Popeye, One Piece Style
One day, Luffy and Nami were basking in the wonderful sun. The day was lovely and Luffy and Nami had it all to themselves. But, something didn't feel right. Luffy had this strange feeling as if there was a stowaway on his ship.
Nami looked up and asked, "What's the matter, Hun?"
Luffy looked around and answered, "I have this rotten feeling that an unwanted guest is aboard." Suddenly, a man wearing a tuxedo showed up. This man was Luffy's worst enemy, Sanji.
'Oh, great. Sanji.' Luffy thought to himself. 'Doesn't he have a home to go to?'
Sanji brushed himself off and stated, "Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I was just checking out this fine specimen of a ship when it set sail."
Luffy shook his head and retorted, "Then why are you all wet?"
Sanji wiped himself off and answered, "Um… I was trying to swim home but there were a bunch of sharks down there."
Nami breathed a sigh of relief and stated, "Come on, he's not here to do anything naughty, is he?" Luffy rolled his eyes. He loved Nami so but she could be such a naïve twit sometimes. Sanji sat down and enjoyed a nice glass of Champaign.
"Would you like some Champaign, Nami?" asked the gentleman. Suddenly, Nami knew what was going on.
"Luffy, HELP!" Luffy heard her scream as Sanji held her over his shoulder.
"Don't worry, Sweet Pea, I'm-a comin'!" bellowed Luffy. Sanji saw him coming and kicked him in the face. Then, Luffy remembered his supply of canned Gum-Gum Fruit. He took some out of his shirt (Or whatever it is.) and crushed the lid off the can. Then he gulped it down while some sailor music played in the background.
"Uh, oh…" Sanji knew what was coming.
"Gum-Gum Pistol!" Luffy cried as he landed a big elastic punch on Sanji's face. Sanji was sent flying into the sea where an army of sharks chased him to shore. Nami embraced Luffy and kissed him on the cheek.
"My hero." She said as she continued to bury his face in kisses. That was truly a day for Luffy to remember.