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Chapter 6- Guy Talk

The three walked into Transfiguration but what they saw next made all of them stare.

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Their classroom was silent. Dead silent.

"Messrs. Potter, Lupin and Black. Thank you for….gracing us with your presence. There's three of you late, and class started 10 minutes ago. That's 10 points for each of you, meaning there shall be 30 points off Gryffindor." spoke a cold voice. "Now please sit down."

James, Remus and Sirius had their mouths hanging open. Remus was the first one to recover. He just looked down at the floor and walked to his seat. James and Sirius followed, still in disbelief.

When the lesson went underway, Sirius took advantage to hiss to James, "what the DEVIL is Cici doing here?" Delia Cictus, also known as "Cici" to the students, was their Potions professor…and quite a mean one at that. She constantly stalked about, trying to trip up her students, looking for any excuse to take points off. She was also the head of Slytherin. She was biased.

"Do I look like I know?"

"Yes."

"Shutup Sirius."

James turned his head back to the board.

"As you all know, your O.W.L.'s are this year…."

You don't say… appeared on James' paper. James grinned.

"I shall warn you that Professor McGonagall accepts only those who score O's on their O.W.L.'s into her N.E.W.T. class. Although, I highly doubt that anyone in this class would do so." Her eyes wandered around the room, and landed on James and Sirius.

Oooohhh, watch out Padfoot! The scary Cici monster is coming to get you! wrote James. Sirius sniggered and Remus smirked.

It was no surprise to any of the boys that Cictus had settled her gaze on them. Everyone knew that Cictus had it in for the Marauders, after the dungbomb they had set off in her office in 2nd year. Unfortunately, she had walked into her office at the same time, and didn't catch them. However, one of her students tipped her off. Fortunately for Remus though, the student hadn't seen him, but the three never found out who had sold them out.

Lily turned around, and saw that it was James. She scowled. James fake scowled back, and winked. Lily blushed and turned around.

Remus, I think our ickle Jamsies got a lover.
Yeah we better watch out, the last thing we want is a James Jr…

Sirius bit his lip.

Shutup you perverts.

And how, my dear Prongs, are we perverts?

You can't blame Padfoot and I because you two are hitting it off. If you ask me, I think our dear prefect enjoyed it.

Sirius stifled a laugh. James shot dirty looks at both of them.

Sirius shutup. You are perverts because you were thinking about a baby. And Remus, no one did ask your opinion so shutup. Tsk tsk, someone doesn't pay attention. Remus only said that there was a baby. He never said that he was thinking about you two making one.

Sirus has a point., a good one for once. James, I'm your friend, and as long as I am your friend, I'll continue to put my part in.

It was James turn to stifle a laugh.

HEY! I resent that! I have good points sometimes! Oh yeah! Name five.

Damn!

Haha. Thanks Remus.

No problem, just saying the truth.

The twisted truth.

To who and what army?

To me and the great and mighty Padfoot army.

James and Remus snorted quietly.

James, what do you think the odds are that we can beat this "great and mighty Padfoot army"?

I'd say we have a pretty high chance.

Yeah right. Well it's true! My ass it is.

Don't blame this on your ass. Blame it on the rock in your head you call a brain.

James almost laughed out loud.

Shutup Moony.

"…turn to page 45 in your textbooks, and follow the instructions."

The boys turned their pages, and went back to writing.

Make me.

Ohhhh, he told you Padfoot! You gonna take that?

I would shut up if I were you Moony. Because you don't seem to have a brain either. You seem to have a "baffoon" as muggles say.

What do you have to say to that Moony?

Firstly, it's a "balloon", not a "baffoon".

Haha Sirius

Secondly, at least I'm not on academic probation in Herbology.

OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

James, shutup. Remus, see this is where your brain gets you in trouble. You are too smart.

Am not.

Deny it as much as you want but it's true.

Prove it.

Alright. If you weren't so smart, you wouldn't have known the "balloon" thing.

It's called "paying attention" Padfoor.

James was biting his lip. Sirius looked deep in thought, and Remus looked calm. He was leaning back with a triumphant smirk on his face.

Apparently Sirius decided to ignore the previous remark, for then some more words appeared on the parchments.

And Moony, it's called special privileges: what you don't have.

Oh he told you Moony!

The "special privileges" are what's putting you on Quidditch probation.

