Title: How the flames of hell dance

By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha

Dear InuyashaKagome10,

Thanks for saying I'm funny n.n, and thanks. I don't plan to reveal my future plans, but I do have to say that I have up to chapter 30 planned, and I plan on writing a chapter or more a day. I would like to get as much done as possible before school starts. Anyway, thanks for the review.

-Samantha

Dear Mason the crazy,

Thank you, I'm glad you love my story, and a thanks for saying it's funny. Believe it or not, in the beginning I was actually going to make it more dramatic, but I like the comedy more though, don't you? Drama gets boring, no offense to drama fans, but I get enough drama in my own novels. Oh, and don't feel bad, and yes, yes I do feel better for your review so thank you very much. I will keep updating, I have up to chapter 30 planned, anyway, yes…and no thank you…roller coaster scary and bad…. and yes…I agree…Bush and Cheney burn in hell::shifty eyes: Please don't let the government come after me…

-Samantha

Dear NewPortWriter/Chansalar,

Oookay…badger song # 2 to my fanfic…. from you…fine I shall make one up for you…Sidda Sidda Sidda Sidda Raven Shawn Sidda Sidda Sidda Sidda Raven Shawn Chansalar Chansalar…. yes…anyway…thanks for the review! Hey…you know I don't like roller coasters! Remember….G-force is not my friend...Anyway, peace my home skillet Bizkit with a side of gravy and home fires…:snickers:

-Samson

Dear Readers/Reviewers,

If you happen to like Jurassic Park, I would highly and totally recommend you read NewPortWriter's fanfic Jurassic Park 4 Depths and new troubles. Anyway, yes…don't worry, I will be truing to update a chapter a day or more before school starts August 8, I have up to chapter 30 planned by the way, anyway on with the fic!

-InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha

Disclaimer: Places to hide

J- Jurassic Park. Sure, the dinosaurs may eat you alive, but the author won't be after you anymore.

A- Antarctica. Who…in the halibut…can see…in a blizzard storm 24/7!

G- Great Britain…just blend in…change your name…change your looks…and you get to live in the most awesome place on earth…

E- Earth. Yup. Just any place on earth may do maybe in the molten core with the molten lava people? They can be your new friends…

R- Russia. Move there and tell them some fib like you're secretly one of Anastasia's relatives…or you are Anastasia…if you're a boy try Anastasio…

O- Ontario. Lake Ontario. Live underwater and start a colony down there, …then surface again, be recognized as the first person to make a colony under water…then you can bribe the original author with money…

M- Monstro. Yes…the whale from Pinocchio…sure…it'll be wet, smelly, and dark…but at least they won't look for ya…they'll think you're dead. Just remember…hide near the teeth if the whale eats a baha California starburst…do not be like the dancing Mexicans in the commercial and get swallowed….

A- Alabama…while you're there create your own redneck army…but be sure not to insult the bible around them…biblical rednecks…(No offense to anyone…)

R- Rhode Island. Go to a little place called Quahog and live with Peter Griffin…on 32-spooner street…I recommend not living with Quagmire…especially if you're a girl…

U- Underground…. JOIN THE BADGERS UNDERGROUND!

Chapter 16

Kurama and Alicia had went their own separate way. They decided to play games. "I…must…throw…ball…" Alicia said looking at a game where you had to throw balls at a monument of milk bottles. Kurama paid for both of them, and she threw the balls, knocking the entire monument down each time Kurama knocked them down as well, except for a few times when he would miss one or two. They got a prize for it though, Alicia got a giant stuffed lion, while Kurama got a small fox about as long as his arm, while Alicia's stuffed animal was about the size of her. "Lion oh so mighty…I give you your brethren." Alicia said handing him the giant lion. He made a goofy/embarrassed smile and gave her the fox. "I…eh heh…got this for you…" he spoke shyly. Alicia smiled "Thank you lion oh so mighty." Alicia said. "Welcome are you…are welcome you…" he shook his head quickly. "Heh…" he said, turning a shade of red that almost matched the color of his hair. "Ha! You're blushing girly man…" Alicia spoke. Kurama made a small sigh and looked at his hair that was in his face.

Hiei and Yami

Yami walked about looking at all the attractions, she didn't know where to go first. She paused and looked at the "strength-meter" (Or whatever you call it…the one you hit with a hammer and the thingy goes up…) She ran over to it, and paid for her own entrance. She waited behind Jageromaru and Botan who were there. Jageromaru hit the bell, and was given a stuffed Unicorn; he gave it to Botan who smiled. Hiei walked up behind Yami, he had obviously paid as well. Yami hit the meter with a hammer, and hit the bell. The guy who was manning the game looked at her with a startled look. Yami made a goofy smile. It was hard to believe that a girl so short and frail looking could have done that. "Uh…which one you want?" the guy asked, a bit nervous. "Umm…I want…that one." Yami said pointing to a stuffed Cerberus looking doll, the three headed guardian of hell supposedly. He handed it to her. "Thank you." She said walking to the side. Hiei hit the bell…pretty hard too; he accidentally made a crack in the bell. "Eh heh…what do you want…?" the guy asked nervously. Hiei pointed to a stuffed icy blue dragon, the man gave it to him. Hiei bought it only for one reason. The icy blue dragon reminded him of Yami's eyes. He held onto it, and walked away from the attraction with Yami.

