Title: How the flames of hell dance
By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha
Dear NewPortWriter,
Righto. It's a t-shirt online by the way…so good luck finding it in stores…I think…anyway…thanks. And Awwww I'm so sorry…oh well over that. :snickers: Yes I know you would do the incense stick with the third eye…that's why I'm thankful I do not have a third eye…in the story or real life…and have fun driving down from Georgia…if that's what you're doing right now…anyway…yes…
Peace mah home skillet bizkit,
Samson
Dear Mason the crazy,
Yes I know. I liked it too…but he's not the only one who's gonna go through changes…you'll see…eventually…it's pretty funny…anyway…yes Blade will be coming back, but you will have to wait 2 chapters or so. You'll see about Blade getting his ass kicked or not, and yes Blade will live. Thanks for the review, and I'm updating today…possibly two chapters since I'm awake. Oh…and sorry I didn't update yesterday, I had to wake up early, thinking my aunt was gonna take me school shopping but she canceled on the last minute…so I went back to bed and then played the Sims from 8pm to 12am. But I stopped for a while to make my friend Alicia happy, because I was talking to her on the phone…. anyway…thank you for the review.
Sincerely yours,
Samantha
Dear InuyashaKagome10,
It's all right, really it is. I can understand. I wouldn't know how you feel without being to go online though because I rarely leave my house…unless it's to go to the movies with my friends Alicia and Luis…but anyway…and yes I know…but there will be more funny things to come. Oh and the shirt read, "If you can read this, you're not drunk enough." Kurmi…hahahaha…that sounds like Ms. Piggy's version of Kermit the frog…hahahaha…anyway…yes…thank you for the reviews…
Sincerely yours,
Samantha
Dear Readers,
Yes…I know I've been lazy and skipping a day or two…and I am sorry. It's just the days I skip is because I think I'm going to go school shopping but my aunt cancels on me. So yeah, I woke up early for no reason so I go back to sleep for a long while, then I get hooked into The Sims…anyway…yes…sorry guys…I'll try and update as soon as possible from now on. Umm…yes…anyway…and yes…club meteora…leave me alone…it does kinda sound cool…and the fact that it plays techno, rap, rock, and all these other types of music…anyway…yes…eh heh. Oh yeah…and feel free to read my other fanfics under Yu Yu hakusho…Crimson Eyes…and A second Chance..
Disclaimer: Things that will happen on your court day…or things to do…
C- Cell phone. Set your cell phone to go off with some weird ring tone and say, "I have to take this call." They'll understand…then when you get out of the courtroom run very far away and join the Llama's underground…
L- Lick the bailiff's head. Make sure that the Bailiff is bald first…then look at him and say, "You are sexy. Will you marry me?" Note: If he says yes…then run away…and live in a small hole that has an outlet…
U- Umbrella. Bring an umbrella to court with you, shove it in the judge's hand, make the judge open it, and yell "HA! NOW YOU HAVE 7 YEARS BAD LUCK!" also do this to the persecuting side, and the jury.
B- Build a car made of Lego's in the court…then climb in…and drive away…if this does not work than you probably forgot to build an engine…or the tank is empty.
M- Maul the judge…sure this'll get you only in more trouble…but after mauling him pretend to foam at the mouth and constantly make your eyes go freaky like…like rolling around in your head. This will land you in the place of sugar free jello and white fluffy padded rooms.
E- Elope. Walk into the courtroom and scream. "I'M ELOPING WITH THE POPE!" and run out…note: You do not really have Elope with the Pope…ha…that rhymes..
T- Tell them your really sorry. Throw yourself on the mercy of the court. Give them a sob story while you're at it too…
E- Eat everyone. I've said this before. It might give you indigestion…and get you in trouble with the cops. But hey…you get to become the next Hannibal Lector
O- Olives. Throw olives at everyone in the court. Oh…and stick them in people's noses as well…it might kill them though…but it's worth a try…
R- Rap. Blast rap through the entire court room…Old people don't like rap…but then again neither do I…
A- Act like your completely insane. This will land you with the free sugar free jello…
Chapter 19
Alicia opened the door, and there stood Botan, Jageromaru, Keiko, Yukina, Yuske, Kuwabara. "Where is lion oh so mighty? Did he chicken out?" Alicia asked. Botan stepped aside, showing Kurama. His hair was now short and spiked, he was wearing shades that slipped down his nose showing his green eyes, he was in a pair of black jeans and a black shirt that said "Those wearing this shirt may seem smarter then they appear." In white letters, he made a goofy like embaressed smile. "Oh my god…the lion oh so mighty…has cut his oh so mighty mane…" Alicia spoke with wide eyes. "Yes…yes he has…for the sake of you…" Kurama said looking down. "Awww! That's so sweeeet!" Alicia said. "Are we ready to go?" Botan asked. Everyone nodded. Hiei stood up, still in his hot topic gear and followed them out the door. Yami stretched. Jageromaru was staring at her again. Yami shivered under his gaze and hid next to Alicia who was standing in back of Kurama. "Nice hair Kurama." Yami commented. "Thanks…" he said.