You got Quidditch probation.

Uhoh.

Now you're in for it Padfoot.

Oh thanks Remus.

We have the first match of the season in TWO WEEKS, AND YOU LAND YOURSELF ON PROBATION?! YOU MORON!

Prongs, I bet I can convince McGonagall to let me off. She wants the cup as much as we do.

THAT'S NOT THE BLOODY POINT! YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW WE HAD A MATCH YET YOU LANDED YOURSELF IN PROBATION ANYWAY!

James was the captain of the Gryffindor team, and was VERY strict about it.

James, calm down. I'm sure Sirius will be let off probation.

FINE OK! JUST MAKE SURE YOU TWO ARE AT PRACTICE OR ELSE!

James was beet red while scribbling furiously. The bell rang, and the boys grabbed their stuff and ran out of the classroom. James was the first one out, with Sirius and Remus hot on his heels.

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LILY POV

What's the spell for transfiguring a mouse? Uh…oh well I might as well start trying spells. I mean JAMES POTTER is the best at Transfiguration. So what the heck. I tapped the mouse, and a soft squeak came from it. Great. A rubber mouse. James would NEVER let me live this down. Quickly, I transfigured it back before he saw.

A loud bell rang through the room. Thank Merlin, class was over. I packed my stuff in my bag. I looked up and the first one out of class, rather racing out of class was James. Remus and Sirius were hot on James's heels. Strange but I'm not going to ask.

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THIRD PERSON

Lily grabbed her bag and met Sandy and Katie outside.

"Did you see James?" asked Lily.

"Why, looking for a shag with your lover boy?" asked Katie and Sandy made smooching noises.

Lily blushed scarlet. "No. It's because he raced out, and looked in a right temper."

"Oh now she CARES about him!" said Sandy, acting fondly. Katie laughed.

"Oh shutup you two. Remus and Sirius were chasing after him you know."

At the mention of Sirius, Sirius came strutting down the halls.

"Hello ladies,"

Sandy blushed, and Lily hit Sandy's shoulder.

"What do you want Sirius?" asked Katie.

"Who said I wanted anything? Can't a man talk to three gorgeous ladies for pleasure?"

"No." replied Katie. Sandy smacked her shoulder. Katie, rubbing the sore shoulder, said, "What?"

"What are you up to Sirius?" cut in Lily.

"Who said I was up to anything?"

"Sirius…" warned Lily.

"Well I was wondering if any of you lot had seen Jamesies."

"No. Why?"

"Because I want to ask him for a good shag."

"Bollocks to that," muttered Lily. Katie smirked.

"Jealous are we Lily?" asked Katie with a triumphant look on her face.

Lily blushed and muttered something about the bathroom.

"Really though, Sirius," said Katie after Lily left. "Why are you looking for James."

"Oh I'm not looking for James…James is looking for me."

"What…" asked Katie but she was cut off by a yell down the hall.

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A/N Fin! Is this my longest chapter yet? I think so…anyhoos. Thanks to all reviewers and I am already writing the next few chapters.

Lil Rose Angel- you never asked! Hehe. Thanks. It was hard thinking of Snape. He had to be the funniest (obviously) but it was hard. No I didn't need to know that. OH THANKS KATHERINE! Fine be like that. Just go on and be like that. I mean yes I am like Sirius..but DON'T SAY THAT TO EVERYONE! MY GOD! HAVE YOU NO RESPECT? Jk jk. Well you coulda said that before. MY SICK MIND??? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SAID JAMES/HARRY! Jesus.

Stargirlr- Aww…thanks! I'll try!

rs- haha. Sorry for keeping you waiting! Enjoy.

bk- thanks! Haha bollocks to that. But that's ok. The Bears are ok I guess…I just like Green Bay better. ;)

Dee Ann- lol so do i…but I write them anyway. Strange. Haha I get that a lot so don't worry. J no problem. Thanks back!

Queenofdespair216- yes definitely! Very stupid. But hey! Without Sirius…there's no Marauders right?

RawBean- LOL! We think alike. It was no problem! Nice stories though! Yeah I am..but I am never too busy to review a story. ;). I would not say that I'm worth a shot…but I do feel special! lol, thanks!

Who is yelling? Hm…don't know. Tune in for the next episode of….dun dun dunnnn…..NOT YOUR AVERAGE!!! jk jk…I am such a dork.