Title: How the flames of hell dance
By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha.
Dear Mason the Crazy,
Thank you…thank you very much…and I was checkin out your profile, and I found I am one of your favorite authors…I feel special:gives candy and treats and stuff…: anyway…yes…you're welcome for updating…it's what I do…and thanks for saying great chapter…anyway yes I agree…life is already too depressing as it is…
-Samantha
Dear NewPortWriter,
COME HOME! You being away is now taking my creativity! Niiiiiiiii! I'm dyin here of boredom! I need buddah to help meh…though really I shouldn't be complaining…since you're like in the middle of no where 40 minutes from civilization where when I walk outside it's right there…but still I have no life without Jo0! And so…? Tis my fanfic…and I know….
-Samson
Dear Readers,
Okay…I know you're probably gonna get pissed at me I have to put Lyrics in one of these chapters it's driving me mad and I love this new song by CKY just ignore it and yeah…hi…. oh…and if you see grammatical errors…It's because my sister is jerking my arm around while I type this as she sings to the rocky horror picture show…and she is only…3…:sigh:
Disclaimer- what to do on court day…Oh and I do not own lyrics in this story nor do I own the characters…with the exception of Yami and Alicia, Blade, and Jageromaru…
B- Badgers…when hiding underground…I hope you joined the badgers underground…because they will help you out on this one…they will either A. act as your lawyer…or B. run into the court and attack everyone by throwing mushrooms at them, and show that you have no connection to them.
L- Lure the judge and the jury into a very small box by using a hot dog…then lock that box up, put that box in another box, then mail that box yourself…then mail it to Antarctica…(Ha! You thought I was gonna say "and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!" Didn't you! Didn't you!…Hi…)
A- Acid. Dangle the Jury members and Judge over a huge tub of acid…
D- do weird things in court…like when you're talking…talk in a sweet voice and when you've finished say the name of a star in a demonic hiss/voice. Ex: I would like to plead…not guilty… :sweet smile:…..:demonic hiss: WALTER MATTHOW!
E- Eat. Yes…eat the judge, the jury, and whoever else witnessed you commit this horrid act…it'll give you indigestion, and if you get caught by the cops you'll be the next Hannibal lector…but look at the bright side…you can now say "Bysie Bysie See ya around" in a creepy voice…be in a clear jail cell where you cal fling yourself against the wall and yell at random people "FLY FLY!" and say "Clarice…" a lot of the time…or call people Clarice…oh…and you can possibly have superior intellect…or just act weird if you want…
Chapter 17
Kurama sat down on a bench and sighed. Keiko and Botan both walked over to him, Stuffed animal-less. "What's wrong?" Keiko asked worriedly. "Nothing." Kurama sighed. "…It's Alicia isn't it? You liiiiiiiike her…don't you?" Botan said. "How do you women know these things?" Kurama asked. "Well it IS obvious…you gave her tulips…gave her a stuffed fox…you stare at her almost always…defend her…" Botan said, Keiko agreed. "Now what's the problem with her?" Botan continued. "It's just…I don't think she likes me…I mean…she calls me girly man…it's all because of my hair…" he sighed. "And the way I dress…" he continued sighing, he stared at Alicia from the bench. "God…I'd do anything for her…" he said aloud. "Awww! That's so sweet!" Botan said happily. Kurama turned red. "Well…maybe we can help you with that? How about after we hang out here…you come meet up at my house…okay? We'll change your style and your hair…" Keiko said. Botan nodded in agreement. "I'm great at cutting hair!" Botan said. "Okay." Kurama said looking up at them. He made a weak smile.
"Sooo…lion oh so mighty…bobo…Phonebooth…cake…. green sea biscuit…Yummy inari…vain frigget…Kookaburra…Jabba the hut…where to now?" Alicia asked. Her stomach growled. "Does that answer your own question?" Botan asked. "…Yes…no…. maybe…what's the right answer?" Alicia said. Kurama made a small laugh and stood up. "Well…let's go eat what we can…" Kurama spoke. He bought a bag of popcorn for both himself and Alicia. Yami dived for the Cotton Candy; she demanded the blue, while Hiei got a cherry snow cone. Alicia got a snow cone as well, it was red, and she snuck up behind Kurama, after having a few bites of the snow cone, and stuck it down his shirt. He hopped about claiming it was cold, which it was. Alicia laughed as he got the snow cone ice out of his shirt. He looked a bit embarrassed. "Did I embarrass lion oh so mighty?" Alicia asked. Kurama didn't respond but he did look mighty embarrassed. "I is sorry foo'." Alicia said. Kurama made a small smile. "And now I shall not let you be alone in your embarrassment…" Alicia said taking ice cubes from her soda. "Yummmmmy Inarrrrrrrrrrrrrri…" she said. "NOOOO!" Yami said beginning to run away. Alicia caught her though and stuck the ice down her shirt.
