Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his pals and I am not making
any money for this fic. Its purely for fun. I also don't want to take
credit for the quiz, I just got e-mailed it and I wanted to use it for this
fic.
Survey Time
~Chapter 1-Harry Potter~
Harry Potter was once again back at the Dursleys for the summer. Harry was still a bit traumatized about the events of the third task, and Harry supposed that was why the Dursleys were treating him a bit better. They still hated him, but now they didn't snap at him quite so often.
One day during this long summer, the Dursley family decided to go into London and get Dudley some new clothes. Dudley had lost very little weight due to his cheating his diet, so now the Dursleys had to tailor everything he wore. When his Uncle Vernon backed out of the drive Harry couldn't believe how lucky he was. His uncle had warned him to do nothing and not destroy the house, but now Harry could do what he really wanted to do. And now he walked over to Dudley's computer he noticed it was already on. He looked at the top of the sheet and saw the word survey. Looking over it, Harry printed it up and Started filling it in.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: Right
Are you smart?: Not nearly as smart as Hermione.
What's your middle name? : James
How many personalities do you have?: This is a stupid question, one I believe.
How many piercings do you have?: Guys shouldn't get a piercing!
Tattoos?: No tattoos, unless you count my lightening bolt shaped scar.
Can you do a cartwheel?: Sort of.
Do you have bangs?: Yes and they are always getting in the way.
Do you have contact lenses?: I wish I did.
Can you drive?: Not a car, but if you count flying a broom like the wizards car, then I can drive very well, thank you.
What do you drive?: A Firebolt
Do you snore?: No but Neville does...really loudly.
Do you drool in your sleep?: Er.yes
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Lick envelopes.or use one of those fun wax seal things.
What languages do you know?: English and I guess Parseltongue.
What's the best awards show?: I almost never watch tv.
Do you like onions?: Sure
Do you like cotton candy?: Never had any. I was such a deprived child. Though cotton candy IS one of the things that mad Dudley the fat pig he is today.
What instruments can you play?: None, unless you count that funky little flute Hagrid gave me.
What words do you overuse?: Er..umm. I guess I say "er" a lot.
What do you sleep in?: My bed
What's your bedtime?: Pretty much when I want to.
How many pillows do you have?: One at Hogwarts, one at the Dursleys.
Do you like to dance?: No..but I was forced to once.
Do you like to sing?: No
Are you any good at it?: I sound like a mermaid above water.
How many cds do you have?: None.
How many times have you moved houses?: Hmm.twice I think. When I lived with my parents and where I live now, with the Dursleys.
Do you like where you live?: No, I want to live with Sirius, or be at Hogwarts. Stupid Peter!!!
Is your room messy?: Kind of.
Do you like to finger-paint?: Never have before.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Never had a stuffed animal, except a raggedy old teddy bear with one eye and one limb.
Do you sleep with socks on?: No
Are you ticklish?: Yes, but I'm not telling where.
Are you shy?: To my friends no, to Voldemort no, to my enemies no, around girls other than Hermione yes.
Do you talk to yourself?: Sometimes, but not often.
Are you a morning person?: No, but Oliver Wood sure was.
What's your favorite outfit?: A Hogwarts uniform.
Do you believe in ghosts?: If someone who went to Hogwarts said they weren't, then they should get a cat scan. Of course they are real.
Do you believe in bigfoot?: Yeps
What's your favorite feature?: Well before I knew I was a wizard I would say my scar, but due to certain "incidents" now it would probably be my eyes.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Stutter like Quirrell
Who's your role model?: My late parents.
What celebrities do you act like?: I am a celebrity, but I wouldn't know who I act like.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: Ron
*Slept In Your Bed?: Myself
*Saw You Cry?: Not sure
*Made You Cry?: Voldie Moldie
*Spent The Night?: No one, I would be a fool to invite someone.
At Your House:
*Shared A Drink With?: I don't like sharing drinks.
*You Went To The Movies with?: Never been to one.
*You Went To The Mall With?: Does Diagon Alley count?
*Yelled At You?: Uncle Vernon
*Sent You An Email?: I am going to change the question to sent you an owl, because this is going to wizards. My last own was from Sirius.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Voldemort
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Is that in the United States?
Been To Florida?: Isn't that in the U.S. as well?
California?:No
Hawaii?:No
China?: Man this getting really annoying.
Canada?: No
Danced?: Yule Ball, last year. *shudders*
Stalked Someone?: No, but I've been stalked.
Had A Mud Bath?: No
Have you been close to death before?: Way too many times to count! Voldemort alone tried to kill me what. 4 times already, then there is Fluffy, my bucking broomstick, the troll, the car wreak in the willow, the rogue bludger, Aragog's children, falling 50 feet from my broom, the dementors, and the tasks of the Triwizard tournament. It think that's about all of it, but I might have missed something.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Every once and awhile.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: No
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Get some breakfast, I am starving
What was your last meal?: A sandwich. Need food now.
After Harry got some much needed nourishment, he gave Hedwig the survey and a little note of explanation and sent her to Ron.
AN: I hope you like this, its my second humorous HP fic. If you do like this and want my to continue, then please leave a review. If you don't I might just take this down and discard this idea all together. Thanks and please REVIEW.
