'll be after you thinking you're a terrorist…

M- Call your mommy…and your lawyer…and your teddy bear…then give the teddy bear to him as a peace offering…if he chucks it or rips the head off, this is your signal to run far far away…

A- …Call my good old friend Anubis…he'll take care of him…

Chapter 12

Yami sat down next to Alicia, who was eating Orange chicken with Fried rice from Panda express. "What'd you get?" Botan asked looking up from her taco from the taco bell. Yami opened her Styrofoam container, showing she had Chinese food from Panda Express. She had Sweet and Sour pork, with Orange Chicken, and Fried rice. She ate with chopsticks. Hiei was eating Sweet and Sour pork and lo main. (Or however you spell it…) Kuwabara was eating a burger from the burger king, along with Yuske. Yukina was eating a sub from subway with Keiko. Kurama ate Chinese as well, orange chicken and fried rice. (Oh god now I'm getting hungry…I WANT IT!…hi…) Alicia finished first. "So…" she said leaning back in her chair. Botan finished her tacos and looked around. "You know, Alicia doesn't really know any of us…" Botan said. "So why don't we all get introduced?" she asked. "I'm Alicia Allicard, in the flesh and blood…yup. Best friend of Yami, guard of hell." She said. Kurama stared at her every now and again. He couldn't help it; she was beautiful to him, and hilarious. "Yuske Urameshi…Spirit detective…" Yuske said taking another bite out of his burger. "…You…yes you…" Alicia said pointing at Yuske. "Not you." She continued pointing at Yami. "You." She said again pointing at Yuske. "I shall call you……………… phone booth." Alicia said. "Why phone booth?" Yuske asked in confusion. Alicia shrugged. "First thing that popped into my head." She said. "It's better than being called Yummy…" Alicia said looking at Yami. Yami sighed, and continued eating. "Botan here! Ferry woman and grim reaper of the underworld." Botan said cheerfully. "…And you…" Alicia said pointing at Botan. "You are now BoBo…" Alicia declared. Botan blinked, then shrugged. "Hn. Hiei." Hiei said crossing his arms, he was finished. "…And you…you are vain little munchkin or frigget…" Alicia said pointing at Hiei.

"What the hell is a frigget!" he demanded. "A fricken midget…" Alicia and Yami said in unison. "She used to call me frigget all the time, but now she's taken a liking to Yummy Inari…" Yami said. "…Yummy Shrimp?" Kuwabara asked. Yami nodded. "Evil Shrimp is more a like it…" Kuwabara muttered. Yami shot him a glare and continued eating. Hiei sat there growling. "Kuwabara!" Kuwabara declared pointing to himself. "…Yes…I shall name you Kookaburra…after that freaky bird in Australia…" Alicia spoke. Kuwabara did a face fault and fell over. "My name's Keiko." Keiko spoke politely smiling at Alicia. "Yes…hello cake…" Alicia said. Keiko blinked, but continued smiling. "I'm Yukina…" Yukina said quietly, smiling politely. "Yes…hello the green sea biscuit…" Alicia spoke. Yukina laughed politely. "I'm Suichi Minamino (I think that's his name…right?…Don't kill me Kurama fans if I get it wrong please don't kill meh!)…But mostly referred to as Kurama." Kurama spoke. He smiled politely. "I shall name you Lion…with your oh so mighty mane of red hair…and dude…no offense but you really look girly…" Alicia said. Kurama blinked, and sighed. He examined his hair. Hiei snickered. "Yeah…she tends to give people nicknames…" Yami said as she finished her meal.

Alicia cleared her throat. "Anyway…yes…I have the perfect plan…" Alicia said tapping her fingertips against each other like she was some type of evil genius. "I don't like that look…" Yami said backing away a bit. "MY EVIL DEED!" Alicia shouted, making some heads turn toward her. Yami sank in her seat a bit. Everyone was done eating. Yuske took all the trash to the garbage can and sat back down with them. "Yes…come everyone…we fly." Alicia said standing up and walking out of the food court and in the direction of the Target in the mall. "…Oh no…Alicia you aren't gonna do what I think you're gonna do…are you?" Yami said gulping. "Of course I am." Alicia said happily. "What exactly are we doing?" Botan asked. "Come BoBo…and Cake…and Green Sea Biscuit…we fly…over there…" Alicia said pointing to a spot away from Yami and the guys. They walked over to the spot. "We are going to force Yami bra shopping with the guys." Alicia said. "I did it once to her in fifth grade…" she said snickering. "Why?" Botan asked. "Because…1. It'll embarrass her. 2. It'll embarrass the vain little munchkin because I'm going to make him choose something for her. And 3. Because it's fun…" Alicia spoke. Botan blinked. "Oh my…" Keiko said. Then she paused. "So she DOES like him?" she asked. "No. She likes the King of French cheese." Alicia said. "Really?" Keiko asked. "Actually, I'm not sure…but they seem to act a lot like each other…so that's probably who it will end up…MY FORESIGHT… THESE EYES DO NOT LIE!" She said. Botan and the other girls blinked. "Anyway…yes…we shall force her bra shopping…" Alicia spoke.

End chapter 12

Annnnnyway…yes…the next chapter with the bra shopping is of my own experience…my best friend tried to do that to me once with our other best friend who happened to be a guy. Anyway…yes…tune in for the next chapter…I'll update as soon as possible…like tomorrow probably…