WARNING: THIS IS A CRACK CHAPTER. A JOKE. (Don't take it seriously.)
The Almightyy Bucket
...OOO...
Kikyo took up the soul...but she knew she couldn't do anything with it but give it back to Kagome, so she walked on over. Unfortunately some careless demon or other (coughKannacough) had left a bucket lying around. Kikyo tripped on the bucket and fell forward...
"KIKYO!" Inuyasha screamed and lunged for her. He forgot he had been holding on to Kagome and acciddently threw her over the side of the mountain. She became the first victim of the bucket.
Inuyasha tackled Kikyo but he underestimated himself and dove a little too hard and also fell out the side of the mountain taking Kikyo with him.
"Oh, crap! Kikyo, I'm so sorry!" he apologized as they plummeted to certain doom.
"Nah," she replied. "I was kinda getting sick of all the drama that comes with being alive anyway." And so she gladly went back to the underworld, but this time Inuyasha was with her so what did it matter? They were the second and third victim of the bucket.
The fallout of Kikyo's second death made Naraku insane with sadness and madness that he'd now never have her, so he killed himself. How? I don't know, but he managed- he's resourceful like that.
So all that was left on the mountain was Sesshomaru... He was going to go leap down and save Kikyo and Inuyasha (Kagome already hit the ground- so she was beyond hope) when he tripped on the bucket and went fumbling down-
Sesshomaru (glaring at the sky): I AM NOT GOING TO DIE BY TRIPPING ON A DAMN BUCKET!
Oh yes you are! I AM THE AUTHOR! I AM GOD! MWAHA HA HA HA (much more evil cackling) NOW TRIP ON THE DAMN BUCKET BEFORE I FRY YOU WITH A LIGHTENING BOLT THEN BOMBARD YOU WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!
Sesshomaru: DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE!
Pft... You wouldn't dare!
Sesshomaru draws his Tokijen and makes angry gestures to the sky.
I SAID TRIP ON THE DAMN BUCKET!
And suddenly the bucket was hurled at one Sesshomaru's head.
(Ha, and he thought he was so tough...)
Meanwhile, the bucket bounced off of his head, soared through the sky and ricocheted off of Kagura and Kanna. Unable to control her power with the sudden distraction, Kagura lost control and slammed into a convenient cliff side. And thus were they killed.
But the bucket was not satisfied. It fell to the earth, faster and faster as it descended and finally KABOOM! The force of its fall caused it to shoot straight through the earth's core, unbalancing everything and bringing about general chaos and the apocalypse of the world.
The end.