"So…" Yami said a bit nervously. "…You don't really like that blade guy do you?" Hiei asked quietly. Yami shook her head. Hiei looked relieved. Yami blinked, wondering why. Isn't it obvious? He likes you too… the voice said in the back of her mind. Ha yeah right. Yami thought back to the voice. Fine don't listen to me… the voice said. I won't. Yami thought. Hiei looked at her. "Where you wanna go now?" he asked. "Umm…" Yami said looking around. "Hey there! Why dontcha take a shot at dumpin me in the tank lil lady? Like you'd ever get me in there but heh it's worth a try!" Said a guy in a tank. It was one of those dunking booths. "Ha…like you'd even be able to lift the ball!" the guy continued. "I bet your friend over there would have an even harder time seeing as he's probably gay…" the guy in the tank continued. Hiei growled, paid for a few shots, and tried to hit the target, but his anger was frustration was blinding him. Hiei growled. "Lemme try…" Yami said grabbing a ball. She threw it at the target, and hit it, right in the center. The guy got dumped into the tank. Hiei smirked. "COLD! AHHH I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT COLD!" The guy yelled in the tank. Hiei laughed at the guy's misfortune. Yami snickered. "So where you wanna go now?" Yami asked turning to Hiei again. Hiei thought for a few moments.

Yuske and Keiko

"Look Yuske! It's one of those photo booths!" Keiko said cheerfully, she was holding a stuffed giant white cat. Yuske looked at the booth. "Can we please get our pictures taken…?" Keiko asked innocently looking at Yuske. Yuske rolled his eyes. "Fine." He said, he walked into the booth with Keiko, paid, and sat down. He clicked a few things on the screen, and the pictures started. The first one they both smiled. Second one, Keiko had hugged Yuske making him turn pink. Third one, Keiko had done a bunny sign behind Yuske's head, fourth Yuske kinda looked dumfounded for a second. And the fifth one, Keiko had kissed him on the cheek making him turn crimson. When the pictures were done, Yuske walked out of the booth, and took the pictures from a slip. He turned pink at the last one again. Keiko smiled and popped up behind him. "How'd they come out?" she asked. "Perfect." Yuske said. Keiko smiled.

Kuwabara and Yukina

Kuwabara was falling for the dunking booth's guys insults, and know was trying to dunk him into the booth. He kept missing, but Yukina giggled. Yukina took one of the balls and threw it in a girly way, it lightly tapped the target, but that's all it needed, was just a little tap, and he fell into the water below. Kuwabara gawked at her. Yukina looked at him. "Is there something on my face…?" she asked innocently. Kuwabara shook his head quickly. "No…of course not." Kuwabara said. He made a goofy smile and led her off to another attraction.

Botan and Jageromaru

Botan smiled as Jageromaru threw a dart at a balloon, he had hit all the balloons so far, and had won every game so far. Botan's arms were stuffed with treats, like stuffed animals, or fake flowers. Jageromaru turned to look at her and smiled. "You know…you're beautiful at night time…you can see you radiant beauty better at night…" Jageromaru said smiling at Botan. Botan turned red slightly and smiled. "Th-thank you…" she said. Jageromaru smiled and threw another dart, winning the game. "Which one do you want Botan?" Jageromaru asked looking at Botan. "Oh no, I'm good…" she said. Jageromaru shrugged, and got a blue rabbit plush. "You can keep that one…" Botan said lightly. Jageromaru looked at her. "Why?" he asked. "…It's blue…like my hair…maybe it'll make you think of me…" Botan said turning redder by the moment. Jageromaru smiled. "Okay…though I don't know why I'd need it for that reason…I'm always thinking about you…" Jageromaru said smiling at her. Botan smiled, turning red again.

Yami and Hiei

Yami looked at her watch, it was approaching 8pm, and she had a few prizes in her arms. Hiei walked over to her, she looked up. "This is for you…" he said lightly handing her three fake roses. One was black, one blue, and one red. "Thank you…" Yami said smiling. "It's approaching 8…so we should go meet up at the food stands…" Yami said. Hiei nodded. He walked with her as they approached the food stands; Kuwabara, Yukina, Yuske, Keiko, Kurama and Alicia were already there. Botan and Jageromaru were approaching as well.

End chapter 16

See ya…I'll try and update later but for now I gotta go try and beat crash…hi…anyway…yes…this is the new chapter…I'm gonna update again probably later…anyway…see ya.