Title: How the flames of hell dance
By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha
Dear InuyashaKagome10,
Yes I know it was mean…but I mean…come on…it was a good chapter…plus It happened to me…
Dear NewPortWriter,
Yes I know okay, happy? I know that Luis ran away, but I tried to…and I did…but then you caught me again…dude I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out…and thanks…I'm listening to Elton John while I write this because of you…..niii…goodbye yellow brick road…oh well…
Disclaimer- Places to hide if the coppers come after ya
Y- your third cousin's jail cell…………………………………sure he got locked in there for mass murder…and is proven criminally insane…I'm sure he won't bother ya…
U- Underground. While you're at it join the weasels' underground.
Y- your bed…hide under your bed…with the dead body…
U- Under a rock…who knows…maybe they'll never find you there…
H- Hiei's hair…Hey…their could be room within all that hair…
A- Alleyway…just blend in with the hobo's…
K- Kangaroo pouch. It's warm and squishy. Can't go wrong with that
S- Somewhere over the rainbow, hey it's possible…if Dorothy could do it then anyone can…just beware the munchkins I think they went berserk since last time we saw them on TV…
H- Hell. Yes, I know I've said it before, but I mean…come on….seriously…unless the author is REALLY intent on killing you he won't go there…I mean I don't think he'd want to go to hell and back just for you…
O- Olive tree…maybe they won't look up…and hey…all the free olives you want…
Chapter 14
Yami sighed and walked through the door of her home, Alicia following. "Wow. Spiffy place you got…" Yami blinked. "Yeah…I guess…" she said. "So…this…Hiei…" Alicia said jumping onto the couch and slouching on it. "You like 'em?" she continued. Yami only nodded from the kitchen, she was washing dishes currently. "I see…" she said. "said the blind man to the deaf man…" Yami finished for her, wiping her hands off on a towel. "Well…why do you like him? I mean it seems as if he doesn't even like you…he hasn't even said he cares yet, has he?" Alicia asked picking her fingernails on the couch. "Actually he did…" Yami said putting her arms behind her back. "When?" Alicia asked. "Last night…" Yami said. Alicia shot up. "He was over last night! Yami you dawwwwwwg!" She said. "Nonononononnono nothing happened! I swear nothing happened!" Yami said quickly. "I'm sure." Alicia said. Yami sighed. "Why did he say he cared anyway?" Alicia asked sitting up straight. "Well…um…you remember the bandages?" Yami asked. Alicia nodded, giving her this motherly look. "I know already…and about that later young lady you and me are going to have a chat about that…anyway…he said he cared because of those?" she asked pointing to Yami's arms. "He dragged me into the kitchen to dress my wounds…" she said. "Ah…" Alicia said. "But still, he really hasn't made a "move"." Alicia said. Yami sighed. "I think that Blade character is interested in you though…" Alicia continued. "He's hot…he's tall…what else could you want?" Alicia asked. Yami sighed again. "Okay, can we just drop the subject so I can go and change?" Yami asked. Alicia shrugged. "And…don't you have stuff of your own?" Yami asked eyeing Alicia. Alicia snapped and a bunch of suitcases appeared in the room. "I am not moving those…" Yami said. "Did I say you had to?" Alicia asked, she snapped and they all floated toward the guest bedroom. "You've gotten better at your magic…" Yami said. "Yup. Been practicing at dear bro's house, and in the swamps of Georgia." Alicia said.
"How is Xarles anyway?" (Xarles is pronounced Charles…we recently found out that Charles can be spelt with an X…) Yami asked from her bedroom. "Eh he's good." Alicia said from the living room. "And Zephyr?" She continued. "He's good too." Alicia said. "So…we're gonna end up coming back to your house after the carnival, huh?" Alicia asked standing up and walking into Yami's room. She was still in the closet. "I suppose…I mean…to go clubbing you gotta change and be in different types of clothes…so…yeah…anyway…" She said. She pulled out a short black skirt that had chains hanging off of it. "Is this okay?" She asked holding it out. Alicia shrugged. "Hey, it's your body it's goin on, I wouldn't know." Alicia said. She got up and walked out of the room. "I'm gonna go change." She said. A few minutes later Both Alicia and Yami walked out of their rooms. Yami was dressed in the short black shirt with chains hanging off of it, instead of black and white stockings she was wearing black and purple stripes, she was wearing a black tank top that had Emily cat on it and above it, it said "Beware". She was wearing black and purple striped gloves on her hands, that went up to her elbows, they covered the bandages. She wore her knee length boots that laced up. Alicia was wearing a simple black pair of jeans, and a black tank top that had a picture of cartman on it in a circle, around the circle, it said "Screw you guys, I'm goin home." Alicia sat back down on the couch, and put her feet on the table, making them make a "thunk" due to the fact that she was wearing heavy boots. "So my fine Scaly friend…" Alicia spoke. "Yes my fine fluffy friend?" Yami said as she sat down at the art easel. "You're gonna paint?" Alicia asked. "Yeah…why not?" Yami asked. "You could get paint all over yourself." Alicia said. Yami shrugged and started to draw on the easel first with a black crayon, sketching the outline of another picture.
