Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or his pals and I am not making any
money for this fic. Its purely for fun. I also don't want to take credit
for the quiz, I just got e-mailed it and I wanted to use it for this fic.
AN: Hey I would like to say thanks to my pal Meg for looking this chapter over for me. And I am now looking for a beta reader, I REALLY need one. I spell check everything I write, but I also don't catch everything. So someone please help me if its possible. If you are interested please e-mail me at LBFan4JC@aol.com.
Survey Time
~Chapter 6-Albus Dumbledore~
Albus Dumbledore was amused, more amused than is usual, which is very odd for the easily amusable headmaster. The main reason for his amusement was due to a very interesting owl sent to him by his former student Sirius Black. In it there was a survey which Dumbledore thought was an ingenious idea to raise the morale...especially for this year. Picking up his quill and with a twinkle in his eye, the wizened wizard began to fill it out.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: Sirius, the word is ambidextrous, and so am I.
Are you smart?: I have been called a very wise old bat, egg head, loony.I'll let you be the judge of that.
What's your middle name?: Percival Wulfric Brian
How many personalities do you have?: I am the way that I am.
How many piercings do you have?: If Minerva saw me with a piercing I believe she would have a cardiac arrest.
Tattoos?: The same applies here, though I do have a very fascinating scar on my knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
Can you do a cartwheel?: One hundred and thirty years ago I could.
Do you have bangs?: Yes
Do you have contact lenses?:No, I'm rather particular to half moon spectacles.
Can you drive?: Depends on what I intend to drive.
What do you drive?: Do you really want to know?
Do you snore?: When I was a student my roommates told me I did so I assume I still do.
Do you drool in your sleep?: I don't believe so.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: A prefer using a Hogwarts wax seal.
What languages do you know?: English, Mermish, Gobbledegook, German, French, Spanish, and Danish.
What's the best awards show?: I'm not particular to muggle television, but that Nobel Prize sounds quite interesting. I'm not sure if they make a show out of it or not.
Do you like onions?: Yes I do and Hogwarts house-elves prepare them in so many scrumptious ways.
Do you like cotton candy?: Another wonderful muggle treat. I do enjoy it rather well, but not as much as lemon drops.
What instruments can you play?: Its been years since I've played but I used to be able to play the acordian quite well in my youth.
What words do you overuse?: I'm sure quite a few, but I'm sure which ones. More food for thought.
What do you sleep in?: A very comfortable king sized bed.
What's your bedtime?: It varies greatly.
How many pillows do you have?: 12
Do you like to dance?: Of course, it is a rather enjoyable pastime.
Do you like to sing?: When it strikes my fancy.
Are you any good at it?: I will admit Fawkes songs are better than my own.
How many cds do you have?: Oh yes another muggle item, one which I am afraid I do not posses.
How many times have you moved houses?: 22 times precisely.
Do you like where you live?: I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I'm sure Hogwarts feels like my home the same as Mr. Potter does.
Do you like to finger-paint?: Ah art, another great thing that soothes the soul. I have painted...just not with my fingers.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: I don't want to comment on this question.
Do you sleep with socks on?: Yes I do.
Are you ticklish?: Another question. I feel it would be best if I didn't answer. For my own safety, of course.
Are you shy?: That is something I never been called.
Do you talk to yourself?: At times.
Are you a morning person?: Yes I am. I'm a night person as well.
What's your favorite outfit?: My purple robe with moons all over it.
Do you believe in ghosts?: I live amongst ghosts and have all my life. I would say it's a fair assumption to assume that I do believe in ghosts.
What's your favorite feature?: My nose...or my beard.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Get very quiet, or rush out to fix whatever may be the matter.
Who's your role model?: Godric Gryffindor and Merlin.. and I can't forget that brilliant muggle genius Albert Einstein.
What celebrities do you act like?: I think its obvious...if you pay attention.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: On a phone? Never.
*Slept In Your Bed?: Albus Dumbledore
*Saw You Cry?: Fawkes
*Made You Cry?: Tom Riddle
*Spent The Night?: A thousand students and the professors.
At Your House:
*Shared A Drink With?: Nobody
*You Went To The Movies with?: I went once...alone
*You Went To The Mall With?: Never been to a mall..its on my to do list though
*Yelled At You?: Minister Fudge
*Sent You An Owl?: Sirius
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Grindlewald did once..as well as many others.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Yes, New York City is a very delightful place, very different from London.
Been To Florida?: Yes, I had a meeting with Walt Disney once. He was actually a squib.
California?: A place even more amusing than New York
Hawaii?: Beautiful place.
China?: Look above.
Canada?: One place I've have not been to yet, maybe I will visit there after I retire in 30 years.