They shortly arrived, their names on the list and everything. They walked inside. "Just a little bit" was pulsing through the club. (I think it's by 50 cent or ludacris…I don't know…no offense to rappers but they're all the damn same to me…they sing about the same crap…) Yami winced, the rap burned. "It buuuurrrns" Alicia spoke. Kurama blinked. "I like it." Botan said. She started to dance to it. Yami wandered over to the bar portion of the club, followed by Alicia, Kurama, and Hiei. The rest of them were dancing. Yami sighed. "Play something other than rap…" Alicia whined. "You can't spell rap without crap." Yami spoke. "True…" Alicia spoke, then she looked at Yami. "You do know what Rap stands for right?" Alicia asked. Yami had a confused look to her. "RAP…Retards attempting poetry." Alicia spoke. Yami snickered, as did Hiei. Kurama made a small laugh. The song switched to Shakira's "Objection Tango" (GOD HELP ME I KEEP LISTENING TO THE SONG! MAKE ME STOPPPPP!…sorry hi…) "Come Lion oh so mighty…we dance…" Alicia spoke dragging Kurama to the dance floor. She did the tango with him. She didn't know how to dance that well, but she did dance her own dances to songs, like Yami. Hiei stared at her as Yami stared off into the crowd, not really staring at anyone, but just staring. Hiei nudged her lightly. "Hm?" she asked looking at him. "You wanna dance…?" Hiei asked. "I don't know how to…" Yami spoke. She didn't want to make a fool of herself. "Just let the beat take you!" Alicia yelled from near them. Yami blinked. Alicia paused her dancing, grabbed Yami and made Hiei walk over as well. "Okay…just let the beat take you…" Alicia said, she stood in front of Yami. Yami was trying to resist it. "Dance!" Alicia commanded. "Dance or I will cut your hair…" Alicia spoke. "Okay okay!" Yami spoke dancing. She wasn't that bad. Alicia paused and shook her head at Yami.
"Dance woman! Dance! I know you know this song…you used to listen to it!" Alicia spoke. "They don't need to know that!" Yami spoke. Alicia snickered and danced. Yami danced as well, Hiei danced a little bit. Alicia yet again pulled Kurama into a tango. "So Objection I don't wanna be the exception, just to get a bit of your attention…I love you for free and I'm not your mother…" Yami muttered under her breath to the song as she danced. "That's a girl!" Alicia spoke. "Oh my god it's the end of the world! She's dancing!" Kuwabara spoke. Yami gave him a death look, which made him step back, and Jageromaru walked over. Yami didn't notice and continued dancing near Alicia and Hiei and Kurama. Jageromaru stared at her as she danced. The song ended and switched to Trick Daddy's "Sugar" song. ( :shivers: I hate that song…my cousin forced me to listen to it…) Jageromaru politely grabbed Yami and danced with her. Yami didn't like dancing with him one bit. Hiei glared at Jageromaru in a fashion that would said "She's mine I saw her first you chiseling pric bastard." (That word is my friend Alicia's and I give her credit for it.) Yami didn't pull away though, as much as she wanted to. Yami felt as if she had been taken over by some…force…of some sort…and she danced in a fashion she would usually not dance, nor how she knew how to dance. She was dancing like those girls in the rap videos with the guys.
Hiei's jaw dropped. Alicia's jaw dropped. "Don't know how to dance my ass." Alicia said. Yami gave her a look like "Shut up I'll explain later…go find Botan to get this freak of my ass…literally…" Alicia understood the first part, but the second part she didn't notice. Hiei understood the look, and looked kinda relieved since he had not lost her to this…this…Jageromaru man…person…thing. (Oh god I'm sounding like Alicia.) The song ended and Yami jumped away from him. She felt thankful the song had ended and hid behind Alicia. Alicia blinked. Jageromaru smiled, it was kind of a scary smile. (Dude this guy scares me…) The song turned to Eminems "Ass like that" (Okay I really have no idea what these songs sound like…except the shakira ones…but yeah…I'm just looking at a top picks list…) Alicia walked back over to the bar and sat with Kurama. Yami felt compelled to stay on the dance floor, why she was not sure. Hiei walked back over to the bar. Jageromaru danced with Yami again, who once again, did not enjoy it, but it felt funny, like she couldn't control her own body. Like it had a mind of it's own. Yami shivered under Jageromaru's touch. He was ice cold, and it freaked her out. She was thankful when Botan came over to dance as well. Yami scampered away from Jageromaru, as far as possible in fact, and sat near Hiei. "Keep…him…away…from me…" Yami spoke. She touched the spot on her upper arm that Jageromaru had touched. She shivered again. "Keep him as far away as possible." She continued. Hiei gave her a look like "?" Yami shook her head. "Never mind…" she sighed. She didn't think anyone would believe her. The song changed to Shakira's "La Tortura." (Which I have no idea what it means…but its number 10 on the 11 video count down thing…) Yami got up and danced with Hiei again, as did Kurama and Alicia. "You said you were bad at dancing…" Hiei said. "As did you…" Yami said. "You're not a bad dancer though." They both said in unison. Yami blinked, as did he. The song ended shortly, and Ludacris' "Move get out da way." Song was on. Hiei, Yami, Kurama, and Alicia retreated to the bar area. Yami yawned. "What time is it?" she asked. "Oh…it's about…1am." Kurama said. "Damn." Alicia said. "How about we all go home?" Yami asked. The others walked toward them, ready to leave as well. "Okay…we'll all go home so we can at least sleep for school…for those who go to school…" Botan spoke. "Okay." The others agreed. They left the building and headed off toward their houses. Alicia and Yami walked to Yami's house, Hiei and Kurama to his house, Botan and Yukina to the apartment they rented, Jageromaru to god knows where, Keiko to her house. Kuwabara to his, and Yuske to his house.
End chapter 19
Need nap…tired…again…see ya…I'll update tomorrow…