Disclaimer- J.K. Rowling first wrote Harry Potter on napkins. I am now carrying on with whatever she's said already ON THE WEB! THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAPKINS AND WEB! "Web" is three letters. "Napkins" is seven. Do you SEE the difference?

(To put it simply, I'm trying to say that I DON'T OWN JAMES, LILY, REMUS, SIRIUS ETC. SO IF YOU ASK ME HOW I CAME UP WITH IT, I WILL SEND A HERD OF ANGRY CENTAURS AFTER YOU, YA HEAR? I only own Sandy and Cictus.)

That was one hell of a long disclaimer. Now on with the story.

Chapter 7 – Pink Hair, Knickers, and Girl Troubles

"Really though, Sirius," said Katie after Lily left. "Why are you looking for James."

"Oh I'm not looking for James…James is looking for me."

"What…" asked Katie but she was cut off by a yell down the hall.

"SIRIUS BLOODY BLACK!" yelled a stark raving mad James who strode down the hall and shoved Sirius against the wall. "WHAT in Merlin's name did you DO to MY HAIR????"

"Yes it's quite genius, wouldn't you say? I thought you needed something different, and I daresay the ladies quite like it," winked Sirius at a couple of passing girls.

"Like it? LIKE IT? MY HAIR HAS "I LOVE LILY EVANS" SPRAYED ON IT….IN RED!!!!" And with that, James shoved Sirius again, for his ears were now a bright shade of red, along with his cheeks and his face.

"Now James, you wouldn't commit a murder in front of such beautiful women would you?" asked Sirius with a hint of amusement. "And besides, it brings out your cheeks!" Sirius squeezed James' bright red cheeks and ran down the hall.

"SIRIUS!!!!!!!!" roared James, and went in pursuit of Sirius.

(LILY POV)

"Ooohhh, Sirius is gonna get it!" said Katie with amusement, while Sandy giggled.

"Why? What happened?" I walked from the bathroom, fixing my hair messily.

Katie smirked.

Uhoh. Why do I get the feeling that I DON'T want to hear this?

"James had red writing on his pink hair," grinned Katie.

And your point is… I gave Katie a look which voiced my thoughts exactly.

Katie sighed. "My 'point', you idiot, is that it had 'I love Lily Evans' sprayed on in red."

No. fucking. way. "You CANNOT be serious."

"You're right, she's not. He is." Giggled Sandy, while she pointed at Sirius.

What is up with that joke? "Haha, not funny."

"Sorry."

Sirius ran by with James not too far behind.

"Looking good, Evans," said James in a hurry.

I blushed. I looked down and then…what? Oh. Shit.

"What?" smirked Sandy.

"His. head." I said, slightly annoyed.

"Sirius."

Oh. Sirius. That's it. That's the final bleeding straw.

"SIRIUS BLACK, YOU SON OF A BLUDGER, GET BACK HERE!" I roared, and raced after Sirius.

JAMES POV

That's right James. You tell him. Tell that sodding bastard.

I looked to my right, and saw a red head slowly coming past me.

"Thanks, Potter!"

"Where are you going in a hurry?"

She grinned. "Look at your friend Black one last time, coz he's about to be dog shit."

Uhoh. She did NOT just say DOG shit.

I looked at her again. She winked and raced by.

Dammit. She did. And now that I think of something else…for a girl who's not on the quidditch team, she is fast as hell.

THIRD PERSON

"SIRIUS BLACK!" Lily pulled Sirius by the shoulder and shoved him against the wall.

"Yes, love?" smirked Sirius.

Lily scowled. "You sodding bastard." And she punched him.

James was still running at full speed and stopped in front of Lily and Sirius, just in time to see Sirius receive his new black eye.

James let his jaw drop.

"What in Merlin's name was that for?"

"It was for embarrassing Potter and I."

Sirius rubbed his jaw. "Really? I embarrassed you? Damn, I am good." Sending a cocky smile towards Lily.

Lily, unfazed, smacked him round the face. "Let me just warn you, Sirius Black, that if you EVER write my name in a declaration of love on someone's head again, I shall castrate you personally." And with that, Lily Evans turned on her heel, and walked swiftly away from James and Sirius.

"Well that was interesting." Muttered Sirius.

James' jaw was still hanging. "Not as 'interesting' as you will be unless you take this bloody writing off my head!"

Sirius grinned. "Oh yeah, sorry James." Sirius flicked his wand. "I daresay, you've turned the ladies on quite a bit, Prongs." Said Sirius while winking at a few girls.

James rolled his eyes. "Shutup Sirius."

LILY POV

That Sirius Black. Oh, that Sirius Black. He makes me SO mad sometimes! I just feel like SHOOTING him.

I stopped nearby a wall and kicked it.