Danced?: Last year with Madame Maxime, she is a very talented dancer if I do say so myself.
Stalked Someone?: A couple of times.
Had A Mud Bath?: Yes
Have you been close to death before?: When am I not?
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Yes
Had An Imaginary Friend?: When I was a child Clarence was very good company.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Feed Fawkes.
What was your last meal?: A very fine casserole
With another amused smile, Dumbledore folded up the parchment and thought of who should do it next. But first he need to make some precautions.
He charmed the survey to never reveal something that could endanger someone's life or get them hurt in any way. So him saying he had contact with Sirius would just look like a blob of ink to a dangerous readers like the ministry or some students who thought Sirius was a mass murderer. All the previous surveys had been attached together using tape, so Dumbledore charmed all the previous surveys on one page that you could just touch and say whose you wanted to read and it would appear, or you could say your name and start filling it out.
After feeding his aforementioned bird, the old headmaster got up and left his office carrying the parchment. Seeing his target, Dumbledore slowed down and approached the person. "Hello Severus" Dumbledore said cheerily to his potions professor. "Albus" said Snape nodding at him. "Do you have a spare moment?" "Yes."
"Fill this out for me, and then pass it on." Sad Dumbledore handing Snape the survey and walking away.
AN: Here is chapter 6 of this fic, and you guess it the next chapter is going to be Snape's time to shine. That will be...interesting, even writing it. I want to thank my WONDERFUL reviewers: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate- freak, and Stinky Stan. For those readers of my other fanfics, don't worry I WILL complete them...just when I have a few days off work. I've been working almost everyday and I'm writing this chapter at 12:45 am! Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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AN: Hey I would like to say thanks to my pal Meg for looking this chapter over for me. And I am now looking for a beta reader, I REALLY need one. I spell check everything I write, but I also don't catch everything. So someone please help me if its possible. If you are interested please e-mail me at LBFan4JC@aol.com.
Survey Time
~Chapter 6-Albus Dumbledore~
Albus Dumbledore was amused, more amused than is usual, which is very odd for the easily amusable headmaster. The main reason for his amusement was due to a very interesting owl sent to him by his former student Sirius Black. In it there was a survey which Dumbledore thought was an ingenious idea to raise the morale...especially for this year. Picking up his quill and with a twinkle in his eye, the wizened wizard began to fill it out.
SURVEY
Are you left handed or right handed?: Sirius, the word is ambidextrous, and so am I.
Are you smart?: I have been called a very wise old bat, egg head, loony.I'll let you be the judge of that.
What's your middle name?: Percival Wulfric Brian
How many personalities do you have?: I am the way that I am.
How many piercings do you have?: If Minerva saw me with a piercing I believe she would have a cardiac arrest.
Tattoos?: The same applies here, though I do have a very fascinating scar on my knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.
Can you do a cartwheel?: One hundred and thirty years ago I could.
Do you have bangs?: Yes
Do you have contact lenses?:No, I'm rather particular to half moon spectacles.
Can you drive?: Depends on what I intend to drive.
What do you drive?: Do you really want to know?
Do you snore?: When I was a student my roommates told me I did so I assume I still do.
Do you drool in your sleep?: I don't believe so.
Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: A prefer using a Hogwarts wax seal.
What languages do you know?: English, Mermish, Gobbledegook, German, French, Spanish, and Danish.
What's the best awards show?: I'm not particular to muggle television, but that Nobel Prize sounds quite interesting. I'm not sure if they make a show out of it or not.
Do you like onions?: Yes I do and Hogwarts house-elves prepare them in so many scrumptious ways.
Do you like cotton candy?: Another wonderful muggle treat. I do enjoy it rather well, but not as much as lemon drops.
What instruments can you play?: Its been years since I've played but I used to be able to play the acordian quite well in my youth.
What words do you overuse?: I'm sure quite a few, but I'm sure which ones. More food for thought.
What do you sleep in?: A very comfortable king sized bed.
What's your bedtime?: It varies greatly.
How many pillows do you have?: 12
Do you like to dance?: Of course, it is a rather enjoyable pastime.
Do you like to sing?: When it strikes my fancy.
Are you any good at it?: I will admit Fawkes songs are better than my own.
How many cds do you have?: Oh yes another muggle item, one which I am afraid I do not posses.
How many times have you moved houses?: 22 times precisely.
Do you like where you live?: I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I'm sure Hogwarts feels like my home the same as Mr. Potter does.
Do you like to finger-paint?: Ah art, another great thing that soothes the soul. I have painted...just not with my fingers.
Do u sleep with stuffed animals?: I don't want to comment on this question.
