Disclaimer- Do I look like J.K. Rowling? No. Do I write like J.K. Rowling?
No. Is she even American? No. So saying so, no I am not J.K. Rowling so
don't ask. I own only Sandy and Katie (the mom).
Oh and by the way, Katie and Sandy's names are being changed a bit so don't get confused. Also, if I haven't made it clear, they are in their fifth year. I probably didn't make that clear in previous chapters but they are....so yeah.
Chapter 4- Back to Hogwarts
"See Jamsie pie? We would never separate you from your lover." Said Sirius as he squeezed James' cheeks. Remus smirked, and Lily blushed. James, unfortunately for Sirius, saw Lily blush and called Sirius an idiot. "Hey, just doing my job." said Sirius smugly. This set Katie and Sandy into an anchor presentation of the Lily and James love song; the song above which now included Sirius and Remus singing along.
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The carriage pulled up, and the six climbed out. They trudged up to the castle, walking together. However, there were two separate conversations going on.
"So Jamsie, are we going to go ahead with the prank?" asked Sirius.
"Of course, and don't call me Jamsie...Siri. " said James smugly.
Sirius ignored the comment, and told James to hurry up and continue. "Right then. Padfoot, remember...you're going to do the hair. Moony, you'll have to do the fireworks. And I, Prongs the great..." said James.
"Prongs the great my arse." Muttered Sirius while Remus snickered.
James pretended not to hear the comment, and just continued. "...shall do transfiguration to finish off the prank."
Meanwhile, the girls were having a conversation of their own. "So...Lillian, what's going on with you and Mr. Potter over there?" asked Sandy smugly.
"Sandrilene," replied Lily, both she and Katie enjoying the look of horror on Sandy's face, "1. My name is LILY not Lillian. 2. There is nothing going on between James and I."
"Oh really, Lillian Sarah Jane Evans! From what I saw...you were enjoying the love song." Smirked Katie.
"Shutup Kathleen Elizabeth Ashley Bell! And FOR YOUR INFORMATION...I was NOT enjoying the love song. But I seem to recall a Miss Katie getting smitten with a certain * cough Remus Lupin cough *." Replied Lily. Sandy sniggered, while a crimson blush crept onto Katie's face. "Oh and Ms. Sandrilene Courtney Patricia Jameson, would you like to share with us what you and Sirius Black were doing?" questioned Lily. Sandy blushed, and Katie laughed at her.
"Yeah, because if I seem to remember, someone was having a bloody brilliant snog, isn't that right Sandy?" smirked Katie.
"Who was having a good snog?" asked Sirius as he, Remus and James joined them all.
"Siri-boy, I think she was talking about you and Sandy." Replied Remus.
"Siri-boy??? Righto Remy. Whatabout me and Sandy?" said Sirius.
"Padfoot you prick, what Moony's trying to say is that you and Sandy were having a snog. Idiot" remarked James.
"Ooooohhhh, why didn't you say so?"
"Dumbass" said Remus.
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The six entered the great hall, and sat down at the Gryfffindor table. James, Lily and Remus sat across from Sirius, Sandy and Katie.
Professor McGonagall came out and put a frayed hat onto a stool. The hat sang its song and then McGonagall spoke.
"When I call your name, come and put the hat on your head."
"Yeah yeah lady, get on with the bloody thing already" muttered Sirius as the rest stifled laughs.
McGonagall finished sorting the new first years, and took away the sorting hat.
Professor Dumbledore then stood up, and annouced "Mr. Filch would like to remind all students that the Forbidden Forest is...forbidden" and as he said this he looked at the Marauders especially with a twinkle in his eye.
Sirius stood up and bowed, and James and Remus followed his lead as all the students clapped for them. Lily, Sandy and Katie smirked but clapped all the same.