"Anyway…" Alicia said. "What have you been up to the past…oh…. let's say…two years, since I've been gone?" Alicia asked. "You first." Yami said sketching a sunset. "Oh…well…I visited my parents in Georgia for the first year, I got bored there though, so I went to Makai to live with my brothers, I thought I'd see you there, but it turns out I didn't…do you realize what you made me do? I lived with my half elemental half-velociraptor brother for a year! The most annoying thing on the planet!" Alicia said. "I don't see why you think he's so bad…" Yami said. "He just does what he does to get a rise out of you." She continued. "And it works! Do you have any idea what he did to my favorite boots!" Alicia demanded. "Chewed them up?" Yami guessed. "Yes!" Alicia said. "Was he on an eating binge again?" Yami asked. "No…he wanted to piss me off." Alicia said. "And it seemed to have worked…" Yami said. "Besides living with him…I was stuck with Zephyr! …I mean…come on you have to at least feel sorry for that part of living there!" Alicia said. "Okay, yeah I do feel sorry about that part…even Zephyr freaks me out." Yami said sketching the body of a person. "Exaaaaaactly!" Alicia said. "I mean…the kid collects chips in the shape of stars from the 70's! …Is an obsessive compulsive freak…and acts like he just came out of the mental institute!" Alicia said. "And he's obsessed with me…" Yami said sighing as she sketched the person, it came to look like Kurama. "Exactly! …I mean come on you should see the kids room now…it's covered in pictures of you! COVERED! …There isn't a bare spot on the wall that doesn't have a picture of you!" Alicia said. Yami shivered, but continued drawing. "Anyway…you?" Alicia asked. "Well…for a year I was in Makai…and then I decided to surface and live in this world." "Why?" Alicia asked.
"Well…I gave up looking for my mother, or my sister…and I was getting into a lot of trouble…" Yami said. "Ah…" Alicia said. She leaned back in the chair. She looked over to Yami. "Why are you drawing Lion oh so mighty?" Alicia asked. "Just a feeling…I usually draw when I feel like something's gonna happen with the person…" Yami said. She shrugged again. "Well…anyway…guess there's nothing to do except watch TV." Alicia said picking up the remote and turning on the TV.
Kurama's house
Hiei watched as Kurama laid on his bed, staring at the ceiling. "What's wrong with you?" He asked nudging Kurama. Kurama sighed. "Nothing." He said sitting up. Hiei was dressed in the Hot Topic clothes he had bought today, the red pants, and the shirt that said "Do I LOOK like a fucking people person?" he was wearing the belt as well, and a chained ball necklace. Kurama was dressed in a pair of dark blue jeans, and a white shirt, a brown jacket on his shoulders. "It's that…that…that Alicia isn't it?" Hiei asked. "She isn't a that." Kurama said. "She called me a vain munchkin!" Hiei said. "She was just trying to be humorous and make everyone laugh…" Kurama said lightly while smiling. "Oh god…no…I've lost you Kurama!" Hiei said. Kurama made a small laugh and shook his head. "We should get going." He said standing up, he looked at the clock, and it was 6:30pm. Hiei "Hn-ed" and stood up. He walked out of the room, followed by Kurama who was still in a slight daze. They began to walk in the direction of Yami's house. "…Wait! I have an idea…" Kurama said, he paused at a flower station and bought 3 tulips, 2 were red, one black. Hiei rolled his eyes. "Hey, don't go complaining Hiei, I know that you like Yami." Kurama said. Hiei remained silent, even though his cheeks were blushing a bit. They approached Yami's apartment shortly.
Inside Yami's apartment
Yami had finished painting; Alicia was hypnotized by the television. "Whatcha think?" Yami said standing back and admiring her painting of Kurama and Alicia in front of the sunset. They were holding hands. "Why did you draw me with Lion oh so mighty!" Alicia demanded. "Because." Yami said. There was a knock on the door; Yami went to go get it. She looked through the peephole; she saw Kurama and Hiei standing out there. She called to Alicia "Hey, Alicia, take the sheet on the floor and hook it onto the hook that's hanging over the art easel, so he can't see it." Alicia did so, and sat back down. Yami unlocked the door and gestured them both inside. "Come on in." She said. Kurama walked down the hallway and saw Alicia on the couch. He gulped, turning pink a bit and approached her. She looked up. "Hello Lion with your main oh so mighty." She said. Kurama smiled. "Umm…these…you are for…for are you…" Kurama stuttered, holding out the tulips. (Ha! He pulled a Charles…) "You mean, these are for me?" Alicia asked. He nodded. Alicia smiled. "Thank you Lion oh so mighty." She said she took them, and smiled. He smiled as well. Hiei rolled his eyes. Yami leaned against the wall. "So you two are the first to arrive…" Yami said. "Yes…yes they are…" Alicia said getting up and putting the tulips in a vase.
There was another knock on the door; Yami went to go get it. This time she saw Botan, Keiko, and Yukina standing there. She opened the door and let them in. "Hello." She said as they walked in. "Hey!" Botan said. "I gave Jageromaru and Blade your address if you don't mind…" Botan said. "It would have been nice if you asked me before!" Yami said, sighing. "Oh come on, they're not that bad." Botan said. Keiko agreed. Yuske and Kuwabara arrived shortly after; all that were left were Jageromaru and Blade. The doorbell rang.
End chapter 14
Okay, anyway…next chapter coming soon…I stopped it there for suspense, and so I could go take a nap…man I'm tired…anyway…see ya!