Disclaimer- If you remember the movie, Will was somewhat of a sissy. Well if I had directed the movie, Will would be more like Jack, savvy?

Chapter 2- Hangovers and the like

Johnny and his friends walked for a while, and eventually went their separate ways. Johnny climbed up the wall and went through the window to his room. He changed his clothes, and went to sleep.

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[~*~ in the morning ~*~]

"JONATHAN WILLIAM TURNER, GET YOURSELF DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Johnny woke up with a start, and tumbled out of bed. He dragged himself down the stairs and found himself with a very angry mum.

"Jonathan, where on earth were you last night?"

"I whash whith my friendsh…." muttered Jonathan. (A/N one hell of a hangover eh?)

"dear god child!" exclaimed Elizabeth. She clutched both sides of his face with her hands. "ARE YOU DRUNK!"

"Leave him alone Elizabeth," said Will as he came in.

"I'm not drunk mum, just tired." yawned Johnny. Elizabeth, satisfied, put breakfast on the table.

They started eating. "You never did tell me where you where." spoke Elizabeth.

"I wash ath a bhar whith my friendsh, shellibratin my birthday," replied Johnny through a mouthful of breakfast.

"Jonathan, don't speak with your mouth full." shot back Elizabeth.

"Oh for christ's sake Elizabeth, he's 17 not 5." said Will. Johnny nodded his head in agreement.

Elizabeth went back to her breakfast…until it hit her. "JONATHAN!! DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE AT A BAR?"

Jonathan swallowed. "Yes."

"WHAT IN GODS NAME WERE YOU THINKING! YOU ARE 17 YEARS OLD JONATHAN AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST GO OUT TO A BAR WHENEVER YOU LIKE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING!" yelled Elizabeth.

Jonathan shuddered, while Will sighed. "Leave him alone Elizabeth."

"So you approve of our son, OUR SON, going out to a bar at some odd hour of the night and having a good drink? I suppose it's quite randy for you then considering the FRIENDS YOU MADE specifically a Jack Sparrow."

Will had the final straw. He slammed his paper. "DAMMIT ELIZABETH! I do NOT approve of our son going out at blah blah and whatnot, however he turned 17 for godssake. SO LEAVE HIM ALONE! We can't be his bloody babysitters!"

"I never said we had to!"

"Then stop nagging Johnny and LEAVE HIM BE!"

"Well this wouldn't have happened if YOU hadn't asked JACK SPARROW TO BE HIS GODFATHER! Look at the influence!"

Elizabeth stopped and stared. Will turned around to see what she was staring at.

Jonathan was red, VERY red. He had tears streaking down his face. "So. You never wanted it did you mum? You never wanted Jack Sparrow to be my godfather." He was cut off by his mother.

"Johnny, you haven't even met the man! Yes he is nice, it's just that I feel he's had a bad influence on this family and the like…"

Now she was cut off. "DON'T YOU DARE INSULT HIM! AND I DON'T HAVE TO MEET HIM! THIS IS JACK SPARROW…THE JACK SPARROW! Who gives a bloody damn if I've met him or not? And you're right, I haven't met him. But I intend to change that! I am going to see my godfather, THE Jack Sparrow, Captain of the Black Pearl and there is nothing you can do to stop me!" He stormed upstairs and slammed his door.

They both stared in shock. Will recovered first. He sat down and read the news. "I told you so."

"Shutup Will."

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[~*~ upstairs, Johnny's room ~*~]

"They think they're so smart, don't they. I'll show them." muttered Jonathan, pacing around his bedroom. He turned around, and looked at a little stuffed monkey. He picked it up, and held it.

~FLASHBACK~

Johnny turned over to his stuffed animal, Jack the Monkey, his best friend. "You hear that Jack? My godfather's a pirate…a REAL pirate! Someday we'll find him Jack…someday."
~END FLASHBACK~

And that's when Johnny realized. 17 was a rite of passage. His parents couldn't protect him forever, and if he wanted to visit his godfather, well that's exactly what he was gonna do.

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VERYYY short chapter I know. Just that PAULA aka SUVANNAH kept bugging me so you all have her to thank for making me get this chapter up…not so fast.

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