Okay, i know this is a kinda short chapter, but i felt i should update soon. this or nothing, after all. Besides, i had serious technical difficulties where i needed to call some internet help guy to teach me how to post this chapter. Anyway, i have the next few chapters all ready, so as long as i get enough reviews... lets say... 6, until i post the next. So, you want more chapters, you review more.

"Hello?" he asked.
"Artemis Fowl, you are summoned to LEP headquarters. Should you refuse, we will need to use force. A Recon officer is waiting for you outside shielded. He'll recognize you."

"I am guessing that this is Sool. If so, I want to know why I am needed in Haven." said artemis.

"Im asking the questions here, and I dont care what you want to know. You're coming or else. Now move it." Artemis thought for a moment. What was the harm in going to Haven? He was actually beginning to miss it.

"Very well then." Artemis went outside, and a fairy appeared in front of him.

"Hello Artemis. Now, just do everything I tell you to, alright?" said the smooth,
dreamy voice. Artemis eyes got glazed over.

"Good..."

How was it possible? Artemis was a friend to the People. Not the best friend in the world, but certainly not enemies. Besides, Artemis would never do the same thing twice. It was unheard of. Foaly munched on a carrot, deep in thought. He only knew of one fairy who knew Artemis, and she wasnt in the LEP anymore. Foaly looked around. No one was watching. They were all too busy discussing the case. Foaly quietly picked up the phone and dialed our favorite red-headed elfs number. (A/N how am I doing with this? Plz give constructive critizism. I dont mind it I LOVE IT! hehehehehehehehehe. JP)

"Whatcha got Mulch?" Holly was swamped. Too many cases, and none ofthem were getting solved. She hadn't heard from Artemis in awhile, but the only thing she really needed was the LEP. She was barely able to get a gun, and Mulch couldnt get any equipment with his past police record. And she could never go to the surface, which was killing her. She needed to fly, and see the real sky! But...it was the right choice, leaving the LEP. After all, how could she possibly try to work for the people who accused her of murdering Julius. She couldn't work with them. Never. Right?

"Not much, Holly. This guy just vanished. Plain and simple. Friends, family, none of them have a clue where he is or where he might be." Holly rubbed her temples.
How could she help the People if she couldnt even crack these mediocre cases? At that moment, her cell phone went off.

"Hello? Holly and Mulch, PI, how can I help-"

" Holly!" yelled a familiar voice.

"Foaly! Whats the matter?" Holly asked worriedly. Foaly rarely called. In fact,
Holly didnt think he was even allowed to.

"Its Fowl. Sool thinks hes kidnapped Grub Kelp! They just sent a Recon officer to bring him down to Haven! I'm not supposed to be telling you this, but I do think that the LEP might ask for your help, if Sool stops being such a-"

"Grubs been kidnapped?" Holly asked.

"Yes. We have his signal, but we havent sent Recon yet. Right now, hes traveling in America."

"Alright, well I'll get ready in case they do ask for help. Call me back soon." Holly hung up with a strange feeling in her stomach. She had a feeling that this was the start of another adventure.

Molly looked out the window and saw Artemis walking away. She hadn't expected him to stay of course. Did he really think she was that stupid? Quickly, she pulled on a coat over her jeans and tight fitting green tee-shirt. It was chilly out, after all, being September. She opened her door leading outside and started walking toward him.

"Artemis! Stop! Where are you going?" she yelled at him. He kept walking. She ran over. "Artemis, you are not allowed to leave the school without a parent!" she told him angrilly.

"Act normally, Artemis. Tell her that you have urgent business to attend to." whispered the fairy in Artemis' ear.

"I have urgent business to attend to." Artemis said.Molly put her hands on her hips.

"If its so urgent, then why walk? I know for a fact that your butler can get here in less than 2 minutes tops." If Artemis hadnt been under the mesmer, he would have been quite surprised that she knew this. However, control over his mind was long gone. Molly scowled. She had been hoping to get him with that. He was supposed to become curious if she was spying on him. He certainly had the best poker face she had ever seen.

"He is out sick. Me and a few people are going somewhere, and it is quite important. I do not need you interfering." Molly looked surprised, and somewhat puzzled.

"Artemis... you... are a genius, yes?" she asked.

"Of course. Why would you think differently."

"Well, you just made a very juvenille grammatical error that I would not have expected from anyone older than a sixth grader." she retorted.

"I didnt make a grammatical error." Bob (fairy's name, couldn't think of something better) mumbled, causing Artemis to say it as well. Molly scoffed.

"Are you telling me that you have never learned the correct placement of the words I and me?" she asked incredously. Now Bob was getting angry. He was certainly not the best student in the world. To tell the truth, he was actually pretty dumb, and hated when people reminded him of this by correcting him.

"Listen up, Mudgirl, I really need to get this Mudboy- I mean, I really need to leave now, and I dont want to be late. Just leave us- me- alone! I don't care whether or not you tell the Headmaster about this!" Molly slitted her eyes. She wouldnt really be telling the Headmaster. If there was one thing Molly Little would never be, it was a rat.

"Artemis, I am not allowed to let you leave without a parent or guardian. I do not want to get sacked on my first day!" she said, now truly ticked off.

"I dont give a d'arvit what the d'arvit you can or cant do. I just want to get this- I mean, I just need to get going!" yelled Artemis angrilly. Molly made a mental note that Artemis had emotional outbursts. Then something struck her.

"Darvit, what does that mean?" she asked curiously. The fairy blushed. She had no idea what she was saying. It was actually quite funny. (A/N I trust you all know what darvit means. LoL)

"It's a...foreign language." Artemis said. "You wouldnt know it."Molly put her hands on her hips.

"Artemis, I am fluent in all languages of the world. I think I would know if it were a foreign language."

"Its... uh... a dirty word. Slang, you know. You wouldnt know them, now would you?" Molly actually smirked.

"Just because I havent used them near you doesnt mean I dont know and sometimes use them." she said. Artemis took his last option. He raised a fist and hissed in a menacing voice,

"Leave or I'll make you." Molly laughed.

"I could take you anytime I wanted." Bob sighed. It appeared this wasnt going to go quite as smoothly as he had wished.

Yes, yes, very short. How did you like it, though? anyway, review and tell me. Next chapter is going to be very cool. Stick around! LoL (i can't believe i actually said that)