The Professor finished his speech by adding, "This year's head boy is Jason Wood (A/N...hehehe) and the head girl is Dora Grayson." (A/N YAYSERS DORA! Sorry, having a mental moment)
Dora and Jason stood up for everyone to see, and sat back down to let Dumbledore finish. "The Gryffindor prefects are Lily Evans and Remus Lupin..." Sirius and James groaned.
"Oh shutup you two, like I'd ruin our fun." Said Remus
"You never know Moony" replied James.
"The Slytherin prefects are Severus Snape and Narcissa Black..." continued Dumbledore.
"Damn." James swore under his breath while Sirius and Remus smirked. "The Ravenclaw prefects are Amos Diggory and Alyssa Bailey and the Hufflepuff prefects are Alexandra Chang and Mark Walham." Finished he said, "dig in."
"FINALLY! Took the old man long enough." Said Sirius between mouthfuls of food.
"Congratulations Remus," said Lily.
"Congratulations to you too Lily," said Remus while James shot him a dirty look. James had actually liked Lily since 2nd year except he hadn't had the courage to talk to her, so everyone thought that he never knew she existed. Sirius most definitely hadn't. Remus and Lily were good friends and James envied Remus for it.
"You know what this means Prongs..." said Sirius who knew about James crush on Lily and had seen the dirty look James gave Remus. "Remus'll be spending EVERY hour of EVERY day with your precious Lily." Said Sirius who was dying to piss James off.
"WHAT?!" yelled James. "REMUS BLOODY LUPIN I SWARE BY GODRIC GRYFFINDOR IF YOU EVEN TOUCH HER I WILL KILL YOU!"
"James what the devil are you talking about?" replied Remus calmly.
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! DON'T YOU PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME!!!!" screamed James.
Remus sighed and mouthed Lily?
"No, Sachin Tendulkar...OF COURSE YOU IDIOT! WHO ELSE?" yelled James. (A/N Sachin Tendulkar is on the Indian Cricket Team if you don't know...oh and why is James talking about the Indian cricket team? In all honesty I don't know. Oh wait yes I do, its because I'm Indian. But I don't follow cricket so I'll just shutup now. Hehe.)
"James I won't touch her or anything so calm your damn nerves ok?" said Remus. The girls had a confused expression on their faces. Remus told them "you don't want to know." And they were satisfied with that.
"Ok," said James. Sirius was laughing his ass off at this. "SIRIUS BLOODY BLACK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A BLOODY HEART ATTACK YOU PRICK!" yelled James into Sirius' ear.
"HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW BUT YOU LOOKED SO FUNNY YELLING AT REMUS AND I HAD TO PISS YOU OFF! I COULDN'T HELP IT!" said Sirius while laughing.
The girls were shooting strange looks at Sirius. Remus saw this and said "don't take it personally, old Padfoot here is a bit off his rocker."
Sirius heard the comment and stopped laughing. "Am not!"
Remus rolled his eyes, while Katie giggled. Remus looked at her, and winked. Katie blushed a scarlet red.
Lily catcalled and Katie hit her arm.
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A/N DONE! Yes I know, it's so short so you're probably all like what the hell? Next chapter will be the prank. That'll take me a while because I have A LOT of things I'm doing right now but I will try to write it and put it up as soon as possible. If you have any suggestions, feel free to put it in your review. Review or else I'll hex you into oblivion.
Quinn- thanksers!
Lil Rose Angel- thanks. Don't ask about Jamie. I'm glad you like that part.
Tiger Lily21- thanks!
Cho-Look-Alike- Yeah! I tried, lol, but thanks. Yeah, now that you mention it...its supposed to hurt like hell but that's just me. ( Hm, is the hex threat better? Let me know.
Grr-krissy-grr- Grr-krissy-grr- Yeah I know. Exactly! You're the first person who's realized that, THANK YOU! lol, I know this wasn't the fastest update ever, but I tried. lol, I will definitely try to update as soon as I can.
Dee Ann- thanks
ChickenLittle- Thanks for your...pleasant comments. I'm glad to hear your opinion but it's obvious that so far you're the only one that thinks that. And I'm sorry you don't like it, but I don't give a damn. However, if others don't like it I will definitely take your advice.
