hey! I've decided to get a few more chapters of this story up first! And oh my god! I went to read this and was just amazed at how many spelling mistakes there were! Geeeze, next time I'll have to re-reread the story before posting it. also I noticed that I put letters in opposite order sorry for that too, it is one of many of my horrible habits.

Thanks to:

purpledemon

Invader Johnny

Meeshkit

ok yeah, thats all I wanted to say.

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chapter three!

The court room grew still as Zim and I were escorted in by about twelve armed guards. We took our seats as Zim's leaders entered. The Irken judge begain to speak.

"Ex-invader Zim, and human-"

"Gaz" I huffed loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Yes Gaz, speaking out of place will be added to your charges. As I was saying, Zim this court finds you guilty of the following charges; Single handedly ruining operation Impending Doom One, Destroying Irk, Causing blackouts for nearly all planets you have set foot on, hijacking the Massive, being in relations with enemy species and for the human girl; Being in relation with an Irken, being an enemy species, threatening the Tallests and speaking out of place." the judge finished, giving me time to talk I spoke as loud and clear and nicely as I could, which was harder for me to do, I had never been nice before but I could make an acception here, I didn't want to worsen the charges.

"Exscuse me but I don't recall being in court before this and how are we found guilty if there is no jury besides your selves. two, You are not my leaders and I do not have to ask your permission to speak, and thirdly I would never be in relations with Zim, I hate his whiney Irken guts." I think that might have been the longest, niceist speech I had ever made. The words sounded horrible coming out of my mouth and tasted even worse.

"Since you are inferior I refuse to answer you questions. My Tallests have you decided how they shall be reeased?" they pondered the question a moment.

"They both shall be released on planet Dirt, where we will get some of the galaxies most horrible inhabitance to brutaly hunt them down, and kill them."(Harsh, quick and to the point!) Purple said with a smle. I stood up to say... something horrible to them but something fastened itself around my mouth.

"Hey whats going on?" Zim asked as they started to cuff his hands behind his back. I watched as a guard came and cuffed my hands too, but not without some fight first. The minuet he was done I turned around and kicked as hard as I could. Somehow I missed the guard and got Zim pretty good.

"That is the third time this Pitiful human has tried to-" I laughed as a guard jamed something over Zims mouth to shut him up.

I fought with all I could as they dragged us down the hall back to our pitiful exscuse for a prison cell. When we got there, there was a metal bar in the floor, well that was new. I was dragged into the room and recuffed to the bar. So now I was sitting on the cold floor. They took Zim and did the same so now we were back to back.

The guard reached twards me and I flinched hitting my head against the bar, causing my ears to ring and an explosien of pain on the back of my head.well that was smart. I thought. He reached forward and uncliped the devise on my mouth and did the same for Zim. As the guard left the room Zim screached

"This is all your fault Gaz-human!"

"And how is it my fault?" he was about to say one of his stupidly smart comebacks before I stoped him in mid thought."Zim Since we have to be stuck here for a while you'd better shut up before I make you suffer horribly."

"Errr...you dare tell ZIM TO SHUT UP!" over my shoulder I shot him a glare. "Geh! Get your flutery filthy hair away from me! It itches." Just then a though hit me. I had a bobypin in my hair! Boy was I stupid for not thinking of this before. I tipped my head and shook it slightly until I heard a little metal ding on the floor.

I bent myself and fought with the cuffs. They didn't have a lock but were computerized, meaning wires, which the bobypin could easily break. After about five minuets I heard a small click, and my wrists came free. Turning around I started to undo Zims too.

"Earth creture I think you have changed." Zim said eyeing me up and down."Not just you hair... but your personality."

"I have not! And if you say one more thing I'm gonna leave you here to rot." It was hard to accept but on the inside I knew I had.

"You and your horrible brother the same."

I was curious to what he ment, but I'd never admit it, especialy not out loud."Leaving you to rot."

"Leaving me to rot! YES! That horrible filthy pig-weasle-pig!"(hehehe) The lock clicked and he stood up still shouting "Horrible squirmy Dib! SQUIRMY!"

"Zim, shut up." I shook my head, as I walked to the door.

Five minuets later...

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We were running through the halls of the Massive, I don't know how but we tripped an alarm, and now we're hidding from the guards. Which might I add, are armed with lasers and weopons of death and mass destruction! While we on the other hand have nothing.

I guess it must have been night or something cause the halls were dark and all the lights were off. Though how anyone could say it was night or day I don't know.

Zim runs quick... to quick I know this because I have P.E. with him... not that I do P.E... but I have it with him all the same. And I know that I am not a runner, so I soon fell behind, all the while hearing the footsteps of the guards growing nearer and nearer behind me. I felt sombody grab my hand and pull me foreward, It was dark but I knew it was Zim. The next thing I knew I was being shoved into a very small space in between the wall pannels. Somehow Zim mannaged to squeeze himself in too. We were too close, our faces almost touching, I could feel his breath, and see the red of his eyes faintly. I think I was stairing at him, I couldn't help it weird feelings, some I have never even had before, were taking over my insides, I felt a small blush creep it's way across my face.

After catching his breath Zim spoke very softly I almost couldn't hear him.

"There are four guards behind us and two coming from the other direction, we have to wait here until they pass." I nodded, though now I was feeling awkward he was stairing back at me.

We both held our breath as we heard the footsteps of the guards go by. We waited a few minuets and pushed our way out of the tiny space. The minuet we got out fifty or so guards surrounded us. Bottom line WE WERE CAUGHT!

Days later...

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I was on the brink of dieing, from starvation and a severe beating we had gotten due to our failed escape. And now we were being released on diffrent sides of a junk ball planet called Dirt! My God my life sucks! I stood there as the giant door opened and light streamed in. It was bright, I was used to dark, so it burned my eyes. The guards stepped away from me and the Tallests steped forward.

"You have thirty seconds...go." I started to run as best I could but I was incredibly week, and fell. I turned around as I got up and looked at Zim.

"You have ten seconds!" I heard someone shout from the Massive "Five...four...three...two...one!" The gates of a bunch of huge cages lifted, I decided not to stick around to find out what was in them. Running as fast as I could around piles and piles of junk, I suddenly came to a cliff, this was only supposed to happen in movies! You never came to sudden cliffes in real life! But this was real, it was no movie. Looking down I noticed there was a river of some sort down below. It was really all very strange, I heard the creatures behind me, hear them breath in and out. Shivers went down my spine as I realized there was only one thing to do...jump. And I did. After that everything went pitch black.

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Well what do you think? hmmm.. sorta a cliffy, huh? and It is starting to get a little OOC but I can't keep Gaz IC andhave ZAGR so... .Well I think ya all know the routine right? REVIEW! And make me feel all special!

-Invader Chick (oh and please don't bash me for every little spelling and or grammar mistake. than-x)

-Cows are my friends.