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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Survey Time
~Chapter 1-Harry Potter~
Harry Potter was once again back at the Dursleys for the summer. Harry was still a bit traumatized about the events of the third task, and Harry supposed that was why the Dursleys were treating him a bit better. They still hated him, but now they didn't snap at him quite so often.
One day during this long summer, the Dursley family decided to go into London and get Dudley some new clothes. Dudley had lost very little weight due to his cheating his diet, so now the Dursleys had to tailor everything he wore. When his Uncle Vernon backed out of the drive Harry couldn't believe how lucky he was. His uncle had warned him to do nothing and not destroy the house, but now Harry could do what he really wanted to do. And now he walked over to Dudley's computer he noticed it was already on. He looked at the top of the sheet and saw the word survey. Looking over it, Harry printed it up and Started filling it in.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: Right
Are you smart?: Not nearly as smart as Hermione.
What's your middle name? : James
How many personalities do you have?: This is a stupid question, one I believe.
How many piercings do you have?: Guys shouldn't get a piercing!
Tattoos?: No tattoos, unless you count my lightening bolt shaped scar.
Can you do a cartwheel?: Sort of.
Do you have bangs?: Yes and they are always getting in the way.
Do you have contact lenses?: I wish I did.
Can you drive?: Not a car, but if you count flying a broom like the wizards car, then I can drive very well, thank you.
What do you drive?: A Firebolt
Do you snore?: No but Neville does...really loudly.
Do you drool in your sleep?: Er.yes
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: Lick envelopes.or use one of those fun wax seal things.
What languages do you know?: English and I guess Parseltongue.
What's the best awards show?: I almost never watch tv.
Do you like onions?: Sure
Do you like cotton candy?: Never had any. I was such a deprived child. Though cotton candy IS one of the things that mad Dudley the fat pig he is today.
What instruments can you play?: None, unless you count that funky little flute Hagrid gave me.
What words do you overuse?: Er..umm. I guess I say "er" a lot.
What do you sleep in?: My bed
What's your bedtime?: Pretty much when I want to.
How many pillows do you have?: One at Hogwarts, one at the Dursleys.
Do you like to dance?: No..but I was forced to once.
Do you like to sing?: No
Are you any good at it?: I sound like a mermaid above water.
How many cds do you have?: None.
How many times have you moved houses?: Hmm.twice I think. When I lived with my parents and where I live now, with the Dursleys.
Do you like where you live?: No, I want to live with Sirius, or be at Hogwarts. Stupid Peter!!!
Is your room messy?: Kind of.
Do you like to finger-paint?: Never have before.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: Never had a stuffed animal, except a raggedy old teddy bear with one eye and one limb.
Do you sleep with socks on?: No
Are you ticklish?: Yes, but I'm not telling where.
Are you shy?: To my friends no, to Voldemort no, to my enemies no, around girls other than Hermione yes.
Do you talk to yourself?: Sometimes, but not often.
Are you a morning person?: No, but Oliver Wood sure was.
What's your favorite outfit?: A Hogwarts uniform.
Do you believe in ghosts?: If someone who went to Hogwarts said they weren't, then they should get a cat scan. Of course they are real.
Do you believe in bigfoot?: Yeps
What's your favorite feature?: Well before I knew I was a wizard I would say my scar, but due to certain "incidents" now it would probably be my eyes.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Stutter like Quirrell
Who's your role model?: My late parents.
What celebrities do you act like?: I am a celebrity, but I wouldn't know who I act like.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: Ron
*Slept In Your Bed?: Myself
*Saw You Cry?: Not sure
*Made You Cry?: Voldie Moldie
*Spent The Night?: No one, I would be a fool to invite someone.
At Your House:
*Shared A Drink With?: I don't like sharing drinks.
*You Went To The Movies with?: Never been to one.
*You Went To The Mall With?: Does Diagon Alley count?
*Yelled At You?: Uncle Vernon
*Sent You An Email?: I am going to change the question to sent you an owl, because this is going to wizards. My last own was from Sirius.
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Voldemort
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Is that in the United States?
Been To Florida?: Isn't that in the U.S. as well?
California?:No
Hawaii?:No
China?: Man this getting really annoying.
Canada?: No
Danced?: Yule Ball, last year. *shudders*
Stalked Someone?: No, but I've been stalked.
Had A Mud Bath?: No
Have you been close to death before?: Way too many times to count! Voldemort alone tried to kill me what. 4 times already, then there is Fluffy, my bucking broomstick, the troll, the car wreak in the willow, the rogue bludger, Aragog's children, falling 50 feet from my broom, the dementors, and the tasks of the Triwizard tournament. It think that's about all of it, but I might have missed something.
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Every once and awhile.
Had An Imaginary Friend?: No
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Get some breakfast, I am starving
What was your last meal?: A sandwich. Need food now.
After Harry got some much needed nourishment, he gave Hedwig the survey and a little note of explanation and sent her to Ron.
AN: I hope you like this, its my second humorous HP fic. If you do like this and want my to continue, then please leave a review. If you don't I might just take this down and discard this idea all together. Thanks and please REVIEW.
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
As Long As I Live (My Harry Potter 5th year fic. When Harry learns of his destiny will he be able to cope? And what will happen when he's sent back to the time of his parents?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
You Are Always There For Me (My Lily/James fic. Mysteries shroud the true lives of Lily and James Potter, this is what I think really happened to the famous parents of Harry Potter.)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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