Title: How the flames of hell dance
By: InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha
Dear Readers,
I am going to warn you in advance…after updating this chapter I'm changing my pen name from InsaneOtakuNekoSamantha to FallenArchAngel47…shut up Alicia I know you're laughing at me! Stop laughing at me! She's laughing at me mommy!…Hi…shifty eyes…yes…anyway…Man I can't believe I have 103 reviews…sniffle I fell so loved…Ah yes…and if you all like Yu Yu hakusho…which…I assume you do since you read this fanfic…but umm…I can 2 other YYH fanfics that have little reviews…Crimson eyes and A second chance…just telling you…you all don't have to if you don't want to…and feel free to check out any others if you want.
Dear NewPort,
Yes…I know…how sad…wow I didn't cry while writing it…yay….and okay…I'll take that into accord next time there's a serious moment and a fight….you must eat sour skittles…and I am writing more…and I read your stories! But you don't update for meeeee! I want more of Jurassic Paaaaaaaark!…Wahhhhhhh…I'm okay…shifty eyes…yeah…anyway…
Peace home dawg,
Samantha.
Dear Neko-Koorime,
Blade-…Yeah…right…
Sam- why would I leave off with her dead? She's not dead…yet. Shifty eyes
Sam's evil self- Oh get over it already. It was sissy…and Alicia gave you a response to your complaining about it in one of her reviews….
Sincerely,
Samantha…
Blade…
Evil Samantha…
I DO NOT HAVE SPLIT PERSONALITIES HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT! shifty eyes
Dear DuZen Broken DreamZ,
I'm already halfway into the first quarter…I got an F, a B, a D, and a B+…. sad ain't it? I got it on my interim…and yes blade has lost his edge…anyway…yeah…I know…blade is dead. Poor him.
Sincerely,
Samantha.
Dear Baka Hanyou Rahvin,
Yes I know…poor Isis. Updating ASAP…
Dear Yuki Amida,
Yes…homework does make you have a life…which I do not like….grrrrrr…I don't waaaaaaaaant a liiiiiiiiife! I just wanna sit. Hang with my friends. Talk online. Write. And chat on the phone. But noooooooooooooooo life can't be that easy…oh well…
Peace,
Samantha
Note to readers: This chapter was not made to make fun of mythology…I just need humor in it..ehhh……also…I wrote this during school…in geometry…shifty eyes …I can't believe I got a 94 on a geometry test…
Disclaimer: The legs on the author go run and run…run and run, run and run…the legs on the author go run run run…all throughout chasing the person that stole there story whom was not me because I don't own it so there….
Chapter 29
"C-come on Blade…you can't die…no…please…Blade…" Isis pleaded as a river of tears cascaded down her pale cheeks. Hiei held Yami silently, watching her to make sure she took a breath every second. Alicia walked over to Isis, and for the possibly first time ever, had a serious expression on. "His soul went to Tartarus…(Tartarus was what the Romans believed as hell…for those of you that do not understand…)…there's only one way to get him back and you may not like it…" Alicia spoke. "I'll do anything, please just tell me!" she pleaded. "You'll have to go to the underworld, but first you must gain the blessings and granted the right into the underworld from the gods and goddesses themselves…only that of roman though…mind you, this can be tricky…" Alicia spoke. (Yes Roman gods….Whoo hoo! Go Latin!)
"How are you blessed and granted entrance?" She asked wiping a few of her tears away. "They will either give it to you, they may test you to see if you are worthy, test you to see if you truly love him, they may give you tasks you must complete, ask favors of you, and other suck things to see if you will be able to do this thing…you must have the courage…and the heart to do this. The hardest to persuade may be Pluto (Hades) and Juno (Hera). No offense to her…. but man she really can be a bitch…and Jupiter…well…. he may want to "bed" you…you know like have sex with you or something…man that guy is like a pimp…he has over 10 children and only like…2 with his actual wife…the rest are with different women or his own sisters…man that's just wrong but that's just me…and Pluto…who knows what he'll do…" (I don't know if there's any of you that believe in the Disney version of the Olympians…but Disney completely took the true gods and goddesses and made it complete BS. None of it is true. Hercules was not a child of Jupiter and Juno, it was Jupiter and Aramedes or something like that…and he tricked her into having the kid by pretending to be her husband…anyway…I'll shut up now…shifty eyes…) Alicia spoke. A lightning bolt struck the ground near her. "Eh…sorry Miss Juno and Sir Jupiter…sir…" she spoke. Yami's breathing stopped again. "Yami! Please…come on…you can't do this to me!" Hiei yelled at her lifeless body. "It isn't her." Alicia sighed sadly. "Pluto's been wanting her soul for some time now…" Alicia spoke.
"You aren't saying I have to do the same as Isis and sneak into the underworld, are you?" Hiei asked. "I am…" Alicia sighed. "Unless you don't want her back…" she said with a small sly look. "I do!" Hiei shouted. "Ha! I was right!" Alicia yelled pointing at Hiei. "You DO like her!" she said in triumph. "And if you tell her, I'll split you from navel to nose!" Hiei growled. (That line has is courtesy of Alicia…there I gave credit, happy?) Hiei sighed looking at Yami's lifeless body, he brushed a strand of hair gently behind her ear.
"I'm going too." Isis said staring down at Blade's pale and lifeless face. She whispered into his ear "I'll get you back…no matter what the cost…I swear I will Blade.." she kissed his forehead lightly and lay his body gently on the grass. "One at a time though" Alicia spoke. "And since Blade kicked the bucket first, Isis goes first." Alicia continued. Isis stood up, her hands clenched in small fists, she walked up to Alicia. "Can you take me to the place of the gods?" she asked. "Okay…" she said, she clapped her hands together and slammed them on the floor, as if she were doing Alchemy. Nothing happened. "What the hell was that for!" Kuwabara asked. "…Eh…I felt like doing something cool for once…" Alicia spoke. Everyone fell back except Isis and Hiei who stood there looking serious. "Take me there." Isis demanded again. She gave a fierce look at Alicia. "Okay…but…ummm…I can't do that…" she spoke. "Why the hell not!" Hiei snapped. "You would have to go to the temple of Jupiter, and ask for entrance into Olympus…" Alicia spoke. Isis nodded, and went on her way from Makai.
2 days later
Isis made her way to one of the oldest monuments in Rome. Only it's feet remained, but it once had been the temple of Jupiter. She kneeled down before it. "Jupiter….I beg of you…please….allow me entrance to Olympus so I may be blessed by each god or goddess…and granted entrance so that I may enter the underworld." She whispered sadly. "I beg of you…please…" she continued choking on her tears a bit. "Very well." Came Jupiter's voice. She looked up at the statue; it had looked as if it were just fixed, all the pieces back in place. "But…you must do something for me first…" spoke Jupiter. The "statue" spoke to her. "Anything sir…" Isis spoke. "First…you must rebuild my statue by yourself…then……………………………………………………
………………………..You must tell Anubis it's about damn time he returned my movies. He's our neighbors by the way…and watch out…he might decide to eat you…" He spoke. Isis blinked, but didn't question further.
She nodded A huge block of marble, about the size of the "fake" Jupiter "Statue" appeared. "Chisel my statue from this…" he spoke, and with that, the old statue moved aside as the marble block was placed on the spot. A ladder appeared, which Isis climbed and began to chisel away with a chisel and hammer that had also appeared for her to use. She sighed, beginning the toiling work.
End chapter 29
I wrote more in my notebook…but my fingers hurt from typing…soy…I'll update tomorrow!