Beyblade crack-ups


Tyson laughed. "You have a bedtime, Max?"

Max frowned. "Yes. My mother insisted."

"Say you need your freedom."

"I did that. Then she gave me the circle of life speech. 'I brought you into this world and I can take you out.' "


Rei flipped through the channels and stopped when he saw a channel about the poor kids in Africa.

"Wow. Poor kids."

Hilary glared at Rei. "Poor kids? Do you know what I'd give to be as thin as any one of them!"


Hello. My name's Kai. When I was young I had to practice in a dark abbey called BIOVOLT corp. But now, I have been adopted by wonderful parents who give me everything I need and send me to school. I miss the abbey.

(everyone hates school right?)


Hi! I'm Max! My dad taught me what envy feels like. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


What's up? I'm Tyson. A very special friend of mine named Kai taught me logic yesterday when I didn't want to train. "Because I said so, that's why!"


Tyson groaned. "Aww Kai. Do we have to practice EVERY day?'

Kai glared. "Yes. If we don't then we'll get weaker. We have to train to build up our strength because there's always gonna be that someone who's gonna try and beat us! Understand?"

Tyson blinked. "No. You lost me at 'Yes'."

- more to come-