Title: How the flames of hell dance
By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha
Dear InuyashaKagome10,
Thanks for complimenting me…and saying it was funny…thanks for being a constant reviewer!
Dear NewPortWriter,
Yes…we fly…
Warning, this chapter has boob content and bra content.
Disclaimer- People to blame if you get caught without a disclaimer.
B- Bob the builder…let's see him fix this one…
O- Osama Bin Laden…say he stole the story…get him in even more trouble than he already is…the bastard deserves it…
T- Mr. T, …this time I pity da foo' who took this story…Mr. T…shame on you…
A- A random hobo on the street…hey it might work…you never know until you try
N- Nader. Ralph Nader…Nader Nader Nader I made him out of clay…and when he's dry and ready oh Nader I will send to run for president………………and lose…………and steal this story…………………….as a last resort…
Chapter 13
Alicia dragged Yami into target, as the others followed. "What in all the hells are we doing!" Yuske demanded. "This…" Alicia said dragging Yami over to the bra section. Yami was changing five million different colors at a time. "Come on Aliiiicia…you can't be this meaaaan…" Yami whined. "Of course I am." Alicia said. Botan snickered. Keiko stayed out of it, but didn't interfere. "Ohhhhhhhh vain little munchkiiiiiiin…" Alicia said turning to Hiei. She grabbed him and shoved him toward the bras. "Why don't you pick one out for her especially…" she said, snickering. Yami shifty eyed and started to tip toe away. "Ohhhhhh no you don't!" Alicia said grabbing Yami. "And I want you to model it for me." Alicia continued. "But-But-But…" Yami stuttered trying to get away. "You…look…now…before…I find something to blackmail you with…" Alicia said pointing at Hiei. Hiei crossed his arms. "…Oh yeah…and you're looking for a C32…" Alicia continued. Yami stopped her struggling, giving up, and turned a deep crimson, standing there. "DUDE!" Kuwabara said. Yuske hit him upside the head. "Don't even think about it." Yuske said. "Wow…you got some big torpedo's there girl…" said a man who had just walked up to the group. His hair was red, short, and was spiked up. His eyes were a dark green, he was tall, very tall, possibly 6ft 11in.
He was dressed in black pants and a white shirt, a dark black jacket thrown over his shoulders. He smirked at them. Yami turned redder now, especially because a complete stranger had heard her bra size. "…Hellooooo…" Alicia said sticking a hand in the air and waving it slightly. The man smiled, and held out his hand to Alicia and Yami. "The names Jageromaru." He spoke. "Yes…it is very nice to meet you Jabba the hut…" Alicia spoke shaking his hand. Jageromaru laughed. "I got to admit, I never heard that one before." He said. Alicia smiled. "And you two lovely ladies might be…?" Jageromaru asked looking from Yami to Alicia. "Oh. I'm Alicia, and this is Yami." Alicia said pointing to Yami who she was still holding onto. "…May I flee?" Yami asked. She didn't like this "Jageromaru" he gave her the heebee jeebee's for some reason. "No. No you may not flee." Alicia said. Hiei had walked back over. "May I join in the festivities?" Jageromaru asked. "Sure. The more the Merrier!" Alicia and Botan said. Just then another man walked up beside Jageromaru. "Hey Jag…who's your new friends?" he asked looking at them all. Yuske blinked, Kuwabara the same. Kurama kinda twitched, he felt as if Jageromaru was aiming in on his kill…Alicia. In his mind, he threw a fit saying "She's mine! She's mine! I saw her first! Sure I haven't made a move but leave me alooooone! She's miiiiiiiiiiiine!"
The new man who had just walked over to them had black spiked hair with red streaks here or there, his eyes were a cloudy gray/blue color, he was tall, not as tall as Jageromaru though, about only 6ft 3in. He smiled warmly at them, a piercing in his ear could be seen, and it was a silver hoop. He was wearing a black shirt that said, "Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." He was wearing baggy black jeans that had various chains hanging off of them. "Name's blade." He said holding his hand out to Yami. "Eh heh…yeah…" Yami said nervously shaking his hand. "Yami…" she said. Blade smiled. Alicia dragged Yami to the side. "Why are the hot guys swarming youuuuuuuu?" she asked. Yami blinked and backed away, accidentally bumping into Hiei. "Sorry…" Yami muttered. "Anyway…A BRA SHOPPING WE WILL GO!" Alicia yelled. Yami hid behind a rack of clothes. "Please no…I mean come on…" "How about this?" Jageromaru asked holding up a black lacy one. Yami sank to the ground and crawled inside the rack of clothes. Hiei twitched at Jageromaru, thinking that he was going to kill him. Blade stood off to the side, politely, not wanting to embaress the poor girl.
"Yes…I like that one…" Alicia said, she spotted Yami in the rack of clothes and pulled her out. "Yes…now go model it…" Alicia said giving her the bra and shoving her toward the dressing rooms. "…You aren't really going to make me walk out in just a bra are you?" Yami asked. "No…you'll be wearing your skirt…and stockings…" Alicia said. "Isn't it illegal though!" Yami said. "Not if you stay near the dressing room and let us all see…" Alicia said. Yami whined, and hit herself in the head. "Come on you can't be serious…" Yami said. "You know, you're embarrassing the poor girl." Blade said looking at Alicia and Yami from behind a pair of dark shades that he had just put on. Hiei glared at Blade. It was bothering him that this…Blade…person seemed to care so much. "…Yes. I know I'm embarrassing her…that's the whole point…" Alicia said shooing her off to the dressing room. Yami reluctantly put it on, but walked out with her shirt on. "…Dude that bra makes your boobs look bigger." Alicia said. Yami crossed her arms. Botan popped onto the scene. "Actually it does…" Botan said. "Can you stop talking about my boobs!" Yami yelled. Hiei and the other guys were standing there. Kuwabara was snickering. Yami glared at him. "We have a winner…now go change so I can buy that bra for you…" Alicia said. "But I don't want a bra!" Yami said.
Yami walked back into the dressing room and changed, she walked out and threw the bra at Alicia who caught it and dangled it in front of Hiei. "See the pretty bra that your oh so fair maiden wore…" she said. "…That Jabba the hut picked out…" Alicia continued. Hiei twitched. "Can you just be quiet, buy the thing, and leave!" Yami demanded. "Yes…anyway…after this what are we doing…?" Alicia asked. "We're gonna go home and change, then we're gonna meet up at Yami's house then go to the carnival…" Botan said as Alicia went to the register and bought it. The person at the register blinked at the group of people who had went bra shopping with Alicia. He took her money, and threw it in a bag. Alicia thanked him and gave Yami the bag afterwards. Yami shoved it in her hot topic bag. "Can we go now?" Yami asked still changing different shades of red. "Yes…" Alicia said. "Okay, so we'll all meet up at your house." Botan said looking at Yami, and then she turned to Jageromaru and Blade. "You two coming as well?" Botan asked. Jageromaru nodded, Blade nodded as well. They all split apart, to go to each other's homes. Kurama and Hiei went to Kurama's house, Alicia and Yami to Yami's house, Keiko, Botan and Yukina to Keiko's house, and Yuske and Kuwabara went to their own houses.
End chapter 13
I went through the very same in this chapter….only I ran away and solved it like that…I actually got away……weee…anyway…I will update as soon as possible…see ya!