Risika's Hospital For Aged Women
Buffy's Diary:
July 4, 2004 11:00 PM: Today, I had a really good day again. Once more, I met Elizabeth at her coffee shop for breakfast, and she took me around town again. She's really nice, but she sure does hang out with some odd people. Oh well, look at me! And I'm sure doing well with such wierdos as friends!
Anyway, being the wonderful person that I am, I asked Elizabeth what I could do to repay her. She thought for a moment, and then smiled. "Actually, there is just one thing. My favorite charity is holding a blood drive nearby. I gave only a few days ago, so would you mind giving some blood?" Naturally, I told her yes.
So, after breakfast, we walked over to a big building. It had a sign saying "Whole Earth" on the front, and Elizabeth said that it was a clinic for those people suffering from addictions, as well as a community hang out. It didn't make much sense to me how those two things could go together, but oh well.
So, we went inside, and there was a big assortment of younger people walking around. In the center of the floor were several armchairs set up for the people getting their blood drawn. Many of the people were either drawing blood or getting it drawn, and some running around with bags of blood. Seemed pretty disorganized to me, but it seemed to work for them.
I asked Elizabeth who the people taking the blood were, because few of them were old enough to be doctors, and none were dressed in medical garb. All laughed and joked with their patients. She said that they were med students. All became clear.
We walked over to one of the chairs, where an older teen smiled at us. "Hi! I'm Caryn. I don't recognize you. What's your name?"
I liked the other girl immediately. "Hi! I'm Buffy Summers. This is Elizabeth. She told me that her favorite charity was holding a blood drive today."
She frowned a bit. "And which charity would that be, um, Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth grinned. "Risika's Hospital for Aged Women of course!"
Caryn smiled again. "Oh! I didn't realize that they were accepting already. I'm glad to hear it. Very glad."
Elizabeth smiled. "They don't get much of a demand for frozen blood, but I heard they need it today. It can be shipped to the Hospital on ice." Something seemed odd about the way the exchange was going, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Caryn nodded, and seemed not as happy for some reason. Then she cheered up again. "Okay then, Buffy! Just sit here and I'll attend to you myself." I sat down in the chair, which was quite comfortable, and waited.
Finally, she was done preparing the needle, and I did not shriek when it went into my arm. I also did not yell when she took it out. Anyway, it was finally done, and a whole bag was filled with my blood. Caryn bandaged up my arm, and sent me to the snacks table. You know, if it weren't for the snacks, I don't think I'd ever give blood. But, there are snacks, and these ones were especially good. For such a small place, they sure can afford good snacks!
After that, we walked around town again and Elizabeth showed me some houses that were around since the founding of the city, hers included. We didn't stop for lunch, though I'd wanted to. I didn't say anything, though, and neither did she. I guess she keeps her shape by not eating. I, however, have been blessed with a body that stays perfect no matter what I eat or do to it.
That night we split up for dinner again. I bet I know why Elizabeth doesn't want to have dinner with me! She's probably some fanatic like a veegan or something, and doesn't want to go somewhere that serves meat. Yes, that must be it. I, for one, was perfectly happy to dig into a steak and a nice big brownie a la mode.
After dinner, I met Elizabeth once more to go to that nightclub again. I was happy, because now that I knew it was perfectly safe, I'd have a much better time. I think I must've been in the sun too much that day to have thought that Aubrey was a vampire.
Again, I fell asleep on the way, and before I knew it, we were there. It really does have a great atmosphere. I wonder why the mirror is broken. I wish they'd fix it. I think it would look so much better that way. But no body listens to Buffy. Oh no. We wouldn't want to make things better.
So anyway, we went to the nightclub again, which I now know is called Las Noches. Once more, we met Aubrey and Jess. I do not know why I was so afraid of Aubrey, because now that I take a close look at him, he is GORGEOUS! Lucky I'm not at home, because there, it seems as though the only hot guys are vamps. I decided then and there that I would push Jess out of the way.
That didn't seem as though it was going to be hard. I mean, she's a writer of vampire books. How lame is that! If you actually knew anything about vamps, you'd be busy fighting them rather than just writing stories to scare little kids at night. So, disposing of her would likely be no problem. If she only knew about the real world. Oh well.
So, I turned on all of my considerable charm and set about to flirting with Aubrey. Naturally, he couldn't resist me, and was practically in my arms later that night. Before leaving, I danced a slow dance with him, and I could tell he totally wanted me. The best way to catch a man, however, is to stay distant, so I said goodbye, and all too soon was back in my hotel room in Concord. I'm really glad I decided to take this vacation.
A/N: Well, so ends another day in the life of our darling Slayer. If anyone has a good idea for a practical joke for Risika, Aubrey, and Jess to play on Buffy, please tell me, because I normally don't do humor like this. I may not use your idea, but I'd still appreciate it. Thanks all for reviewing!
Jade Limill: Sorry, complete mental block against this story after the first two chapters.
Blonde 101: Glad you find my story amusing even if you do like Buffy.
Canadian Vamp: Well, Aubrey hasn't gotten that bold yet, but you're right, I doubt she would notice.
The Insane One Types: Thank you.
Lady Prongs of Rohan: Sorry for the delay.
Shade: Thanks for the compliment.
Natalja Firesparrow: Thank you, I also liked the Miss Congeniality bit. Did you catch the part from Fern Gully in this chapter?
Deadly-Terrors: Glad you enjoyed.
Silver Kitsune: No, I really don't.