Disclaimer- I don't own Oliver Wood. I don't own Katie Bell. I sure as hell don't own their relationship. I don't own…you know the rest.

Chapter 5- Angels and Devils

I walked over to the door of the Gryffindor Quidditch Captain's office, and flung the door open. What I saw, let's just say, wasn't expected.

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OLIVER POV

Flint. Marcus Flint. Was lying down on his back. In the Gryffindor locker rooms. What the bloody devil was he doing here? God knows I'll beat his ass in for even SETTING FOOT into our locker rooms.

"Flint." I snarled. "Get up."

He didn't move.

"Flint. Move your lazy ass."

Nothing.

"GODDAMMIT YOU ASSHOLE GET THE HELL UP!" I screamed.

Nada.

Yes he is an idiot, but damn can that boy sleep. And that's when it hit me. He wasn't sleeping. He was out cold.

I put my finger to check if he had a pulse. Oh yeah. One hell of a pulse. So what to do when you have the Slytherin captain in your locker room?

Leave him there. Said Pablo. Pablo is my devil side.

Damn right I am.

GO AWAY PABLO!

Make me.

Grrr…

Pablo, leave him alone. Said Isadora. She's my angel side.

And one hell of a nuisance. Pablo! Bite me, you angel goody two shoes. You and your damn wings. I just wanna clip those off sometimes. Pablo… Oh Jesus Christ. DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!!

Now you have done it Pablo.

I MEAN INSULTING ME IS ONE THING! BUT WHEN YOU INSULT MY BOY JESUS, YOU ARE IN FOR IT!

What you gonna do angel ass? Send god after me?(A/N yes and God shall punish thee for making fun of him. I'm not kidding. This isn't a joke. You are about to see devil teriyaki.)

Why you little… OW!

HAHA PABLO GOT HIS ASS KICKED BY GOD!

What the…. You deserved it!

I chuckled. Ah, Isadora and her humor. Gotta love it.

Thank you.

You know, for a minute I thought I was alone.

Yeah well you got another thing coming pretty boy.

WHO YOU CALLING A PRETTY BOY???

You.

I AM A SCOTTISH QUIDDITCH BOY..NOT A PRETTY BOY.

Yeah yeah, go screw your girlfriend Kathryn over.

Who the hell is Kathryn?

You know. The blondish, brown haired one. Whats her name. Kathryn, Kate, Kelly, Katie.

I blushed scarlet. KATIE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND.

But you wish she was.

I DO NOT! KATIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING. SHE ALWAYS HAS A STICK UP HER ASS ABOUT SOMETHING.

So do you. Another thing you have in common.

ARGHHH!!! GO AWAY!

There's no use arguing. You know I'm right.

Oh shutup.

I still contemplated what to do with Flint. Mixed thoughts swirled through my head: what the ups and the downs were. And that's when it hit me. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE ANGELS AND DEVILS OVER ME??? THEY MAKE IT SO DAMN COMPLICATED!!!

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A/N You got that straight you sexy Scotsman. BTW, Isadora and Pablo are real characters. They are my angel and devil sadly enough. Suck it up and move on, you Irish obsessed wuss.

Shutup and get the hell away from me you ass.

Anyhoos…no one heard that. (twiddles thumbs) On to the fabulous reviewers!!

Carav- OK! Thanks so much! Yes it keeps you guessing but PABLO KEPT BOTHERING ME!! Damn straight and don't forget it.

LightningCleave- Yes that sodding bastard did. Thanks though! Glad you liked it! LOL! I hope they beat him up enough for one chapter. Naw, never mind.

Potter-mad1- OMG! NO! ANYTHING BUT FLINT!! AH!!!! Thanks so much!

Creepy Susie- Thanks! Really? Well what a coincydink!

DayDreamer743- Wow! That's a first! Thanks so much!

Kathy- Thanks! You are too damn smart! He was going to steal her clothes but thank god for Fred and George eh? Or should I say, Gred and Forge…

MadMadamMim- Thanks. Yeah I know. It creeped me out and I'm the one writing this story. (shivers) Oh that sucks. L But update soon! I'm looking forward to your update!

Thanks to all who reviewed! NOW THE REST OF YALL, GET UP OFF YOUR ASSES AND REVIEW! Or…OR PABLO WILL NEVER SHUTUP!

Hehehe…

AH!!!!! I AM DOOMED! SAVE ME PLEASE!!!