Do you sleep with socks on?: Yes I do.
Are you ticklish?: Another question. I feel it would be best if I didn't answer. For my own safety, of course.
Are you shy?: That is something I never been called.
Do you talk to yourself?: At times.
Are you a morning person?: Yes I am. I'm a night person as well.
What's your favorite outfit?: My purple robe with moons all over it.
Do you believe in ghosts?: I live amongst ghosts and have all my life. I would say it's a fair assumption to assume that I do believe in ghosts.
What's your favorite feature?: My nose...or my beard.
What do you do when you're nervous?: Get very quiet, or rush out to fix whatever may be the matter.
Who's your role model?: Godric Gryffindor and Merlin.. and I can't forget that brilliant muggle genius Albert Einstein.
What celebrities do you act like?: I think its obvious...if you pay attention.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
*Called You?: On a phone? Never.
*Slept In Your Bed?: Albus Dumbledore
*Saw You Cry?: Fawkes
*Made You Cry?: Tom Riddle
*Spent The Night?: A thousand students and the professors.
At Your House:
*Shared A Drink With?: Nobody
*You Went To The Movies with?: I went once...alone
*You Went To The Mall With?: Never been to a mall..its on my to do list though
*Yelled At You?: Minister Fudge
*Sent You An Owl?: Sirius
*Said They Were Gonna Kill You?: Grindlewald did once..as well as many others.
HAVE YOU EVER:
Been To New York?: Yes, New York City is a very delightful place, very different from London.
Been To Florida?: Yes, I had a meeting with Walt Disney once. He was actually a squib.
California?: A place even more amusing than New York
Hawaii?: Beautiful place.
China?: Look above.
Canada?: One place I've have not been to yet, maybe I will visit there after I retire in 30 years.
Danced?: Last year with Madame Maxime, she is a very talented dancer if I do say so myself.
Stalked Someone?: A couple of times.
Had A Mud Bath?: Yes
Have you been close to death before?: When am I not?
Wished You Were The Opposite sex?: Yes
Had An Imaginary Friend?: When I was a child Clarence was very good company.
What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey?: Feed Fawkes.
What was your last meal?: A very fine casserole
With another amused smile, Dumbledore folded up the parchment and thought of who should do it next. But first he need to make some precautions.
He charmed the survey to never reveal something that could endanger someone's life or get them hurt in any way. So him saying he had contact with Sirius would just look like a blob of ink to a dangerous readers like the ministry or some students who thought Sirius was a mass murderer. All the previous surveys had been attached together using tape, so Dumbledore charmed all the previous surveys on one page that you could just touch and say whose you wanted to read and it would appear, or you could say your name and start filling it out.
After feeding his aforementioned bird, the old headmaster got up and left his office carrying the parchment. Seeing his target, Dumbledore slowed down and approached the person. "Hello Severus" Dumbledore said cheerily to his potions professor. "Albus" said Snape nodding at him. "Do you have a spare moment?" "Yes."
"Fill this out for me, and then pass it on." Sad Dumbledore handing Snape the survey and walking away.
AN: Here is chapter 6 of this fic, and you guess it the next chapter is going to be Snape's time to shine. That will be...interesting, even writing it. I want to thank my WONDERFUL reviewers: Diamoneye, angel reindeer, Valarauko, Lizzie, Luthien Vardamir, Slim Shady, carnelian, Pippin the Hobo Dawniky, FlamingSpazoid, Daydreamer, Cassie, dopey,Lara Potter, Smudged, SPACI, RicebalL, QueenoftheMad, MJ, biblehermione, Rathien, chocolate- freak, and Stinky Stan. For those readers of my other fanfics, don't worry I WILL complete them...just when I have a few days off work. I've been working almost everyday and I'm writing this chapter at 12:45 am! Anyways please review because reviews are authors chocolate! (I know this line is sooo corny, but it gets my message across.) :-)
Christina
If you like this story, check out some of my other fics!
Whose Line Is It Anyways?: Versions 1 and 2 (My first humorous fics,based off the hit show. The first one uses a panel from Harry Potter and the second version has Lord of the Rings characters.)
Harry and Frodo's Big Switch (When Frodo Baggins and Harry Potter trade bodies what oh what what will happen? And will they return?)
The Fellowship of the Rings: A Hogwarts Production (What if a school decided to try to do a play out of Tolkien's first book in the trilogy? And what if that school is none other than Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?)
Harry's Unexpected Trip (When a Floo trip goes wrong, Harry finds himself on Middle Earth. Now Harry joins up with the Fellowship to prepare for the biggest war Middle Earth has ever seen, but will Harry ever make it home?)
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