Oh and by the way, Katie and Sandy's names are being changed a bit so don't get confused. Also, if I haven't made it clear, they are in their fifth year. I probably didn't make that clear in previous chapters but they are....so yeah.
Chapter 4- Back to Hogwarts
"See Jamsie pie? We would never separate you from your lover." Said Sirius as he squeezed James' cheeks. Remus smirked, and Lily blushed. James, unfortunately for Sirius, saw Lily blush and called Sirius an idiot. "Hey, just doing my job." said Sirius smugly. This set Katie and Sandy into an anchor presentation of the Lily and James love song; the song above which now included Sirius and Remus singing along.
*~*~*
The carriage pulled up, and the six climbed out. They trudged up to the castle, walking together. However, there were two separate conversations going on.
"So Jamsie, are we going to go ahead with the prank?" asked Sirius.
"Of course, and don't call me Jamsie...Siri. " said James smugly.
Sirius ignored the comment, and told James to hurry up and continue. "Right then. Padfoot, remember...you're going to do the hair. Moony, you'll have to do the fireworks. And I, Prongs the great..." said James.
"Prongs the great my arse." Muttered Sirius while Remus snickered.
James pretended not to hear the comment, and just continued. "...shall do transfiguration to finish off the prank."
Meanwhile, the girls were having a conversation of their own. "So...Lillian, what's going on with you and Mr. Potter over there?" asked Sandy smugly.
"Sandrilene," replied Lily, both she and Katie enjoying the look of horror on Sandy's face, "1. My name is LILY not Lillian. 2. There is nothing going on between James and I."
"Oh really, Lillian Sarah Jane Evans! From what I saw...you were enjoying the love song." Smirked Katie.
"Shutup Kathleen Elizabeth Ashley Bell! And FOR YOUR INFORMATION...I was NOT enjoying the love song. But I seem to recall a Miss Katie getting smitten with a certain * cough Remus Lupin cough *." Replied Lily. Sandy sniggered, while a crimson blush crept onto Katie's face. "Oh and Ms. Sandrilene Courtney Patricia Jameson, would you like to share with us what you and Sirius Black were doing?" questioned Lily. Sandy blushed, and Katie laughed at her.
"Yeah, because if I seem to remember, someone was having a bloody brilliant snog, isn't that right Sandy?" smirked Katie.
"Who was having a good snog?" asked Sirius as he, Remus and James joined them all.
"Siri-boy, I think she was talking about you and Sandy." Replied Remus.
"Siri-boy??? Righto Remy. Whatabout me and Sandy?" said Sirius.
"Padfoot you prick, what Moony's trying to say is that you and Sandy were having a snog. Idiot" remarked James.
"Ooooohhhh, why didn't you say so?"
"Dumbass" said Remus.
*~*~*
The six entered the great hall, and sat down at the Gryfffindor table. James, Lily and Remus sat across from Sirius, Sandy and Katie.
Professor McGonagall came out and put a frayed hat onto a stool. The hat sang its song and then McGonagall spoke.
"When I call your name, come and put the hat on your head."
"Yeah yeah lady, get on with the bloody thing already" muttered Sirius as the rest stifled laughs.
McGonagall finished sorting the new first years, and took away the sorting hat.
Professor Dumbledore then stood up, and annouced "Mr. Filch would like to remind all students that the Forbidden Forest is...forbidden" and as he said this he looked at the Marauders especially with a twinkle in his eye.
Sirius stood up and bowed, and James and Remus followed his lead as all the students clapped for them. Lily, Sandy and Katie smirked but clapped all the same.
The Professor finished his speech by adding, "This year's head boy is Jason Wood (A/N...hehehe) and the head girl is Dora Grayson." (A/N YAYSERS DORA! Sorry, having a mental moment)
Dora and Jason stood up for everyone to see, and sat back down to let Dumbledore finish. "The Gryffindor prefects are Lily Evans and Remus Lupin..." Sirius and James groaned.
