Disclaimer- As much as I'd love to be J.K. Rowling, I'm not. So….it is highly advised that you just do what you do, (read and review) and I'll do what I do. (write and respond). Now that we have an agreement, I believe our business here is done.

Also, if I could I would go smack Peter upside the head for being such a dumbass. Since I can't, I guess I'll just have to x him out as a marauder completely. Hehehe I know, I'm evil. But that bastard Peter deserves it.

Chapter 5- Caring

Remus rolled his eyes, while Katie giggled. Remus looked at her, and winked. Katie blushed a scarlet red.

Lily catcalled and Katie hit her arm.

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After this, Sirius, Remus and James left the table and exited the great hall. Sirius flicked his wand and pointed it at the Slytherins: so did Remus and James.

The girls were eating, when Sandy looked up. She saw the Slytherins and burst out laughing. Everyone looked to see what was so funny, and they all doubled over in laughter. Katie sprayed pumpkin juice all over Remus, and Lily doubled over in laughter. She was laughing so hard that James had to stop her from falling off the bench.

At her laughter, Severus Snape came prancing up to James in a bright pink mowhawk, pink lipstick, black heeled boots and a jean skirt and said, "James Tristan Potter, you are devilishly attractive. Will you marry me?"

Lily roared in laughter, where as James put on a huge grin at seeing her laugh.

Lucius Malfoy strode to the front of the great hall with his hair red and gold, Gryffindor robes and the Gryffindor lion draped over his shoulder like a cape. He stopped in front of the Slytherin table. "Yo mommas so fat, when they walk through them doors, they asses get stuck in that door." There was thunderous applause from the Gryffindors, while the Slytherins were glaring at the Marauders.

Narcissa Black reached for her goblet, and as soon as her lips touched the rim, there was a cloud of smoke, and Narcissa disappeared. In her place was a ugly hag with fireworks coming from her head. The words "Bitchy. Deal with it." were formed. Katie was gasping for air at this point. Sirius applauded this part the loudest because his cousin was such a pain in the ass for him, he wanted her exposed for what she really was: a hag and a bitch.

Rodulphus Lestrange strode over to Sirius and pulled out a black rose. "Sirius baby, when was the last time we had a good shag?" Sandy was having a laughing seizure.

The whole great hall was exploding in laughter minus the Slytherins, and Professor McGonagall. "I believe this prank is thanks to the Marauders. Thank you for that…delightful prank," said Dumbledore winking at the three. "The rest of you please proceed to your dorms."

The great hall erupted with applause and the three stood up and bowed. Snape had snapped out of his trance, saw himself and hissed, "Potter you will not get away with this and don't think that just because you wanna get into your mudblood's (A/N ACK!!! There! I SAID THE BLOODY WORD!!! AHHHH!!!) pants, I'm gonna be nice to her."

James lost it and whipped out his wand. "Snape, you bastard, take that back," James didn't wait for a response. "Expelliar…"

Before James could disarm Snape, Lily stood up and covered his mouth. "Snape, sod off." Snape scowled at her and stalked off.

She pulled James down beside her. "Why did you do that?"

"Because I don't want you getting in a fight, especially not on the first day," replied Lily. Before James could open his mouth, she added, "And if you do get in a fight, I don't want it to be about me."

"Awwwwww, Lilykins, we didn't know you cared." said Sirius sarcastically.

Lily blushed, and excused herself. She walked, rather strode, out of the Great Hall. Sandy and Katie got up and followed her.

"DAMMIT SIRIUS!" roared James as soon as the girls were was out of earshot.

Sirius smirked. "What the hell was that for? Look what you did! You just HAD to open that godforsaken mouth of yours and embarrass Lily didn't you?"

"Now I seriously didn't know you cared," added Sirius while James scowled at him. Remus cocked his eyebrow. "Seriously!" (A/N no pun intended)

Remus snorted. "Bullocks."

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[in the dorm]

Lily had just come through the door. She jumped on to her bed and was blushing.

"Oh for godssake Lils, get over it!" exclaimed Sandy.

"Oh so you wouldn't find it the LEAST bit embarrassing that he said that IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE GREAT HALL!"

"Uh…no." said Sandy while flipping through an old Seventeen magazine.

"For a minute I forgot it was you I was talking to." replied Lily.

Sandy threw her magazine, which hit Lily in the head.

"Ow!"

"You deserved it."

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Downstairs, the Marauders were walking upstairs. (A/N downstairs, upstairs….hehehe. ok I'll shutup now.)

"What do we have first?" asked James.

"Dunno." said Sirius. Remus was about to respond but Sirius beat him to it. He strode over to a nearby group of girls and turned his "charming" smile on.

"Pardon me, but would any of you lovely ladies happen to know what we have first period?" asked Sirius while winking at a few of them.

The girls giggled. Some blushed, while others fainted. One responded, "We have Transfiguration first, and Charms after."

"Thanks baby," winked Sirius. With that, he walked back to James and Remus.

"Brilliant Padfoot, ruddy brilliant!" said James while clapping him on the back.

"Padfoot you dumbass, I could've told you that," mumbled Remus as he followed James and Sirius. Sirius was oblivious to this and James couldn't hear Remus."

The three walked into Transfiguration but what they saw next made all of them stare.

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A/N Done!!! My computer is SOOOO slow right now so it might take a while before anything else goes up. Thanks to all who reviewed and for those who didn't, please do! I'd like comments about my work because I know I'm no J.K. Rowling.

Lil Rose Angel- lol, good. I'm glad that chapter had you at a loss for words, ;). No her last name is Bowman, but I just changed it. Greyson…original, eh? I think you should write a James/Harry fic if you want to. WAITAMINUTE…JAMES/HARRY???? What the hell?

Dee Ann- Thanks! I know this isn't the fastest but I hope you weren't waiting too long! Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

Katie- Thanks! Well I try. Let me know if he gets kinda corny. He only acts like this because I, too, am a HUGE joker at school so it comes easy.