OW!!!!

I hopped around on one foot, wincing in pain.

"Lily, are you ok?" asked Remus, amused.

"Shutup Remus." I muttered.

"I'm sorry, didn't quite catch that."

"I'm fine. Dandy. Just peachy, thank you." I said in a false tone that didn't belong to me.

He smirked.

"Alright. If you're sure, then I'll just leave you here." He turned and walked off.

Damn you and that smirk, Remus J. Lupin.

Good. You do that Remus. But I didn't respond. Instead, I tried to hop by myself. I landed up in a heap on the floor.

"Are you sure you're ok?"

I looked up and saw a hand reaching out to me.

"You're not going to leave me alone are you?"

He smirked again. "No."

I sighed, and took his hand. He pulled me up and led me down the hall, supporting me so I didn't tip over.

Damn you and that smirk double, Remus J. Lupin.

As we walked, or hopped in my case, down the hall, I caught sight of Katie.

"Oh shit!"

Remus, puzzled, said, "Is everything ok, Lily?"

"Everything's just fine, if you count the fact that Katie Bell is going to kick my ass as fine."

"Oh?" he said with a hint of…amusement?

"Why would she kick your ass?"

Coz she's madly in love with YOU, you son of a bludger!

"Coz she has a problem with the Marauders and doesn't like them at all."

"Oh, like you don't like the Marauders at all?"

I sent him what I call THE LOOK, which you can also classify as a dangerous glare, signifying the fact that I'm rather irritated.

"I'll take that as a yes."

I rolled my eyes, and pulled away from him.

He didn't stop me.

So I tried by myself.

You can do this, Lily, come on.

I took a hop.

There ya go! Now try again.

I took another hop.

You're doing good, Lily!

I took another hop.

Alright, let's go for two in a row!

One.

Two.

I buckled and fell.

"Gotcha."

He smirked at me again.

Damn you and that bleeding smirk TRIPLE, Remus J. Lupin.

He carried me down the hall.

"REMUS J. LUPIN, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" I screamed. "PUT ME DOWN!"

He smiled. "No."

'No'? Oh, it's on NOW, Lupin! You are gonna wish you never messed with me!

"Fine."

And then I pantsed him.

"LILY! WHAT THE HELL????"

He dropped me, and I hit the floor, getting a not-so-nice-unless-you-were-Katie view of Remus' knickers.

I got up in record time, and hopped over to Sandy and Katie who were looking out of breath and pissed off.

"I'll explain later, but let's just get to the dormitory."

"Good, coz you got LOTS of explaining to do. Like, for example, WHY YOU WERE IN REMUS LUPIN'S ARMS?" Katie yelled at the top of her lungs.

Sandy pulled me, and put her hand over Katie's mouth to shut her up.

"Move along, folks, nothing to see here! Hehe, nope, nothin!" said an embarrassed Sandy.

"Hinkydunks."

"Very good dear!" said the Fat Lady, approvingly.

"LILY!"

I turned around to see Remus with his pants ON, attempting to run up a staircase full of students, with James and Sirius not so far behind.

"Oh shit, run!" I said.

So we ran. Sandy like hell. Katie pissed off. And me, running as fast as my injured foot would allow me.

We ran up the staircase, and locked our dormitory door. We then shut all the windows, and the bathroom window as a precaution.

"Lily, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BETWEEN YOU AND REMUS!" screamed Katie.

"KATIE SHUTUP AND LISTEN, LILY'S GONNA EXPLAIN!"

We both looked at Sandy in awe. My Sandy. My ickle Sanders was yelling. At me and Katie. Now I've seen it all.

"Sorry."

I recovered as fast as I could from the shock, and explained everything, from me slapping Sirius, to kicking the wall, to Remus' smirk and my LOOK, to pantsing him, to now.

"My god!" said Katie. "I am SO sorry for yelling at you like that! I have such a big respect for you now!"

"Of course you do! Now get me some ice."

"Accio Ice."

An ice block came zooming out of nowhere. I wrapped it in a paper towel and put it on my foot.

"Ah. Much better."

Katie grinned. "Now if you'll excuse me, I have some serious Remus butt to kick."

"You're joking. YOU! Kick REMUS' BUTT!"

"Yeah! You think I'd miss a chance to get a good look at his fine arse!"

I snorted. 'Fine arse' my arse.

Katie left.

"Oh we have to see this. You coming?"

I hopped over to the door. "Are you kidding? Katie killing Remus? I wouldn't miss it."

COMMON ROOM

"Did you SEE that?"

"If you mean your knickers, yeah I saw them about half a mile away." Said James. Sirius sniggered.

Remus threw a pillow at James. "Shutup."

Sirius stopped sniggering. "Uhoh."