"Oh shutup you two, like I'd ruin our fun." Said Remus
"You never know Moony" replied James.
"The Slytherin prefects are Severus Snape and Narcissa Black..." continued Dumbledore.
"Damn." James swore under his breath while Sirius and Remus smirked. "The Ravenclaw prefects are Amos Diggory and Alyssa Bailey and the Hufflepuff prefects are Alexandra Chang and Mark Walham." Finished he said, "dig in."
"FINALLY! Took the old man long enough." Said Sirius between mouthfuls of food.
"Congratulations Remus," said Lily.
"Congratulations to you too Lily," said Remus while James shot him a dirty look. James had actually liked Lily since 2nd year except he hadn't had the courage to talk to her, so everyone thought that he never knew she existed. Sirius most definitely hadn't. Remus and Lily were good friends and James envied Remus for it.
"You know what this means Prongs..." said Sirius who knew about James crush on Lily and had seen the dirty look James gave Remus. "Remus'll be spending EVERY hour of EVERY day with your precious Lily." Said Sirius who was dying to piss James off.
"WHAT?!" yelled James. "REMUS BLOODY LUPIN I SWARE BY GODRIC GRYFFINDOR IF YOU EVEN TOUCH HER I WILL KILL YOU!"
"James what the devil are you talking about?" replied Remus calmly.
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! DON'T YOU PLAY INNOCENT WITH ME!!!!" screamed James.
Remus sighed and mouthed Lily?
"No, Sachin Tendulkar...OF COURSE YOU IDIOT! WHO ELSE?" yelled James. (A/N Sachin Tendulkar is on the Indian Cricket Team if you don't know...oh and why is James talking about the Indian cricket team? In all honesty I don't know. Oh wait yes I do, its because I'm Indian. But I don't follow cricket so I'll just shutup now. Hehe.)
"James I won't touch her or anything so calm your damn nerves ok?" said Remus. The girls had a confused expression on their faces. Remus told them "you don't want to know." And they were satisfied with that.
"Ok," said James. Sirius was laughing his ass off at this. "SIRIUS BLOODY BLACK WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A BLOODY HEART ATTACK YOU PRICK!" yelled James into Sirius' ear.
"HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW BUT YOU LOOKED SO FUNNY YELLING AT REMUS AND I HAD TO PISS YOU OFF! I COULDN'T HELP IT!" said Sirius while laughing.
The girls were shooting strange looks at Sirius. Remus saw this and said "don't take it personally, old Padfoot here is a bit off his rocker."
Sirius heard the comment and stopped laughing. "Am not!"
Remus rolled his eyes, while Katie giggled. Remus looked at her, and winked. Katie blushed a scarlet red.
Lily catcalled and Katie hit her arm.
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A/N DONE! Yes I know, it's so short so you're probably all like what the hell? Next chapter will be the prank. That'll take me a while because I have A LOT of things I'm doing right now but I will try to write it and put it up as soon as possible. If you have any suggestions, feel free to put it in your review. Review or else I'll hex you into oblivion.
Quinn- thanksers!
Lil Rose Angel- thanks. Don't ask about Jamie. I'm glad you like that part.
Tiger Lily21- thanks!
Cho-Look-Alike- Yeah! I tried, lol, but thanks. Yeah, now that you mention it...its supposed to hurt like hell but that's just me. ( Hm, is the hex threat better? Let me know.
Grr-krissy-grr- Grr-krissy-grr- Yeah I know. Exactly! You're the first person who's realized that, THANK YOU! lol, I know this wasn't the fastest update ever, but I tried. lol, I will definitely try to update as soon as I can.
Dee Ann- thanks
ChickenLittle- Thanks for your...pleasant comments. I'm glad to hear your opinion but it's obvious that so far you're the only one that thinks that. And I'm sorry you don't like it, but I don't give a damn. However, if others don't like it I will definitely take your advice.