Yami hopped about. "COLD! COLD! COLD!" She said hopping around trying to get the ice out of her shirt. "COLLLLLD!" She said. "Yes…stone cold Steve Austin…" Alicia said. Yami got the ice out of her shirt, which fell to the floor. "That was cold.." she said. "What did you expect it to be? Boiling hot?" Alicia asked. "No…" Yami spoke. "Anyway…now what to do?" Alicia asked. Everyone was eating something. Yuske was eating a hot dog, Kuwabara a hamburger, Keiko had Ice cream, Botan had Ice Cream, Yukina had Ice cream, Hiei had a snow cone, Alicia had had a snow cone, had ice cream and a bag of popcorn, while Yami had huge cotton candy stick. "I looooooove cotton candy…" Yami said happily. "Oh god that isn't going to make you hyper is it?" Hiei asked. Yami shrugged. "Might just make me cheery." Yami said. Hiei sighed and ate his snow cone. Yami finished the cotton candy. (AHHH! MUNCKIN ATTACKING! ALICIA SEE WHAT YOU LEFT ME WITH! OW…Hi other readers…don't mind this…eh heh…ow…) Alicia was done with all she had eaten. Kurama as well, everyone else too. "…Before we go can we go to the house of mirrors!" Alicia exclaimed. "I hate that place, why do you wanna go in there?" Yami exclaimed. "Oh come on you're such a chicken!" Alicia said. Yami sighed. "Fine…but if I get lost you're paying for the search and rescue team…" she said. "Okay." Alicia said. Hiei blinked, as did the others. They began to approach the house of mirrors. Alicia and Kurama went in first. "Yay!" Alicia said looking at all the mirrors. Yami looked from mirror to mirror, one of them happened to make her look like a little child, due to the fact it made her shorter. One made her look tall. "I like this mirror…" she said standing in front of her. "Hn…I like you better shorter…" Hiei said walking past her from behind. Yami blinked. She wasn't sure if she should take that as a compliment or an insult. She went to the next mirror and she looked wide. Then she walked into a crowd of mirrors, she got lost, not sure which way to go.
Alicia looked around…she looked at a mirror that made Kurama look short a fat. "AH! You hath become the vain little munchkin…" Alicia said pointing at the mirror. Kurama made a small laugh. He looked stared at Alicia as she stared at the mirrors. He sighed watching her. Maybe if I change my appearance than she'll like me… he thought. He looked at himself in a mirror. Yeah…maybe…and if not…then…I guess…it'll be okay…with a new look and everything…He thought. He made a small smile and looked around at the mirrors.
"Eh…anyone?…Someone?…Help meh?" Yami said looking around. No one came. "HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" She yelled. "I'll help you…" Jageromaru said walking toward her. "Where's Botan?" Yami asked. "Oh…she had to go to the ladies room…" Jageromaru spoke. Yami shifty eyed. "Eh…anyway…um…yes…I am lost…but…eh…I think…I can find…the way out…" she said running in a direction, she ran into a mirror. "Ow…" she muttered. "Hey Inari!" Kuwabara said. "…I have never been so happy to see you in my life and probably will never be this happy again to see you." Yami said jumping up and hiding behind him and Yukina. Yukina blinked "What's wrong?" she asked. "Nothing…" Yami said quickly. "Do you know how to get out of here?" she asked. Kuwabara nodded. "Okay lead me out!" Yami said. Kuwabara did so, leaving Jageromaru to grumble behind them.
They were the second to last ones to come out of the house of mirrors, when they got out Yami dropped to her knees. "FREEEEEEEDOM!" She said. Alicia blinked. "It's not that bad." She said. Botan walked over to them, Jageromaru as well. "Okay…now that that's over…why don't we all go home, rest for about two hours…and then get back together at 11?" Botan asked, everyone agreed. "Okay." Yami said. They all split up and walked in different directions, except this time, it was Hiei, Yami, and Alicia. Kurama, Keiko, Botan, and Yukina. Jageromaru. And then Kuwabara and Yuske.
End chapter 17
Hey guys, sorry if it sucked...my mind isn't working very well right now...went to bed at 4am...I was playing the Sims bustin out...lost track of time...saw the clock was like oh crap and then decided to go to sleep...anyway...yes...hope you enjoyed it...ow...migrane...MOTRIN SAVE MEH!