"What?"

"I'd start running if I were you mate, 'coz it looks like your girl troubles have just begun."

"I don't have girl troubles Padfoot. And besides, why should I begin to run?"

"Because Katie Bell's on her way over, and she looks mighty pissed at you."

Remus turned. "Oh."

"REMUS J. LUPIN, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PICKING ON LILY LIKE THAT?"

"Katie, I never picked on her." Remus said calmly.

Katie remained oblivious to Remus' point of view, and continued. "Poor Lily was CRYING when she came upstairs. CRYING, Remus, CRYING! That is the rudest thing I have EVER seen in my life. Making a GIRL cry! I never! I thought YOU would have better sense than to sink so low to make a girl cry!"

"Katie, Lily wasn't crying."

"Really? Then why is she crying now?" Katie pointed to Lily.

"Lily," hissed Sandy, "cry!"

Lily began to sob uncontrollably.

Katie rushed to Lily's side. "Shhh, it's ok. Remus is just a big, mean, bully."

"Yeah Lily, don't listen to that overgrown, conceited, self-absorbed prick." Said Sandy, as she patted Lily's shoulders.

"But it wasn't fair! I..I..I was just sitting there, and then he starts YELLING at me…for NO good reason!" bawled Lily.

At this point, all the other girls in the common room, came to Lily's side.

"Oh Lily," said one girl, Patricia Harper. "Don't listen to Remus. He's just mean, so don't listen to him."

Lily sniffled. "Really?"

"Really." Said another girl, Caroline Davis. "Come have ice cream with us. It'll make you feel better if you talk about it."

Lily stopped crying, and said, sadly, "Thanks guys."

"Yeah, come on Lily, you don't need him." Said Sandy softly.

Lily got up slowly. "OK, but I'd just like to talk to Katie and Sandy alone first."

Caroline nodded. "It's ok, we understand Lily, but anytime you need us, we're here."

Lily smiled a little, in appreciation. "Katie, will you come too?"

Katie smiled gently. "Yes, I just have some…" she looked in Remus' direction. "'unfinished business' to attend to."

Lily nodded, and all the girls walked towards their dorm.

"Remus I hope you realize the damage you've inflicted upon Lily. And I just want to know: what did she EVER do to you? Nothing. Think about it Remus." And Katie walked up the stairs with a sniffling Lily.

"Yeah she did nothing. Nothing except expose my knickers to half of Hogwarts," muttered Remus, loud enough for only James and Sirius to hear.

They started cracking up.

"You know, Evans is a pretty good actress." Said James.

"Tell me about it." Said Remus, who pulled out a chocolate frog, and ate it.

"Alright, I'll tell you about it!" said Sirius, who had been waiting for the chance to annoy Remus. "First, Lily, pantsed you, and then she…"

James roared with laughter as Sirius counted off the things Lily had done on his fingers.

"Shutup Padfoot." Said Remus, swallowing his chocolate frog.

GRYFFINDOR GIRLS 5th YEAR DORMITORY

"Haha! DID YOU SEE THAT!" roared Sandy.

"Yeah I know! And the EXPRESSION on REMUS' FACE! HA! That was priceless!" laughed Lily.

Katie giggled. "Lily, you were great at acting!"

Lily stood up and mock bowed. "Thank you, thank you! I'm here till Sunday."

The three of them laughed again.

"At least I got a picture." Said Katie.

"YOU DID!" said Sandy excitedly. "SHOW US!"

Katie pulled it out, and grinned.

Lily pulled a pillow and tried to stifle the laughter coming out. "Katie, for my birthday, I want that picture, FRAMED."

"You got it!" winked Katie. "And now, I say we celebrate, by going off for another round of onthewaytotheschoolkitchensweshouldactagainandsaythatwe'recomfortinglilybutinsteadwe'repiggingoutonicecream. All in favor, say 'Aye'."

"Aye." Said Sandy raising her hand.

"Aye Aye, Captain!" said Lily, as she saluted Katie.

"Now that's what I like to hear!" said Katie as Lily and Sandy giggled.

Whew! That was a lot! Sorry this took so long. However, I'm sorta disappointed that I only got 3 reviews. L . Sorry if I haven't been writing as well as I should've. Anyhoos, if you want to be emailed about updates, just say that in your review, and I'll add you to an email list! So basically, whenever I update, you'll get mail!

Next chapter; the aftermath of their prank on Remus.

Oh and just for the record:

Lily/James (they don't know it yet)

Sandy/Sirius (so far, only Sandy likes him)

Katie/Remus (once again only Katie)

Responses to reviews:

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Well this was definitely my longest chapter so far: 12 pages! If I get lots of reviews, I'll update in say, a week or so! 10 is all I'm asking!