The Sardonic Psychiatrist

Chapter 2 – Girl Talk

'Susan,' being controlled by Sinister at present, sat in his office and neatly lined everything up on the desk. 'You would think those damn X-Men had a lot of mental problems.' Sinister said to himself, only to have the tart doctor interrupt his analytical ponderings.

The door opened and Rogue sat down. "Ah've had enough of Remy. Sometimes, I just wanna hurt him!" She said. Then she quickly corrected herself. "But I'd nevah do it!"

'I guess attempted murder doesn't count as injury these days.' He thought. "Now, what does Remy do that's so insufferable?"

"That damn Swamprat antagonizes me! Then, everybody feels sorry for him when I get mad!" Rogue said.

Sinister leaned back. "Did you ever consider the possibility that you deserve it? Really, men have needs you know."

'Are you stupid? Remy is one of the most infuriating men I've ever met. I highly doubt she's to blame.' Susan said to Sinsiter.

'Silence, Wench.' Sinister retorted.

"What's that supposed to mean? It ain' ma fault I can't control my powers." Rogue said.

"Silence wench." Sinister said again, then quickly clapped his hand over his mouth. "I mean…" He viewed Rogue's angry expression and wanted to avoid a pummeling in the fragile human body he was living in. "…girl power." He whimpered.

Rogue arched a brow. "Ah don't know anymore. He says he loves me."

"Remy Lebeau said that, to you?" Sinister said. His interest in Remy was largely due to his genetic makeup and the contribution it could make to the gene pool. He did not, however, want Rogue's powers floating around in his well-maintained gene pool. "He's lying." Sinister said. "He told me that he lies to you during our sessions at the Rehabilitation Center. He's a dirty, filthy liar."

"Really?" She said, a hurt look on her face.

'I can't believe she actually thinks you're telling the truth.' Susan said.

Sinister retorted. 'Wench, I'm not the one that…'

"We had sex!" Sinsiter exclaimed, remembering Remy's complaints about Susan. "He's got a mole on his dick."

'How did you know that?' Susan asked.

'I'm not answering that.' Sinister replied.

Rogue gasped. "Ya think he'd lie to me?"

Sinister felt the powerful momentum of the 'Girl Talk' phenomenon and pushed it farther. "Girl, you know how men are. They lie once, and they can't ever be trusted." Rogue stood up and began to stomp off. "You go, girlfriend! Uh-huh!"

When the door closed, Sinister rolled out of the chair laughing and didn't stop for fifteen minutes. 'Wench, this is why men rule the world. Women are stupid.'

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Three Hours Later

The door to Susan's office closed and Remy threw a charged chair across the room at the doctor. Then, readjusted the ice on his left eye.

Sinsiter ducked. "Why Remy, that's so ungentlemanly of you. That is no way to treat a lady."

"Y'not a lady. You're a mean whore. MEAN!" Remy yelled. "Why da hell did dat bastard let y'out of y'pot? Wait…" Remy blinked a few times. He walked out and went right out the front door. "Dey always underestimate empathy."

He maneuvered to what had been Sinister's local headquarters during his time with Essex, then broke in. There, laid out on a table, was Sinister's body. Remy shook his head, then smirked and dragged it back to his car. Stealing paintings was fun, stealing bodies was bizarre, but this particular heist gave him great satisfaction. The thought of Sinister STUCK in Susan's body almost brought him to tears laughing.

Meanwhile, at the mansion, Sinister rubbed the sides of his head. 'Your weak body and these headaches.'

'Yeah, about that, we need to talk.' Susan said.

'Well, what a better time than…being stuck in the same body?' Sinister replied. Susan was quiet. 'Out with it, Wench.'

'I might be pregnant.' She said.

Sinsiter angrily slammed down the folder. 'I think it's time for me to go back to my body.'

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Next Chapter: Who's Y'Daddy?

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